Kiriyama

Bet it'd be a different story if she was Asian, eh? Dude, its not really pedophilia. Though it is sex with a minor if you try to do her. Don't worry about it, as long as you're not like some of the guys I know.

How fast do you run? A) Not fast enough.

It was funny the first time someone made the connection. But now its just [bleep]ing pathetic.

Welcome to the internet. Seriously, what else is the internet for? pr0n On-Topic: WUT?! Yeah, that too. Seriously, when I put that, it was my first thought that someone would reply with that.

Going around rocks actually has the chance of failing, and you still end up getting hit if they use melee only. Here's a hint. Spells and arrows go over the rocks. Until idiots are smart enough to learn that, I'll keep using them, okay?

Welcome to the internet. Seriously, what else is the internet for?

The worst are Portal Noobs/House Huggers. Playing in F2P, its pretty annoying. As a level 114/115,, I lost to a level 20 something because he decided to stay in the houses almost the entire time, when he came out, as soon as I moved, he went back in. Where's the strategy? This is the same guy that called my tactics "noob", I was playing how I have, and do play. I use the terrian to my advantage. I run around rocks/statues/houses so they get off less attacks, it works, but seemingly, it makes me, as a level [whatever I am] "noob" to do so. Yet its perfectly okay for him to house hug? Then decide to brag how he "beat" me. Causing me to swear in Norweigian. Yeah, I meant to do it in my CC where it is empty, I just forgot to go back in after changing worlds. Overall, running is the perfect tactic. I normally stay at the edge until my hunter comes. Teleorb when they are 5 squares away, or try casting a spell at me, then hide out at the centre until they come, then I use the rocks if they are using melee. Or the running around houses for Mages/Rangers. My main Hunter tactic is the use Range, with some Magic to back me up. Though the worst is those who expect you to go easy on them. I had to attack the [bleep]er so I would get hit. He was the hunted first, I killed him before he got any charges. Because he either didn't get a stone, or equip it. He asks me to go easy on him. I try explaining that he's wasted his chance. I have to say that twice -.- Overall, playing it in F2P is easy. Most head towards the centre, and I use my 91 Range to my advantage. However, you get a few people who are decent. I came up against someone who played it pretty well, I still won, but it took my awhile to find the guy. Another, well, I lost because he had the advantage of a higher strength level. Still, the guy was pretty respectful about it, and didn't want to make me swear like a sailor. Pretty funny how those that want you to go easy use the cheapest "tactic" to win. Not that house hugging/portal hugging requires any tactics.

I don't think there's an e-book of it. And if you don't pay for it, you aren't able to take on the responsibility of becoming a man. Unless it gets passed down to you, which is definitely an acceptable method. What about stealing a copy from a bigger man? Using a plastic spoon.

Why so hostile, at least find a way to deject them nicely. Anyway, what the heck' ? I wouldn't suggest doing this. Unless it's like a 5 minute sketch with bad costumes and the whole Abbot and Costello schtick. Yeah, okay, I mainly had a problem with the choking on a Big Mac, since thats more of the person not chewing properly than a message about health. Have him die of a heart attack. However, do what Jem said, have him as the manager feeding the same crap to other children. Bonus points if he has the heart attack infront of those children.

Yeah heres a joke. The entire idea. Good one, innit?

[bleep] it. I say Wolverine. Retractable claws and damn near impossible to kill.

I guess so. Still, it makes you wonder what the next will be.

That sucks. Anyway, isn't something along the lines of newb/newbie already in the English language? I mean, all noob is, is spelling how you say newb. Though it is more of a insulting word. Although a weak one.

Fix'd. I don't know why, but they jsut are good. Unlike somethings which contain the taste of oranges, this isn't an overpowering taste.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. But seriously, I dare you to slice a pizza into 0 pieces.(And eating it doesn't count) 1/0 = infinity thus infinity x 0 = 1 We also know 2 x 0 = 0 So infinity x 0 x 2 = 1 (infinity x 0) x 2 = 1 (1) x 2 = 1 2 = 1 Chuck Norris can also transform numbers. You added in brackets to make 2 = 1. infinty*0*2 = 1 infinity*(0*2) = 1 infinity*(0) = 1 See? I ended up back where I wanted to. Just like how you ended where you wanted to. However, you cannot combine them, as they do not equate the the same originally.

They've been mistaken before, so torture is not a viable means of gathering good information. You'll accept what you want to hear.

They've raised you as their child, with love. They are your goddamn parents.

Sure. Of course its the flash. Honestly though, the colour looks stupidly unnatural. And have a shave.

You're only working there, I don't think they'd expect you to say much.

yes, you remembered correctly. chicken pox, AFAIK, can kill adults but has little to no chance of harming a child ... i have a cold/flu and my bro keeps saying i have swine flu. then insinuated that my best friend was a pig, and that is where i got said virus Strange thing is, in the early days, I did the same to someone I know. Though she knows I was joking. Anyway Chicken Pox can kill adults? I thought it could cause infertility, not death.

More like attempting to destroy Olympus. But yeah, Duke Nuken is no where near as bad a dude as Kratos. Duke Nukem sticks the finger up at you. Kratos rips your [bleep] arm off. Don't forget before that he defeated another god and sealed up a titan. Not to mention he killed all three sisters of fate. Now that we are in fictional characters what about Gordon Freeman? :-# He's a Scientist. Not a badass. And yeah, I wanted to mention the Sisters, but I didn't. Lets not forget that Kratos went against the Gods to help his army, lost his powers through Zeus, and changed time so he could kick [wagon].

You don't need to send armed forces. A few peacekeepers to help make a compromisation treaty should do just fine. What happens when and if the peacekeepers are killed? Then the troops are sent in. Correct?

Which is why I say to use a handcarved wooden one. Made by yourself. Adds the personal touch.

Right back atcha Mr. de Sable. A world without America would just pick somebody else as a Superpower. We'll be bashing Germany if it became the super power instead of us. (and some of us burning in their ovens, depending what time period we're talkin' about.) I think we'd end up bashing whichever country is the superpower. If the British Empire still exsisted, we'd bash that. If China was the greatest superpower. We'd bash that even more. Fact is, if there is a country as a superpower, their mistakes are alot bigger, and wider known. And honestly, I hate how much coverage the American election got here. It doesn't greatly affect us. Oh and Dizzle, for kickass, it depends on how you looked at it. Didn't Germany have the best war economy? And weren't they kicking more arse until America got involved? Really, for some of the major battles, it all played out to luck that Germany lost.

Yeah, but since when do we really get a say in where our troops actually go? Alot of people wanted troops out of Iraq years ago. But it didn't happen. Dizzle, I'm not saying America is the worst. That belongs to North Korea. I'm just saying that if America was not to exsist, then the world wouldn't stop spinning.