warren211 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Well, I'm running for student council this year (vice pres, not bad eh? :D ) The school allows me to post 4 posters in the school. I need a bit of help. Can anyone think of a few really funny slogans for a poster? Restrictions: No politics no offending government officials No negative campaigning against other candidates Suggestions: Maybe the use of a popular company slogan? I am currently thinking of a use for Geico, but there are a lot of other companies too. Thanks! (btw for anyone who tries to say my thread is asking for people to do work for me, its not. I just need a sloga, I'll do the rest :D ) [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman089 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 A little hard to come up with a clever campaign poster without knowing your name, isnt it? Gamertag: King Arizona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 my name's warren *point's to screen name* :D Rhyming Warren with "borin'" is a bit cliched, so i didn't want to use it. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Just be funny, outgoing, and say your name a lot in speeches I suppose :-w . Most people don't care enough (or don't have the brainpower to) to pick a good Student Council. Most students just act like morons and pick the name they remember, or whoever was the funniest or something, regardless of what they're planning to do the following year or whether or not they actually have a brain. Well, that happened to me anyways... class frikking clown won the election. Stupid freshmen voting for him just because he was funny -.- . We had a great group of smart, amazing candidates against him, but he ended up having five times the votes of the person who came in second (about 600 votes). Well, that's for if you have a speech. If you have a poster, I dunno, make sure the text is big. Or just put your face on the poster, and be screaming or something with the words "VOTE '_____' OR ELSE!" That'll grab they're attention, and they'll at least remember your name and face :P . [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggy08755 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 SEX (IN big bold letters) Now that I've got your attention, Vote for Warren well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker6 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 SEX (IN big bold letters) Now that I've got your attention, Vote for Warren sadly that would probably work :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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darkmage099 Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 Lmao that's GOLD! Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 *Quickly fires up Photoshop* Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lovelydude Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 The Lenin and Pedro ones are awesome. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 About the sex one... this is a grade school (im in 7th grade, campaigning for the younger grades... LOL I'm definatly gonna do the Pedro one! Thanks! [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted May 5, 2007 Author Share Posted May 5, 2007 Well, that happened to me anyways... class frikking clown won the election. Stupid freshmen voting for him just because he was funny . We had a great group of smart, amazing candidates against him, but he ended up having five times the votes of the person who came in second (about 600 votes). :shock: aaaaah good thing I'm not goin agaisnt the class clown! *shudder* :ohnoes: [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted May 5, 2007 Share Posted May 5, 2007 SEX (IN big bold letters) Now that I've got your attention, Vote for BART Fixid'd. Anyway, I have a question. Are the majority of students who will be voting the kind that do not really care and vote for the first person that comes to mind, or are they the kind that will actually take into consideration what you have to say, and your ideas? My whole "campaign for president" if you would call it that, is based around the idea that the students need a voice, instead of twenty or so people making their decisions, but only because that most of the students are the kind that will care about having an open meeting every month where they can "voice" their concerns. If you need a catchy slogan to attract attention, be sure to back it up with a few good ideas, then, even if you don't win, some of your ideas may rub off onto the other "candidates." My idea for a catchy slogan: He's Not Foreign, Vote Warren. (Sucks, doesn't it?) Good luck with your "campaign" Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 Anyway, I have a question. Are the majority of students who will be voting the kind that do not really care and vote for the first person that comes to mind, or are they the kind that will actually take into consideration what you have to say, and your ideas? My whole "campaign for president" if you would call it that, is based around the idea that the students need a voice, instead of twenty or so people making their decisions, but only because that most of the students are the kind that will care about having an open meeting every month where they can "voice" their concerns. If you need a catchy slogan to attract attention, be sure to back it up with a few good ideas, then, even if you don't win, some of your ideas may rub off onto the other "candidates." My idea for a catchy slogan: He's Not Foreign, Vote Warren. (Sucks, doesn't it?) Good luck with your "campaign" About the question: I'm in a k-8 grade school. Most people look for comedy, which is why I want a funny campaign banner. And the catchy slogan: uhh... in my school those rhymes ain't the most popular any more. besides, to put it in a poster, what Am I gonna draw? that funny loomking old asian man that appears in ads on these forums? Hey... thats not a bad idea! [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigra00 Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 It's a popularity contest. If you're not popular, you will not win. I realized this in 7th grade when we did stuff like this. One of my friends could have easily been called the most "popular" guy in our grade, and he ran. His speech was, and I quote "Vote for me, because I rule." everyone clapped. A kid who was kind of dorky got up, gave a few minutes long speech and actually had some pretty good ideas...He got a mediocre applause. Noone voted for him. Everyone voted for the popular guy, even though he was stupid and didn't plan on doing anything with his position. He just went to the meetings to get out of social studies class. So yea...Your poster might as well just say "I'm running." if you're a popular guy, and if you're not, it might as well just say "I'm not going to win." because, well...You won't. :P The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past. - Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted May 6, 2007 Author Share Posted May 6, 2007 So yea...Your poster might as well just say "I'm running." if you're a popular guy, and if you're not, it might as well just say "I'm not going to win." because, well...You won't. True, but I knwo from past elections that the advertisments is chosen over popularity. Some of the most popular kids in jr. high who were running were pwnt in the elections because of someone with an ad that made people laugh. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 They will vote for someone who has the right mix of funny and seriousness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted May 6, 2007 Share Posted May 6, 2007 They will vote for someone who has the right mix of funny and seriousness. As soon as I read that I imagined this as a poster: "If you don't vote for me, I will eat your firstborn Ha ha! Just joking! But seriously..." the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djo0 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Here are the things needed to win a class election: 1. You must be funny 2. You must be popular 3. You got to be popular and 4. You got to be popular. Being good looking helps too :P Intelligence, good ideas and leadership are unimportant. "Nobody cheers for Goliath" ~Wilt Chamberlain~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido14 Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Please don't do that. That would make me not want to vote for you. Way unoriginal. Zon, lmao at that Lenin one! Last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/Aaronm14/MY FAVORITE BAND:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=64310717And the bible is the big book of lies, call me a racist if you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deiophobus Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 I think it would really depend on the intelligence of your grade. Until you find out, don't go quoting any 19th centure russian philosophers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willysp Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 Do a funny speach, but with seriousness thrown in there Start out with a good officer barbrady spin Take out a dr. seuss book (Go dog go preferably) and read the passage he read, say it played an important part in your life, and brought you to where you are today :P thats what I did in my VP speach and I won by a landslide. i also ended it by saying "In all seriousness, im the man for the position, im friendly, and i am a good listener, im willing to listen to everyone's concerns and work to change them, i feel a person who isnt willing to do something like this is a [bleep].....(tator). Thank you all and good day" get it? dictator? *Snicker* I dont think you would get away with that in a primary school though. But keep it funny, with a little seriousness thrown in, and you will most likely win. If you give a speach that people remember, they will vote for you, and people always remember the speach that made them laugh there butts off. My WoW character, gnome warlock Saldomar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkluniux Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Yes, I'm sure that no one will get the funny part on the Lenin poster because they surely think that Stalin is some human parody of Mario (the nintendo character). If that would be, try using some more famous like a dollard with someone famous like Hitler..Errr... Oh, it might be this: And image of yourself with some photoshopped stalin/roosevelt/hitler moustache and the phrase: "Vote for Warren... ...Because good leaders have cool moustaches" http://darkluniux.blogspot.comBehold my blog! Thou shalt visit it and rejoice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknownmasterofnothing Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 A lenin poster will be very geeky. It doesn't work. I've seen posters with gandhi etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido14 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A lenin poster will be very geeky. It doesn't work. I've seen posters with gandhi etc.. What? Last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/Aaronm14/MY FAVORITE BAND:http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... d=64310717And the bible is the big book of lies, call me a racist if you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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