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The Dark Lord

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  1. As for your quote in your main post, I know a quote that kinda fits with it. "All great nations are destroyed from within." or something like that.
  2. How pathetic. Many people have it worse off than you do. [cabbage] a lot of people don't even have a girlfriend. You had a band, you had some fun with it and made a little cash. Who gives a flying [bleep] if some members left, find other friends if you are serious about it. At least your girlfriend didn't break up with you because of some character flaws with you or whatever. Oh and for the tires, they cost like what? $100 to replace?
  3. The Dark Lord replied to warri0r45's topic in Off-Topic
    Wow.. We had this satanist in 7th grade that would file his nails into points and then paint them black, grow bangs into his face (black hair) and basically only wear black and act "dark." Then he would listen to bands like Slipknot and [cabbage]. He was kinda emo/goth/whatever the hell you wanna call him. We always thought he would sacrifice us or something because he was really effing scary. lol
  4. I hate finding spiders in my bathtub.. I enjoy covering them in rubbing alcohol and introducing them to my friend, a lighter. I usually pour hair gel/liquid soap/hand sanitizer all over it and watch it suffocate and then I wash it out. Or, I will let the water run and then watch it drown and when it sinks to the bottom, I drain the water out and watch it go down the drain.
  5. I believe I'm dealing with it now. If it weren't for my friends that help me all the time, I don't know what I would do. It's complicated how it all started, really. May even sound stupid to those who just don't understand. It started during a dream, the best feeling I ever had, ever. What happened in it is personal to me, but let's just say that I've experienced love and it just made me think about my future more. After the dream, I felt so alone and it felt like a part of me was gone. I felt hollow. I was a little sad for about a day, then I became happy again for a week or two. Now, it just started back and I'm panicking because I keep getting feelings like I'll never experience this joy again, which I know deep inside that I will. I believe I may be dealing with OCD, too. Thus causing me to worry so much and leading to depression until I "win" the fight within myself and then I feel joyful again. I even asked a friend last night if she really did care for me, and she said she did. I knew this already, but I needed to ask it to reassure myself. To deal with it, I listen to music to make myself feel better. Some good ones are: Good Charlotte - Hold On Three Days Grace - Never Too Late Those are two I can name off the top of my head right now, but there are plenty. Just be careful and avoid any suicidal thoughts. You would regret it if you did end your life because the depression makes it seem like hell when in reality it's a good thing.
  6. You should've thrown him into some desks and then jumped on him and start pounding his face into a pulp. Then the principal suspends you and you say "I don't take no [cabbage] from no one!" and kicked his [wagon]. Then the cops come for you and you force them to use force on you and you break one officer's nose and you get charged with battery (felony) then you should've threatened to kill his family (terroristic threatening) then you should've said you were going to hit him again (assault). Nothing beats a felony, juvenile hall, and heavy fines.
  7. When you're in a tight area with a lot of people and see a topless woman and then little Jimmy is complaining because something is poking him in the back.
  8. Sexism is believing one gender is superior over the other. So I don't see how that would really be sexist.
  9. The Dark Lord replied to hohto's topic in Off-Topic
    I don't get it. How come Russia's threatening Europe for something DEFENSIVE that the US is doing to protect against nuclear attacks? Yeah, Russia...Makes a lot of sense.
  10. The Dark Lord replied to fgfuyfyuiuy0's topic in Off-Topic
    My grandfather worked on a prisoner transport ship for the US during WWII and his ship was caught up in the Battle of Sicily. He said it scared the living [cabbage] out of him and he thought he was going to die. He died due to cancer in 2006 at the age of 82.
  11. That sucks. You never know, maybe things will get better.
  12. Some places are like that. People can just stereotype others for no reason and hate them. It happened to me once, then I just ended up moving and it was better at the other place and everyone was nice. If you don't think it will ever get better, is there another close-by place where your family can try to get you into or move? I know it's a big thing to ask of your parents, but you also want your final years in school to bring you fond memories.
  13. Get into a sports program. It's an excellent way to build up friendships. Especially if the program is part of the school in which you attend. Also people that you finally get along with, just add them to MSN Messenger or AIM and talk to them and give them a chance. Are you a kind of shy/not outgoing person? I used to be that way and wouldn't talk to people even if they made a point of saying hi to me or sitting by me at lunch. I used to be a loner and would prefer being alone all the time and people would sit by me and try to be friendly. Then once I broke out of my shell, a lot more girls would talk to me and my friendships seemed to hit an all-time high. People always comment on me and I kind of seem to have a very good social status thanks to sports. True, it sucked when I couldn't help but turn down girls when they asked me out, but now I'm more open and friendly and expect very good relationships in the future. Haven't had a girlfriend since 4th/5th grade, and I'm about to be a Sophomore now. That's how bad I was and I even had a lot of chances to get into a relationship since then. Especially in the 7th grade. Oh well, you learn from mistakes and go through phases. But you have to wait anyways to get a decent, meaningful relationship anyways. Everything seems better now since I broke out of my shell a month ago. If that's kind of your case, then you're not alone. It's just a phase that everyone faces.
  14. Photoshopped. Everyone knows that Jagex HQ is really on a street corner in a run-down neighbourhood with a cardboard sign that says Jagex. It's very humid inside and the brick on the building is grimy and dull red. They sit behind old computers with the Windows 95 OS and all wear old, yellow-tinged glasses and nasty-looking suits. Plus they live there because they got evicted from their apartments because they couldn't pay the rent. You didn't know that?
  15. Wow... That was a joke. lol If I had a friend like that, I would just dump them; however, in your case, I don't know what to tell you.
  16. An arsenal of hydrogen bombs, and the usage of present-time technology for my Master City located on top of the ruins of London. :twisted: Then unite the super-empire with the language called Esperanto. And make Tokyo, New Orleans, and various other cities as major port cities to carry supplies from one side of the empire to the other. :-w Only kidding. I guess I would just bring blue contacts and extra hair dye to keep my hair blonde so I wouldn't be gassed by Hitler. Then maybe just bring an iPod or something.
  17. Here's a handy search utility. [hide] </pre><table bgcolor="#D7D7D7"> Search for: Language to return pages in: All Languages Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese (Simplified) Chinese (Traditional) Croatian Czech Danish Dutch English Estonian Finnish French German Greek Hebrew Hungarian Icelandic Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Turkish Number of pages to be returned: 10 results 20 results 30 results 50 results 100 results Other search engines: Google Yahoo MSN </table><br><br><b[/hide] Just keep my name in it, and don't claim to be the creator of this script, please. However, you are free to use this old script of mine that I wrote like 2 years ago.
  18. http://www.hostmatrix.org Get a free site there and the more active you are and more you contribute to their forums, the better package you get, which gives you like more bandwidth, databases, etc. Then you can go to GoDaddy (http://www.godaddy.com - I think) and get a domain name - www. [insert name here] . com instead of the subdomain name that you can get for free from HostMatrix. An example would be - www. [your site name] . hostmatrix . org But you get PHP ability, and there's a utility for scanning for viruses on your uploaded files, some utilities that install PHPBB2 forums for you, making it extremely easy. Then you can go to the makers of PHPBB2 forums and get add-on kits for your forums (only attempt if you have decent coding expertise, HTML doesn't count) such as a "money" system that is a reward for posting on the forums, or can just be used as prizes in contests on the forums, etc. Pretty good stuff for something that's free. Just be careful because they have strict rules and you don't want to get in trouble a lot.
  19. Breaking Benjamin - Had Enough "...You had to have it all. But haven't you had enough? You greedy little bastard, you will get what you deserve!..." Make some spoiled brat listen to it. lol
  20. What a coincidence... The drink is called "Bawls" and everyone thinks the bottle looks like a condom.
  21. Yuck man, you actually pick them off the side of the road and keep them!? :lol: Side of the road?? I pick them straight off the d*cough*... ya... we'll go with side of the road I bet you lick the yogurt out of them before you store them.
  22. What if you go in and DELETE all the articles with false info and replace it with "Fix it now, you dumb [bleep]s!"?

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