July 16, 200718 yr I've heard of rich people wiping themselves with silk but this is rediculous... [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
July 16, 200718 yr WOULD U WANT A FRACTION OF UR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO FAT PEOPLE WHO JUST SIT ON A BED ALL DAY WATCHING TV AND WASTING ALL UR MONEY ON FOOD WHEN IT COULD ACTUALLY BE GOING TO THE POOR AND STARVING PEOPLE IN 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES? ...Fat people usually start being fat in their childhood, which means it's their parents faults. :anxious: And, the starving idiots in Ethiopia (For example: Ethiopia) lost a battle way back against Egypt for a river (Nile, maybe?) and so they don't have food there.. Second on this bit, it's not our fault, and all the people that care should just buy a fricken place, and take over heaps of food. -.- Why should we pay for these idiots when people take cameras (by planes) but don't take food -.- I dont need a siggy no moar.
July 16, 200718 yr People are starving and you're bringing food into the bathroom in the first place and using it for toilet paper. =; 1 strip of bacon wont change anything, and if we didnt have all these fat people which the government pays for as much food as they want and any food they want (when they are in help centers). in these weight loss centers, instead of letting them have whatever they want they should just starve them and give them surgery until they are skinny, after that they should do shock therapy to stop them from over eating, then they should come back every month for more shock therapy so they dont change. they also should be put on meds. the government should just stop wasting their money on useless things like fat people, they should also stop the diseased, fat, and poor from reproducing by spaying and nuetering them or visectimies and getting their tubes tied. also, rapists, pedophiles, and murders should always get the death sentence, whenever they get out of prison they just go and do the same things again. the united states government needs to be more harsh on people and stop wasting all our tax dollars. WOULD U WANT A FRACTION OF UR TAX DOLLARS GOING TO FAT PEOPLE WHO JUST SIT ON A BED ALL DAY WATCHING TV AND WASTING ALL UR MONEY ON FOOD WHEN IT COULD ACTUALLY BE GOING TO THE POOR AND STARVING PEOPLE IN 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES? no, u dont, the government should stop doing this. i should lead a protest group :PThis guy could be the new Carlin :P
July 16, 200718 yr story sounds BS. You don't go to the toilet forgetting you are holding bacon. You would have hat to open the door and then pull down ure jeans and underwear etc. Then you would still have had it in your hand while doing your business then used your free hand to pull off the paper. No no no... it doesn't follow. If you were trying to make a funny then it didn't work. exactly what i was thinking. his basis for a story is shaky, anyways...
July 16, 200718 yr so....did you eat it after you wiped? come on tell us... and isn't ur hand bigger then a strip of bacon..so poop got on your hand also i presume? but come on you did eat it right? you wouldn't waste food? plus now its more Organic then what it was when you first cooked it. IGNORE THESE FOUR WORDS
July 16, 200718 yr How disappointing. This thread is not nearly as disgusting as the one about [wagon] hair.
July 16, 200718 yr I'm not supprised someone could forget what there holding and use it for toilet paper. Thats just simple absent mindedness. But why you brought food to the bathroom in the first place....? Thats just kinda sick to my way of thinking.
July 16, 200718 yr What a waste of bacon... Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
July 16, 200718 yr What a waste of bacon... +1...that could of fed a poor puppy but no.. you had to wipe your [wagon] [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast]
July 16, 200718 yr I'm fairly sure most people don't want to hear what you do in the bathroom with bacon. Bow chicka bow wow! But really, I find this hard to believe. You had the presence of mind to make the bacon, yet somehow forgot you were holding the bacon. Sure. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
July 16, 200718 yr This thread is lacking in Funny. Funny is Serious Business. >=( Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers
July 17, 200718 yr One time I used my baby brother as toilet paper because I forgot I was holding him. Then I made a thread about it. |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i
July 17, 200718 yr I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a post every on TIF Thank for so much :D :D
July 17, 200718 yr wow #-o You just ruined my dinner kay? Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board!
July 17, 200718 yr One time I used my baby brother as toilet paper because I forgot I was holding him. Then I made a thread about it. I would totally siggy this if I had room. Revenga, you've done it again! Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
July 17, 200718 yr :shock: Make sure you wash erm... parts... all that grease don't want any nasty pimples or something *insert puke emote* The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
July 17, 200718 yr And we say the community of runescape is declining? Life is a joke. Yeah, I don't get it either.
July 17, 200718 yr just be glad the bacon wasnt your hand why? You dont eat hands. And you can wash your hand, and it wills till be good. Unlike bacon.
July 17, 200718 yr One time I used my baby brother as toilet paper because I forgot I was holding him. Then I made a thread about it. I would totally siggy this if I had room. Revenga, you've done it again! I'm on fiiiiyyyaaa. |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i
July 17, 200718 yr I'm on fiiiiyyyaaa. Theres another. Is there no end to the awesomeness? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
July 17, 200718 yr The amount of awesomeness passing through my body ends when fat people stop ording extra bacon on their Baconator's. You hambeasts.. |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i
July 17, 200718 yr Jeez this is ALMOST as bad as the guy who shaved his butt cheeks... you wiped your butt with hot bacon. I'm truly scared for our generation now...
July 17, 200718 yr Jeez this is ALMOST as bad as the guy who shaved his butt cheeks... you wiped your butt with hot bacon. I'm truly scared for our generation now... Oh man, that was the best thread ever! I can;t believe it was locked.... Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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