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couldnt you get someone to sell you a flatpacked mahogany eagle lectern instead of spending all that money on 67 construction? ...or am i mistaken on the whole concept of flatpacked items?

red spiders dont drop eggs...the eggs spawn on their own (there are two spawn points in varrock sewers...guess what monsters both are next to :P ) theres also another spawn point in the karamja volcano also, i thought only the gloves (not the boots or robes) from canifis were available for f2p :-k

theres a very good strategy here

banned for not liking the moogleness

theres probably an obvious answer to this, but...is there some reason you cant use other tele tablets for barrows?

curse train by the zammy wine spawn wear full metal and/or dragonhide armor to lower your mage attack bonus as much as possible, then keep getting your stats lowered by attempting to steal the wine (i suggest you make use of protect from melee and the nearby altar, since your def and hp will drop quickly) the idea is to have your temporary magic level under the amount decreased by your equipment (for example, if your equipment decreases magic attack bonus by 68 points, try to have a temporary magic level of 68 or lower) so that every time you cast a spell, it fails to take effect (you still get the same exp) this way, you can keep casting curse on the same target over and over again :D why curse? it's actually better exp than fire strike (curse gives 29 exp per spell as opposed to fire strike's 11.5-19.5 exp per spell), plus the runes tend to be cheaper

banned for not conforming and spelling "banned" the way everyone else does come on, all the cool kids dont spell it with an r :P dont do drugs kiddies!

lol oh yeah #-o evil chicken is strongest of all the random event monsters (by one level :P ) problem with those is that you get 1 exp for every 10 hp damage you do -.-

level 92 greater demon since you probably won't want to carry a full set of armor that deep into the wilderness, it may be a bit tougher than you expect but there is a convenient cage/harpoon fishing spot just south of the demons :D

banned for letting us know your email and msnm

have you tried the runescape knowledge base? it's probably more reliable than any other guide :P whenever a servant demands wages, they ask for the following: rick: 500 gp maid: 1K cook: 3K butler: 5K demon butler: 10K

banned for throwing me off with that "half nude" remark which made me think that bacab was a she

to make diamond bolts, you must attach diamond tips to addy shafts with feathers on them (no other shaft will work) you need 65 fletching to cut the diamond into 12 tips, but only 61 fletching to make the diamond bolts

main problem with the sceptre is that it's incredibly annoying to try to get on a pure plus if you die, everything else protects over the sceptre :(

don't these things also require 40 defense? :-k otherwise, pretty good guide :thumbsup:

because thats where i train :P ...im probably gonna get a lot of pranksters barging in on me now -.-

click profile at the top of the page, then scroll down to preferences my guess is that for the part marked "always allow BBCode," you marked "no"

i like the lvl 35 flesh crawlers in the southeast corner of the second floor of security stronghold handy food source nearby, they have a max hit of 1, and they're aggressive no matter what your level :) just stay away from worlds 38-40 and 45 :evil:

advantage of making serum 207 with your tarromin is that it lets you save precious limps for super strength pots :)

banned for using an incorrect preposition...she's at a cold placeless place

yes since your attempt to kill a god will end up getting you killed what is the velocity required to overcome the earth's gravitational pull?

banned for typing in a dialect

no, since that would involve giving us more crossbows too

to find him, go down the ice mountain entrance to the dwarven mines, head south till you hit a wall, go west for a short while, then go north when you see the fires (they should be a little bit past the anvils) go north past the dwarven general store owner and keldagrim cart conductor, and you'll find nurmof (next to a pie dish spawn)

Your prediction looks like it was written by a drunken lemur as a practical joke on other drunken lemurs. The drunken lemurs are enraged by this and begin to kill off all the drunken lemurs they happen to encounter. Eventually, there are no more drunken lemurs left in the world, thus setting zoo visits at an all-time low. This depression eventually works its way into every facet of the economy of the nation you live in, thus impoverishing your nation. You die of starvation, wishing you had never mocked the drunken lemurs, albeit accidentally. DON'T MESS WITH THE DRUNKEN LEMURS!