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90% of my money i spent on women and drink, the other 10%. well, i wasted.

Luck be a Lady

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What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

 

 

 

Wit Factor:5/5, Lol its kind of a paradox.

 

Funny Factor:2/5

 

Understandable Factor:4/5

 

 

 

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.

Wit 2/5

 

humour 0/5

 

understandabilty 4/5

 

 

 

made me think :P

 

 

 

 

Live dangerously, Run with scissors!

Luck be a Lady

Wit 0/5

 

humour 0/5

 

understandabilty 5/5

 

 

 

In my opinion that's not true. Most people running with scissors when they are running between places and slicing a paper or something. <.<

wit: 4/5

 

humor: 2/5

 

understandabilty: 5/5

 

 

 

Most people fear decision making, but it should not be avoided, if you make a mistake, simply make the decision to fix it
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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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(What?It's not understandable!)

 

 

 

If I have so much Moxie can you explain why I have no idea what Moxie is?
(I could put who wrote it but...I'm so lazy!

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

If I have so much Moxie can you explain why I have no idea what Moxie is?

 

 

 

Wit: 0/10

 

Humor: 0/10

 

Understandability: 0/10

 

 

 

I don't get it, and if I did, it wouldn't be funny.

 

 

 

Dieing is one thing to be sad about; living unhappily is another.

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Humor: 0/5

 

Understandability:5/5

 

Wit: 3.5/5

 

 

 

It isn't all that smart, as dieing was misspelled.

 

 

 

Here is a hilarious one from a movie. Sorry had to leave some words missing, since the only word that could have been used in order for the joke to be funny is censored here. <.< It's from the movie The Kingdom.

 

 

 

That's my -----.

 

You want bathroom?
It isn't all that smart, as dieing was misspelled.

 

 

 

That's my -----.

 

You want bathroom?

 

 

 

Please show me where.

 

 

 

Humor: 1/10

 

Understandability: 1/10

 

Wit: 2/10

 

 

 

I don't get it, because the word is blocked there.. Maybe if it weren't censored, I could understand it, and I could rate it higher.

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It isn't all that smart, as dieing was misspelled.

 

 

 

That's my -----.

 

You want bathroom?

 

 

 

Please show me where.

 

 

 

Humor: 1/10

 

Understandability: 1/10

 

Wit: 2/10

 

 

 

I don't get it, because the word is blocked there.. Maybe if it weren't censored, I could understand it, and I could rate it higher.

 

 

 

You could check the internet movie database. It does have the word uncensored there.

I couldn't really.. I was just waiting for my pizza thing to get out of the toaster oven before I had to go to work.

 

 

 

No hard feelings on that other thread about our argument I mentioned. I also said I was past that. :) Just thought you got a little defensive.

 

 

 

New quote..

 

 

 

The following statement is true. The preceding statement is false.

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