Zombie Plans-Revised

[Furah]

Its more or less your sister keeping the supplies away from me, plus a little anger at you for bribing her into doing so. You wouldn't get her anyway mate. You can keep your Aussie girls, cause damn, intellegence is sexy (and well, personality and looks too), I'd rather have her than a tanned bimbo.

 

I told her she wouldn't get you while you were thinking of the zombies, didn't think she'd do it.Sporty is big down here, so I'll keep with the Aussies

 

 

 

Dude, she can get me anytime she wants. Now gimme back my damned supplies. And I'll be getting her to steal yours for me. Maybe, but she's not overweight, or drunk. Plus you have no chance with those Aussies, until you get em drunk.

 

So you'll take her? Not a chance, I need zombie bait for my escape. No I don't, most of them are drunk on the weekend anyways, the rest I can get easier.

[Kiriyama]

Its more or less your sister keeping the supplies away from me, plus a little anger at you for bribing her into doing so. You wouldn't get her anyway mate. You can keep your Aussie girls, cause damn, intellegence is sexy (and well, personality and looks too), I'd rather have her than a tanned bimbo.

 

I told her she wouldn't get you while you were thinking of the zombies, didn't think she'd do it.Sporty is big down here, so I'll keep with the Aussies

 

 

 

Dude, she can get me anytime she wants. Now gimme back my damned supplies. And I'll be getting her to steal yours for me. Maybe, but she's not overweight, or drunk. Plus you have no chance with those Aussies, until you get em drunk.

 

So you'll take her? Not a chance, I need zombie bait for my escape. No I don't, most of them are drunk on the weekend anyways, the rest I can get easier.

 

 

 

Oh, I'll be using you as zombie bait faster. Trust me, theres a lot more meat on your bones, so it'll be better for an escape. They're never drunk enough for you. We're talking about a coma-inducing amount needed for you. And then its classified as rape. Though really, what chance do we have if we're this bored and do this? Well, we know I have more of a chance than you.

[Seraphi]

Combo Breaker?

 

A page and a half of Sworddude and mage arguing, joy of joys.

[Kiriyama]

Its not an arguement...

 

 

 

Its a creative discussion.

 

 

 

Besides, Mage wussed out and went to bed.

[H2PM]

Its funny how this discussion went from zombies to mage going to bed...Now lets get back to zombies hmm..?

[PlzPuddngPlz]

ON-TOPIC WARNING!

 

 

 

What's your zombie plan? I already outlined mine.

[Lenin64]

Its funny how this discussion went from zombies to mage going to bed...

 

With his own sister, apparantly. Hopefully a video camera?

[Seraphi]

Drifting way offtopic here guys.

 

Anyways, are there any carpenters and/or people who can work skillfully with metal here?

[Furah]

I sleep alone, Lenin.

 

Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.

[Kiriyama]

I sleep alone, Lenin.

 

Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.

 

 

 

You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first.

[EGmaestro]

-.- Steam is caused by boiling water.

 

 

 

By burning a human, you're burning carbon, along with other things, so you'd get smoke.

 

Smoke and steam are quite similar. I bet they can serve the same function. Besides to have smoke you have to have fire. As long as there is fire then we can have steam.

 

 

 

no smokeand steam are not similar, theyre two very different things that dont serve the same function. and you dont have to have fire to make smoke, seeing as fires still smolder after they have gone out. and just cause theres fire doesnt mean u have steam, you need to boil water to make steam. jeez your whole post was fail.. :shame:

 

I said that if we have fire we can have steam, not we will have steam. If you're going to insult me do it properly. Whatever function smoke serves in term of power don't forget it is still hot. Food can be cooked on smoke alone, so don't just completely disregard it. What we need to do is learn the language of the zombies, breed with their women and in time, all our differences will be forgotten, oh besides the biting thing.

 

 

 

i did insult you properly, your post made no sense and i pointed that out. smoke isnt hot, its a by-product of burning something to make heat. and you cant cook stuff using only smoke, that the most ridiculous idea ive ever heard

[Furah]

I sleep alone, Lenin.

 

Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.

 

 

 

You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first.

 

She has a beer belly, and I have more muscle then you (you are underweight afterall.)Actually I just make them think they're winning me, like they do in The Game. I alsotend to know the people first too.

[Wisp]

-.- Steam is caused by boiling water.

 

 

 

By burning a human, you're burning carbon, along with other things, so you'd get smoke.

 

Smoke and steam are quite similar. I bet they can serve the same function. Besides to have smoke you have to have fire. As long as there is fire then we can have steam.

 

 

 

no smokeand steam are not similar, theyre two very different things that dont serve the same function. and you dont have to have fire to make smoke, seeing as fires still smolder after they have gone out. and just cause theres fire doesnt mean u have steam, you need to boil water to make steam. jeez your whole post was fail.. :shame:

 

I said that if we have fire we can have steam, not we will have steam. If you're going to insult me do it properly. Whatever function smoke serves in term of power don't forget it is still hot. Food can be cooked on smoke alone, so don't just completely disregard it. What we need to do is learn the language of the zombies, breed with their women and in time, all our differences will be forgotten, oh besides the biting thing.

 

 

 

i did insult you properly, your post made no sense and i pointed that out. smoke isnt hot, its a by-product of burning something to make heat. and you cant cook stuff using only smoke, that the most ridiculous idea ive ever heard

 

Smoke itself isn't hot. Steam is. Steam IS what you're burning or heating, smoke is just a byproduct. If you think you're cooking with smoke, you're just cooking with the heat from the fire, the smoke just happens to be there. Smoke and steam are similiar in the way that co2 and air are similiar, they're both in gaseous states. That's pretty much it.

 

I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

[Kiriyama]

I sleep alone, Lenin.

 

Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.

 

 

 

You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first.

 

She has a beer belly, and I have more muscle then you (you are underweight afterall.)Actually I just make them think they're winning me, like they do in The Game. I alsotend to know the people first too.

 

 

 

Trust me, thats not a beer belly ;). You may have muscle advantage, but I have the speed advantage. I lost. Trust me, they're only thinking of the best way to get away from you. Besides, those you know probably friend zone you. What the hell was the point of putting italics in?

[Furah]

I sleep alone, Lenin.

 

Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.

 

 

 

You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first.

 

She has a beer belly, and I have more muscle then you (you are underweight afterall.)Actually I just make them think they're winning me, like they do in The Game. I alsotend to know the people first too.

 

 

 

Trust me, thats not a beer belly ;). You may have muscle advantage, but I have the speed advantage. I lost. Trust me, they're only thinking of the best way to get away from you. Besides, those you know probably friend zone you. What the hell was the point of putting italics in?

 

We'll see. Hardly, on Friday there was this girl acting like I was the best thing since sliced bread, in front of her boyfriend. She's off-limits as long as they're dating though, I'm not that slack...

[Kiriyama]

I sleep alone, Lenin.

 

Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.

 

 

 

You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first.

 

She has a beer belly, and I have more muscle then you (you are underweight afterall.)Actually I just make them think they're winning me, like they do in The Game. I alsotend to know the people first too.

 

 

 

Trust me, thats not a beer belly ;). You may have muscle advantage, but I have the speed advantage. I lost. Trust me, they're only thinking of the best way to get away from you. Besides, those you know probably friend zone you. What the hell was the point of putting italics in?

 

We'll see. Hardly, on Friday there was this girl acting like I was the best thing since sliced bread, in front of her boyfriend. She's off-limits as long as they're dating though, I'm not that slack...

 

 

 

I'm still waiting for you to accept my challenge for disrespecting Asian chicks. Dude, sliced bread isn't all that great, and didn't take a great mind to figure out. Theres no such thing as "off-limits" for you though, mainly because you use drugs to seduce them into sleep. Though really, we're hijacking this, we'll continue it on MSN some time. I shall be the victor.

 

 

 

Doom, you're pretty much right, you require the heat to be there for smoke, so it is the heat that is cooking, not the smoke.

 

 

 

So anyway. Shopping Malls, what do people reckon about them for defence? We get there early enough, seal it off, and move all supplies we need upstairs, and then destory the stairs and we should be set. Maybe with cars and such providing a blockade at entry points, however, the problem is escape. Anyone have ideas for that?

[Wisp]

They have giant glass doors, and lots of them, and the stores all have glass windows and doors, so none of it is too safe. A big walmart would be better, lots of supplies, some non-perishables, and usually only one glass entrance, then concrete walls with some metal back doors. Block the front doors with bags (dog food, cement bags, they'll work like sandbags) and you're safe for a while. If you have enough supplies beforehand, bring a ton of food into a home-depot, and you'll have a ton of supplies for fortifications. Plus, with all the chemicals in those, the various types of pipes, you could easily make explosives. Best of all is a costco. Cement walls, the one where I live's entrances are actually garage doors, which could be closed and blocked off, really big, high shelves where we could sleep incase a zombie got in, lots of non-perishables and canned foods, pretty much all we would need to survive for atleast a month or two without worries.

[Lenin64]

Smoke isn't hot itself. Trust me on this one.

[ProtoGuy]

Smoke isn't hot itself. Trust me on this one.

 

Just when it's fresh.

 

And what I mean by that is your inhaling it directly from the ember or flame itself.

[Kiriyama]

Yeah, I get your point about Costco, one near here has its only enterence as glass doors, however, its pretty easily blocked, and the rest are garage doors.

[Nenga]

Smoke isn't hot itself. Trust me on this one.

 

Just when it's fresh.

 

And what I mean by that is your inhaling it directly from the ember or flame itself.

 

and I was thinking of it coming directly from the ember/flame.

[Seraphi]

Shall we start thinking about a location for our encampment in a class 4 outbreak?

[ProtoGuy]

Seems we aren't the only ones planning on the inevitable future.

 

 

 

Reply by Darklancer on August 19, 2008 at 11:34am

 

About the military base plan, you and about 3/4 of the world would be going for a military base aswell, I'd put distance between people, crowded places are just buffets for zeds.

 

 

 

Reply by Aleanous on August 19, 2008 at 1:28pm

 

i would just live on top or a house make sure its barricades on the inside then live it out sleeping it out on the roof while i have cameras inside the house in side plexyglass to check if its ok for me to go back down in the morning that or find a two or more story house and completly destroy the stairs to the first to second floor and same plan

 

 

 

Reply by Tommy Gun on August 24, 2008 at 6:27pm

 

well,your best bet is to fortify a small town or city

 

 

 

Reply by E on August 25, 2008 at 4:15am

 

If you did it right, you would never have to return to the mainland. You could grow all the food you needed.

 

 

 

Even in a class 4, I'm still going to an oil derrick.

 

 

 

Reply by nick (the unforgiven one.) on August 25, 2008 at 5:41pm

 

Mother [bleep]in zombies me and you goin out in a bang. NUKE!

 

 

 

And not to sound to +1 about a few of the posts, but a Costco or Sam's Club would be idea, one way in, one way out on foot, the bay doors can all be locked tight and are virtually indestructible to zombies.

[Seraphi]

That is a temporary solution, but when we wish to built a fortified city inside of which we are self sufficient (when a class 4 outbreak occurs)

 

 

 

Where will we go?

[ProtoGuy]

That would depend on what all we use to make ourselves self sufficient in the first place, wouldn't it?

 

I mean if we were going to farm our food or something of the like, that would take an enormous wall, stretching for miles around an enclosed area.

 

It'd be like bible time walls. \