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i used bacon for toilet paper >=(


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How disappointing. This thread is not nearly as disgusting as the one about [wagon] hair. <.<

 

ROFL that thread pwntered...Why did they HAVE to lock it!?!? :cry: :x :wall:

 

Anyways: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=673732

 

 

 

The testicular torsion topic was better. I love Pompey_Spud in that topic.

 

 

 

 

 

OT: This is so hilarious. How is something like this possible?

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oh well, my butt feels unconfortable and recently a few hairs fell off...

 

 

 

stupid greasy bacon...

 

 

 

oh well....

 

 

 

im thinking of trying to sweat the grease out that is absorbed deep into my buttocks... sooooooooo... im going to turn the shower on EXTREMELY HOT (the tempeture thing is busted so i can push it past maximum, the plumber says not to do it, but he says it wont harm the heater or pipes or anything though...

 

 

 

so im gona close my bathroom door (its a small bathroom with no bath, just a shower), stuff all the cracks with toilet paper, turn the sink on maximum, turn the shower knob all the way around so it is a few milimeters from cold, close the toilet lid and drawers so the air has less space to go. then get in the shower with the curtain closed and stand next to he water but not in the water.

 

 

 

i will sit there for an hour thinking of... stuff... and scratching my anus...

 

 

 

ARRGH! its so hard to play runescape when i cant concentrate!

 

 

 

 

 

oh and my cat knocked over the trash can in the bathroom... and ate the whole piece of bacon... im serious

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gota problem with my lazur?

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Toilet paper is only for the common folk, royalty use bacon!

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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they should also stop the diseased, fat, and poor from reproducing by spaying and nuetering them or visectimies and getting their tubes tied

 

 

 

Please tell me your joking :/

 

 

 

 

 

OT: Thats Funnier than that time my cousin wiped with poison ivy :lol:

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