fastortoise

When I first started wearing deodorant I thought I had the same problem as you but then I figured out i'd just been smearing on way too much of the stuff, and now that I only put on 4 strokes under each arm there's no problem. I really like the Axe chocolate one, I've been using it for the past 2 months :thumbup: Doesn't smell like chocolate at all but it's really great.

Covered the first entire half this semester's biology course in 2 days, holy [bleep] i'm a champ. Party time :cool:

We have well water which we have to boil. Even after boiling, it still tastes and smells bad. What the [bleep] is in your well? My grandmother's well water is the best water I've ever tasted.

I used to drive an unmarked, ugly as sin blue van that leaked green [cabbage] all over the place. Then two years ago my brother took it out one night and pretended we never owned a van :ohnoes: Today I found out I got an 89.98 as a final grade in my biology class. That's an A, 90+ is A+ and my teacher doesn't round up or give bonus marks whatsoever. I wish he didn't tell us our numerical grade, I would've been happy with the A <_<

Yeah, I get that a lot :cool: But seriously, I only post pictures with shirts because I don't have and old one of me without my shirt on, so I can't make a proper comparison. And I can already feel it would be sorta awkward to post a shirtless picture of myself when nobody else has and just be like "yeah hey, whatsup, this is me naked". (also, I have a third nipple) Yeah thanks for the comments guys, I'll keep at it just for you :wink: EDIT: Hey Dark, I just thought of something... try asking your parents to pay you a couple months of gym memberships. It'll kill you a little inside but just try, I'm sure my parents wouldv'e been happy to pay for me but I was dumb and now I'm paying 30 bucks a month on a gym membership instead of something cool... like a smartphone or something (or more likely, extra beer).

Well, assassin saved me from posting a huge block.. he pretty much covered it. I just have one tip that wasn't mentioned: If you can do a certain exercise at home, then don't bother doing it at the gym. For example, don't go to the gym and do ellipticals for hours one end :shame:. I used to do my abs (crunches ect.) at the gym but now I do them at home and use the extra time at the gym to try new machines. If they have rowing machines then make it your goal to become a good rower. It's the most draining exercise I know because it builds muscles all over your body and increases stamina. But yea, I'm not just gonna repeat what assassin said :mrgreen: . Read, re-read, then re-re-read his post.

FFS man this is the fourth goddamn time you make the same freaking topic. Either work out or don't, stop being a [bleep] and commit to something before I slug you. (my bowl of noodles fell on the floor and i'm pissed)

Lulz, I have been following them too. Hah, me too. It's so nerdy, I love it... HD is really good to watch, Husky is too annoying to watch unless he's co-commenting with HD. Anyways, my friend is letting my use his starcraft account because he stinks at the game. Add Cotosatoti in game if you wanna play me :cool:

You guys in BC have the best stuff... my cousin once brought some back and it was like nothing we have here in the East.

I was helping Dexter Morgan murder a fat capitalist jerk who stole the land from all the farm people. meh.. atleast i got to wear cool gloves :cool:

I'm with you, then. The only suit I own is one of those breast-thing ones that makes me look like a mafia boss. It was fun when i'd go to weddings as a little kid, floating in my suit lookin like a gangster, but now I need a dinner suit (i've just been wearing dress shirts to nice occasions lately) to make me look nice and manly like danny craig up there.

like this which looks to be a two buttoned jacket, with only the top one buttoned. Although almost all pictures of craig's suits bowl out so i'm betting being jacked up is a huge part of it and not the suit itself.

Oh my god this made me lol. I have a feeling everybody who has read this news report got swindled because it was really the aide who took it out.. he must've had a lot of balls to "forge" the president's title. He must've been a pretty cool dude.

Hey, is there a term for those suit jackets that bowl out at the chest? I'm not sure if they even exist or if it's only when you're ripped to shreds and have good posture so that your shoulders pull back the top half of the jacket, making it bowl. So far i've only seen them on moviestars, who are pretty much all jacked up.

I know you aren't around much anymore, but I thought I'd let you know that i've been doing this for the past 3 months and I have a nice little graph, with my weight linearly increasing slowly but surely :thumbsup: Here's an update picture, I'm now at 10 months since I started working out. I've gained about 10 lbs, a lot of it was in height though I'm sure. About 5 lbs since the middle picture. I know it doesn't sound like much but it feels great to have some meat on me, I've been living as skin and bone for eighteen years. I'll also edit the main post with the new picture added to the old one. Noteable changes: -My triceps are slowly agglomerating into one big, good lookin' ball -My biceps don't look much bigger than from last picture... hmmm.. . they feel bigger. Maybe I was flexing in the middle picture, because I was definitely extending them in this recent shot. -My back (top & bottom) is much stronger now, as you can see how tight the shirt is around my abs now. -I can do a dance with my pecs now :cool: -I CAN DO PUSHUPS LIKE THEYRE NOTHING BRA I take great satisfaction being recognized by people I don't care about so please, any type of post is welcome :mrgreen:

I am so flabbergasted by the amount of boring topics that I literally cannot reach my palm to my forehead.

The one thing I vividly remember was making a giant dent in my friend's metal garage door with my forehead. I don't remember much else :???:

I also don't enjoy having my hearing blasted away forever. If I wanted someone yelling in my ear constantly, i'd get a girlfriend.

For a guy who actually listens to song lyrics and appreciates them, its mostly about that. That's why I really enjoy some rappers (MF Doom, Del, Cunnin Lynguists, RZA.. I can go on) because they're lyrics are really creative. I am also put off when music is too influenced by the society the artist is living in. I mean sure, even science is influenced by society, but there's a spectrum of influence and some people just let their music be abused: WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN LIKE P-DIDDY I mean really? It feels like Not another teen movie in music form :thumbdown:

Yesterday I ate something really gross for a bet then stuck my tongue down a girl's throat for the kicks. She was supposed to push me away after noticing my breath tasted like [wagon] but she just enjoyed the kiss and it was all awkward and I felt really bad after, and still do. But my friend had to cross the boulevard naked (hah, what a douche). So everything is fine here :mrgreen:

A topic on toothpaste? You have to be [bleep]ing kidding me. I spread that [cabbage] all over my teeth every goddamn time i'm near a sink. I can even let it drip out of my mouth and clean the sink itself with this [cabbage]. Sometimes I clean my disease ridden tongue too if i'm about to suck face. I can even smear some of this stuff on the inside of my swimming goggles and they won't fog up. Back the [bleep] up, no way? That's right, I can see underwater with toothpaste protecting both my teeth and eyes, holy [bleep].

10 hours of studying, and only 3/10 done <_<

[hide] basketball? all you need is a ball, and you can get together whenever. Just be sure to always play full-court and have fair teams. 5 on 5 full-court can be quite a work-out. To be challanged mentally, chose any sport. Do it properly, and be a little competitive amongst yourselves, and the mental and tactical component always starts. Many sports (tennis, squash, handball, water polo, martial arts sparring, volley ball) requires so much practice with technique before you get a real tough workout that it might be a good idea to start with something where you can get exhaused right off the bat :D what're you interested in? that's what really matters. Track and Field is all a mind race. Knowing when to pass an opponent up and when to start the kick at the end is all mental. Its all tactics. If you have speed after a long race, use it. I would suggest jogging, once you get into better shape you can try going at a tempo pace (30 seconds hard jogging, 30 seconds light jogging). [/hide] Thanks for the advice but we just decided to play hockey all summer. I guess we can't escape the canadian stereotype :( Also, I've been going to the gym a lot recently and I really want to update my progress picture montage but I don't know what I did with the shirt I take the pictures in! I never wear it out of the house because its way too small for me now and the only way it could have left if is this unnamed girl took it with her one day. I needed that t-shirt but I don't feel like talking to her <_<

Yeah, when they told me the only way to get braces off was with pliers I was like :blink: . I'm glad they didn't tell me that before or else I'd have done it myself. That really smooth feeling you get at first goes away obviously, but whenever I rub my teeth and feel the rough surface of plaque it forces me to go brush, so lick your teeth while you can!!

All teachers bump... even university professors. One of my midterms had an average of 43% and my prof bumped the average to 60%, while my 95 stayed a 95 <_< . I just checked online and the only course i'd consider taking this summer is not available. I kinda feel like getting an unpaid lab job this summer to get some experience, I have enough money saved to do it.