haha13254 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 As the name says, this is a forum to start a conversation on funny ways to kill noobs, this is my way. The noob begs "phr33 st00f Pl0x" i say "@$#%!" then i pick the noob up and throw him from lumby to the ruins with the Greater Demons :twisted: but before he gets pwned by them he runs away, #-o but gets pwned by pkrs \ :XD: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Knock him unconsious and then build a time machine, get a laser gun, shoot him/her in the face, eat their flesh, wear their clothes, bury the bones, pee and poop on the grave and then finally take my dog to the grave! (To dig up the bones, ofcourse) I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleasher10 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Poke them with a chisel repeatedly \ http://www.google.com/trends?q=runescap ... f+warcraftWe win. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 it asks me how I get Death Runes... I tell him by killing any runes of course... making them dead... I laugh as he takes a knife and begins to kill them... him dying as the runes blow up in his face. :-w [hide=.....]I actually did tell someone recently that you get death runes from killing runes... :-w :-w :-w :-w :-w [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithos23132 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Offer to take him to the money doubler in deep wild. Hopefully he doesn't know how to report. Golden Sun= the best game ever made?Farming and construction are dumb. I am proud to have level 1 in both. How to write very bad guides (B3$7 3\/4R!!!!1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_2_4_U Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ask him to follow you, then go to lumby swamp with a Rubber Chicken. Whack him and say, "You're in the Wilderness! You're gonna lose all your items!!!" Hopefully he runs down to the lumby caves and gets killed by the swarms :lol: The construction emote should be a person burning a bag of money.Add me on Xfire! User = loopydood ^Click the smiley. You know you want to.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir_me47 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 plain and simple, take there bread and shrimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlcoolboy Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Can't beat the guy above me. Take their training shield and sword and destroy them. And then when they respawn right by you say "|-|/\|-|/\! P/\\/\/|\|Z (_)!1" P2p: 135 F2p: 124 as of July 29, 09.P2p: 137 F2p: 126 as of September 25, 11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 kick them iin to the fire as they cook there shrimps! http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayden7794 Posted July 21, 2007 Share Posted July 21, 2007 Tell them by killing themselves they get free cash... Get me a whopper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Tell him/her if you get killed by a high lvl monster/player you get something more valuable if you die than if you get killed by a goblin which is nothing :mrgreen: HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wugmasterx Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Jive them an explosive potion that deals 25 damage and tell him that dropping it gives you 1m cash. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squidsquash Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Tell them if a monster's name and level is red it means it will not attack them :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I'd try to explain to them why I can't give them my armor. They'd die of borredom, or maybe espontaneous combustion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wugmasterx Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Give them a chinchompa and tell them that eating it will give you infinite health. Or just tell them that there is a huge pile of shrimp that will appear if they stand in front of an undead tree all day. Posted by Wugmaster Vincent Xxalius You have to take off everything except your gloves and boots. WTF JAGEX? :thumbdown:Don't forget about the ring, you can keep that one to :)And your necklace. :grin:And quiver! This is fun :P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzybee Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I sting him. My sigs tiny! stupid photoshop :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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