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The Dark Lord

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  1. Yeah, sometimes I can think too much on something and draw conclusions about things and it makes me angry/depressed. So hopefully it's just hormones and the teenage phase I'm going through that's causing me to be so moody. I can be depressed and will start listening to melancholy music and then someone might interupt me and I get real snappy.
  2. The world in general is a hellhole. Young girls are kidnapped at night and sold off as sex slaves, after they are repeatedly raped by their captors for up to days. Tonight, someone will be murdered. Maybe they are murdered over an argument, something goes wrong when dealing with the drug dealer, or even for no apparent reason at all. People are slandered and abused by their parentals. People are treated like [cabbage] just because they stand up for something or they are a certain race or sex or from a different background. We have the knowledge for a perfect society, but somewhere down the line some idiot will ruin the plan. (Remember Communism?) But does that mean the world is totally bad? No. As surprising as it can seem, there is love in the mix of this chaotic world. There's always somebody out there that will love and care for you. They make life worthwhile. In my opinion if there was no love at all in this world, this world would just be a world of suicide. Would you want to continue living if there was no love? I wouldn't. By the way, we can think of a much worse system than Hitler could ever have set up. Read George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four if you don't believe me.
  3. It's kind of hard to understand what you're saying in a few places. So basically you think it's stupid to ban the swastika because it's a Hindu symbol of peace and you're Hindu? Oh and you're saying that we shouldn't consider the most evil person in history because Stalin was worse?
  4. I have different styles. I might wear an Arizona button-up shirt and some nice jeans/khaki cargo shorts and maybe wear like nice stuff and have jewelry and tan flip-flops. So I guess I'm a little preppy. Then if I am in a kind of sad/angry mood, I might wear all black. I might wear black Etnies, saggy black jeans, black belt, wear a black shirt and leave it untucked. When I'm in that mood, I listen to melancholy songs. Oh and I dye my hair a lot (golden blonde is what I have at the moment) and wear Foster Grant shades. So I don't know what the hell I am. lol I guess I can be a mix of emo and something else at times, but I don't slash myself and I hate tight clothes. Oh and I don't wear that damned mascara.
  5. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot [wagon] kicking in real-time.
  6. Focus mostly on the irregular verbs. Those are the harder ones. The regular verbs all have the same endings so they're easy to remember. Write the conjugations of each verb 5-10 times each and it should help.
  7. I've been feeling strange lately. I might "get into it" with a friend of mine or whatever and then I feel depressed. I mean I can literally be real happy until something like that happens or I just worry that my friends and everyone else is starting to "grow apart". A lot of other things could get me feeling depressed as well, such as seeing how "[bleep]ed up" the world can be. It makes you wonder 'Do all the positive things in the world really outweigh the negative?' Then I'll just pop in a CD or whatever and then it'll make me feel better. I can become elated or just get a feeling like I just don't care about what happens. Maybe I don't belong... Who knows, who cares? I feel weird right now and I'm not sure really what's happening. Am I just worrying over something that really isn't worth worrying about or what? I've talked to friends about this, but they usually cannot understand me and I'll get a response like "What are you talking about?"
  8. The gay bomb and the remote-controlled sharks thing sounds [developmentally delayed]ed... Seriously what the hell?
  9. He would have probably been an extremely good leader if it weren't for his ambition to conquer the globe and his master race stuff. He killed what? Millions of Jews just for what they were? He even did it in a cruel way and destroyed families and even separated them from each other just to die in death camps.
  10. I knew a kid that was partying at my friend's house and he was jumping over the fire. Well someone jumped into him at the same time and he fell into the fire. He got burned up bad. He was in the hospital for about a month and had to get skin graphs. Guess he learned not to play with fire. By the way his nickname now is "Fire Marshall." lol
  11. Aww grow up and lighten up a bit. It's freaking hilarious. You must be eemo lol
  12. Dear Diary: Mood: Apathetic. My life is spiralling downward. I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course, "Stabby Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing. Like that guy from that band can do. Some days you know... 'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a [bleep] 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, and our chicks look like [bleep] 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite! Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister's mascara now I'm grounded for a week. Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun. They say they already have a [kitty], they don't need another one Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don't jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo My life is just a black abyss, you know, it's so dark. And it's suffocating me. Grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans... which look great on me by the way. When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth, You can read me "Catcher in the Rye", and watch me jack off. I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right! I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be eemo My parents just don't get me, you know. They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don't know diary, sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend... I feel like tacos. YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuG_W99WnC4
  13. I can remember when I was little my mother found a folder (that stores consoles) full of Gameboy games. They were the Gameboy Color ones though. But that was when there was only that kind. So you can say I was pretty happy about that. No one claimed it so I ended up with several new games for free. That's pretty lucky. What songs are on it?
  14. You [wagon]. Anyways, for credibility and compairison, lets all take the same test! Post your result pics here, though most of you will cheat the system and take it 40 times anyways. http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/index_main.jsp You know you have to pay for the results, right? The results are most likely not true anyway...
  15. The online IQ tests are completely false, their goal is for you to score good, get all exited, and buy the "complete analysis" for $10. Haha we should all put stupid answers into it and see if we still get like a 300 or whatever.
  16. Why the [bleep] do you think some males go transgender to turn into a "female?" They try to hide weapons up their "vagina." Perfect place to store a small knife. Perhaps you can even store a small pistol in their fake vagina.
  17. I got 120 when I was 10. I'm not sure what it is now. Nor do I care. I'm 15 now and know a hell lot more than I did when I was 10. So it should be a lot higher. I didn't even know that water was composed of 1 hydrogen atom bonded with 2 oxygen atoms when I was 10. I also guessed at a lot of things.
  18. The hell?
  19. How exactly do they work? Vodka and some tomato thing, right? I think vodka and hot sauce.
  20. How about vodka with roofies in it? Nothing beats a good ole date-rape drug.
  21. Sorry Victor, but you need proof that he can get into an argument with a rat.

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