If Snake hears about you kicking a cardboardbox, you're on his kill list. When he sees you kick one, you're off it, instanty. Snake and Chuck Norris once had a Tag-Team battle with Vin Diesel and Mr.T, the result? The Dark Ages. Dante and Snake once had a fight. Snake, holding back of course, and winning, was sparing Dante. When Dante shouted LLIGHT!, however,Snake kicked Dante into a small room. Dante's dead body was later found found. Neck broken by strangling. The Cold War never happend, the U.S won by using a single word, Snake. The fake war was only to keep the countries reputation. Snake once made a perfect house, military base, and a camoflauge using only a cardboardbox. Eat that, McGuyver. Dante and Snake were having a corny lines contest. However, due to Dante having his LLLIGHT! and My soul is telling me it wantstoSTOPYOU lines, won. The referee was found dead next day, and the prise money was nowhere to be found. The referee died due to a strangling