How much do Bob Shirts cost?

 

 

 

Now I reeeaaalllyyy want to buy one, I bet I'd look totally awsome in it =P~ .

I was on my skiller yesterday and someone PMed me: "Wanna bone?"

 

 

 

I was like "What!?" (after reporting them =P) Then they said "Ya herd mi" (Yes spelled exactly like that.) Ignore list ftw.

Wannabe mod?

 

 

 

What rule did he break?

 

:wall:

I get a few pm's because I've got vids on youtube, so it goes something like this:

 

 

 

Dude: I saw your vid

 

Me: O, cool

 

Dude: I rated 5 stars, your cool

 

Me: ty

 

Dude: Can I have free stuff?

 

 

 

 

 

-.-

A friend pmed me saying:

 

 

 

OMG i accidentally ate my nuts.

 

 

 

Soon after realised he was going on about the monkey nuts that were hard to obtain for RFD

 

 

 

~JP~

Before i was muted this idiot tries to pull one (my friends said the same guy did it to them)

 

 

 

Jagex rep: Hello we have evidence your account has offences on it.

 

Me: err no?

 

Jagex rep: Sir are you aware I am jagex and if you don't give me your password your account will be permanetly banned?

 

Me: Are you aware that jagex has gold crowns next to their names?

 

Jagex rep has logged out.

 

 

 

You owned him

 

 

 

+1

Please say ranged crave didn't post... I just don't wanna talk about it lol.

erkid"]Lol, I justed pmed him are you still buying bob shirt :P. What a reaction :lol:

 

 

 

i almost unloaded on you

 

 

 

Lmfao! Poor you...

 

I get loads of random portuguese noobs adding me and asking stuff... how to get money, how to do a quest how to go to bathroom... Won't stop me from going to portuguese wildy trisp though! Never! :-w

 

 

 

Sorry about the small size, but it is funny if you read it.

Oh man

 

 

 

I love it when people claim they use to be my friend when I know they weren't. What's even funnier is when randoms add me and then say that their friends were once friends with me >_>

 

 

 

I <3 people.

 

 

 

:-s

Just add friends to 'private' problem solved.

I was woodcutting

 

this is real, not faking got a pic of it somewhere.

 

 

 

i was in duel arena fighting people my level, and then this guy was stakin str ammy. (he was a mod) so i staked 5k against him, i was 5 cb lvls higher. i speced 0-24, 0-23 and 0-6. he hit all 0s, or the odd 1. i thought nothing of it and went to another duel, when i got a pm saying "ps3 your a god" and i was like wtf? he was a mod too, lol

I was on my skiller yesterday and someone PMed me: "Wanna bone?"

 

 

 

I was like "What!?" (after reporting them =P) Then they said "Ya herd mi" (Yes spelled exactly like that.) Ignore list ftw.

 

 

 

Why did you report them? -.-

Him: Hows it going Paul?

 

Me: Good?

 

Him: Thats good.

 

Him: How much are santa hats?

 

Me: Dunno

 

Him: Thanks anyways!

 

 

 

He then Logged off O.o

 

Never met him before :o

When I was a low level noob(which I still am) I bought soft clay from a player 500gp each. :wall:

 

Anyway, months later I turned my private chat on and got this almost instantly:Nah,I dont like music

 

 

 

I'll own you with this here violin you sad person :boohoo:

I was on my skiller yesterday and someone PMed me: "Wanna bone?"

 

 

 

I was like "What!?" (after reporting them =P) Then they said "Ya herd mi" (Yes spelled exactly like that.) Ignore list ftw.

 

 

 

Why did you report them? -.-

 

you don't get whathe said do you :lol:

Moron1: Your a noob

 

Me: If I'm a noob why have you got me added to your friends list?

 

Moron1: Selling black schimmy

 

Me: Rightt

 

 

 

I put him on my ignore list after.

Yesterday got a very strange pm from a total stranger: "Are onions garlics?" :lol:

 

 

 

Basically every day I get a message or two from people I think I have never met. Some just say hi and nothing else, some stubbornly think I'm their friend, and some just ask stupid questions like "how u make money" or whatever else. :roll:

a while ago, i was pmed something along the lines of...

 

"down with ________ long live the marshmallows!!!"

 

can't remember the blank, but it wasn't exactly surprising. i've seen hundreds of random people who have added me...

 

was a good laugh though...

wanna come to my house?

 

 

 

that was from someone i have never spoken to my entire life... yeah

turned on my friend chat for 2 seconds: hey, my phone # is **********. :shock:

turned on my friend chat for 2 seconds: hey, my phone # is **********. :shock:

 

 

 

mines kinda like that

 

this random person went i turned my chat to on during pc pmed me and

 

(little children look away kinda innaporpriate) asked me if i liked 69ing

 

and gave me there phone number

lately i had random ppl keep askin me eif i buy pure ess. I dont know why ppl think i buy it sincei never had a thread about buyin p ess or anything

I get the occasional pm from people I don't ever remember adding, usually folled by:

 

 

 

"srry, wp"

 

 

 

How could I be a wp? I don't even know you, I shouldn't be one of your people in the first place!

 

 

 

Ohter times, they actually try to have a conversation with me.

 

 

 

Once, some guy tried to convince me that I owed him 20mil that I lent him back in 1995 (runescape wan't even around back then lol). He then threatened to instaban me (according to him he was a Jagex mod). I reported and ignored him. One month later he messaged me on a noob account saying I got him banned. I just told him to follow the rules and then i ignored him. haven't heard of him since.