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I learned that some people here haven't learned enough :XD:

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tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.

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I learned not let your yearbook out of sight when everybody's signing them. Some [developmentally delayed] signed the front of my yearbook in sharpie so now theres a stupid signature on the nice cover of my yearbook #-o I don't even know what it says or who did it! :x :x

 

 

 

I also learned that I'm officially an 8th grader now!

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I learned that girls like to write long messages in yearbooks while boys...Don't...

 

 

 

I also learned that I'm probably going to miss school. Yeah, surprise. I actually would like school if it wasn't for the homework.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

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Watching my brother's martial arts class, I learned how to get out of a ground-level headlock, get my opponent pinned on the ground under my legs, and snap his arm in two, all in one swift continuous move.

 

 

 

Unfortunately, so did my brother.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

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Relationships with girls who are close mates dont work out?

 

 

 

Not true, at least not all the time. :o

 

I dated several of my close friends and .. oh wait you're right.

 

 

 

Today I learned that my avatar is from a hentai movie. -.-

My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.

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However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to.

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I learnt how you can get a song out of your head ("Ruby ruby ruby rubyyy...").

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By replacing it with another ("I'm not your boy toy...."). :wall:

 

 

 

Thanks Bubsa. I am now not only an old hag, I am an old hag humming songs about boy toys. :oops: :lol:

You're accusing me of bigotry, how ironic. It's a nice attempt at argument, but your responses are facile and asinine, if not diatribe. Who's arrogant now?

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I learnt how you can get a song out of your head ("Ruby ruby ruby rubyyy...").

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

By replacing it with another ("I'm not your boy toy...."). :wall:

 

 

 

Thanks Bubsa. I am now not only an old hag, I am an old hag humming songs about boy toys. :oops: :lol:

 

 

 

...That's smegging hilarious :lol:

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That trying to remove a leech by burning it is one of the worst ways to do so. Heating the leech will cause it to regurgitate, leaving a high chance for the bite to become infected, even if it is treated with antisceptics and the like immediately. Same occurs if you try to use salt or insect repellant.

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That deciding to cycle to the gym when storm clouds are gathering without a raincoat and cheerily saying to my mum "Don't worry! I'm sure the rain will hold off!", really is tempting fate.

 

 

 

Bloody weather <.<

"Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"

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