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Chuck Norris vs Vin Diesel game

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Poster 1: Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

 

Poster 2: The question what happens when the unstopable force his the immovable object was answerd when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.

 

Poster 3: Vin Diesel wins. Unstopable force + Immovable object in one guy > Can believe its not butter

 

Vin diesel shot the sheriff.

 

 

 

Ill start.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.

 

 

 

 

 

This should go in forum games.

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Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar!

Forum games please >_>.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

Forum Games

 

It belongs there. And please don't get started on Chuck Norris...

 

 

 

EDIT:Aww I was double beat while I was getting the link for Forum Games.

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My time machine really did work! I'll be rich!

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

Chuck Norris once walked into the ocean, but did not get wet; instead the ocean got Chuck Norris

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Many people wear Superman P.J.'s, Superman wears Chuck Norris P.J.'s

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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive

Luck be a Lady

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When moses split the red sea, it was actually chuck norris passing gas

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