The Dark Lord

My Runescape character was changed into a female avatar once, and I was messing around on RS during the Christmas event. My character was wearing a santa outfit, and this kid walks up to me. [him] Hey sxc santa momma. [me] I'm a guy IRL. [him] Rally? [me] Yes. [him] Ewww [me] Owned. A few minutes later, I had a friend PM him. [friend] I heard you was messing with ma girlfriend and you called her a man. [friend] Don't make me come all the way over there and kick your [wagon]... [him] I said I was sorry... (And my friend just kept screwing with this kid's head until the kid put him on his ignore list.) :thumbup:

It will transfer. The only changes would be your house teleport location and which portal you have to use.

How did my prayer training go?

Kratos wakes up and worships Satan. "Hail Satan, full of grace..."

Yes, some have. Too few. The majority of the updates, especially during the first half of the year, were downright bleah. Most of it boring, too much of it just throw-away or filler. That's true. Fortunately we did get some pretty nice updates at the end of the year, though. I'm not mad that they haven't released as many updates this year because it has caused me to play less and less. Most things on Runescape are too boring for me, so I pretty much only play for new content.

Yup. :P You'd need an easy way of maneuvering the ship, though. If you had to navigate via arrows (like catapults in Castle Wars), people would instantly become frustrated. PvP sailing would definitely be awesome, though. Especially if you had the tasks where you could be privateers (hired pirates) or if you had to deliver goods from one port town to another. Then, with the PvP system applying to open waters, it'd be extra challenging to do the above tasks since you could be attacked.

((Sounds fair, but I'm getting off for the night. I guess you can assume that I'm in autopilot, or we could just stop here or whatever.)) Kratos rests in his hut.

((Just an adventure. We're trying to find a mystical city. Stuff like that. It's mainly to see how far we can get.)) ((What happens when we die? Do we respawn and lose our skills, or what?))

((Want to team up on a quest?)) Kratos again tries to heal himself.

Kratos skins the deer and begins to tan the hide. Kratos then attempts to heal himself.

I value your feedback, but we're working as a group effort, and if the people wanna talk about sailing then that's what we talk about. Perhaps i'll make a sequal to this thread after this one is done, and we can explore that possibility. In other news, First page is being updated now. The point is sailing is a joke, walk92 wasn't seriously suggesting it. there is no good reason to continue discussing it as it's been discussed 291719319273 times before and if we're going ahead with this thread then it should be something original rather than another discussion about the same thing that's been discussed time and time again. My bet is people only made suggestions due to the fact that on the heels of a joke you dedicated this thread to sailing rather than leaving it open to further suggestion. I'm sure there are plenty of valid ideas that could have been discussed had this thread not been ruined by making it another stupid sailing thread. I actually like the idea of coming up with a skill as a community, but we didn't come up with sailing, we're just discussing the same thing that's been picked over with a fine tooth comb time and time again. it's pointless and boring and 99% of us don't give a damn for that simple fact. Okay, then stop posting. Seriously, the ones that say, "Oh my God! Sailing sucks GTFO!" are just as much idiots as the kids that they are making fun of. This is a legitimate thread, and we're actually discussing a way that sailing (not necessarily a skill) could work in the game, and we're discussing how this new add-on could contribute to the skills that we currently have. If you didn't want to pick this skill for this discussion, you lot shouldn't have posted "Sailing" as the first post. Since you guys spammed this thread, you now have this discussion about sailing. If you don't like it, don't contribute to this thread.

((Grim, want to team up and go on a quest? Perhaps we can buy a horse and a wagon and go past the town into some strange and dark place.))

Kratos curses and cooks some of the deer meat, and he then begins to construct a crude hut.

Too late. It's dead. Kratos uses his axe in order to cut up the deer. Then, he rips out the femur bone and crafts it into a bone knife.

Kratos slams the deer in the side of the head with his hammer.

Outraged, Kratos fires a bolt of lightning at the deer. Then, Kratos charges at the deer with his hammer at the ready and attempts to strike the deer in order to kill it.

The one that caused 500 million deaths... The last one.

Kratos slams his Earthquake Hammer against the ground in order to induce seismic waves against the deer.

((So, we're in a town, right?)) Kratos runs into the woods and casts an earth spell at a deer.

Anyway, Kratos attempts to recover.

Hey, I have a small suggestion/request. Can we have multiple dungeons and kind of split off? It's no fun being the last through a dungeon and not facing anything or doing anything.

((When can I become conscious again?))

Goddamn beggars. ---- Someone come wake Kratos up, please.

Kratos gets into town and cooks the meat. After eating some of the deer himself, Kratos gives a portion of meat to a beggar. Then, he tries to sell the rest of the deer. .5 Charity, please.

Kratos kills a caribou.