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There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

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There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

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Our goal is to find a convenient spot of low density near most of us.

 

 

 

Well on the East coast it would be 1 of these 3:

 

 

 

1- Virginia/West Virginia (ok for growing crops)

 

2- New York (New York too populated?)

 

3- Maine (too cold for growing crops?)

 

 

 

I'd say Virginia or Maine... whichever is closest to more TZDF

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

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There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

 

The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

 

The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

 

 

 

But it also has to be near other TZDF members... Maine would also work :roll:

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]
There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

 

The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

 

 

 

But it also has to be near other TZDF members... Maine would also work :roll:

 

Well, Shirley, you said East Coast. Virginia is smack in the center of the East Coast. You said yourself you're close to DC. See also you're suggestion for Virginia, which, as you claim, is "good for growing crops". What's the matter, skeered of a little travel? Little hiking? Maybe we should all just meet up in your town so you don't have to make a real effort to leave. Have us a little campfire and make s'mores.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

 

The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

 

 

 

But it also has to be near other TZDF members... Maine would also work :roll:

 

Well, Shirley, you said East Coast. Virginia is smack in the center of the East Coast. You said yourself you're close to DC. See also you're suggestion for Virginia, which, as you claim, is "good for growing crops". What's the matter, skeered of a little travel? Little hiking? Maybe we should all just meet up in your town so you don't have to make a real effort to leave. Have us a little campfire and make s'mores.

 

 

 

1st off: =D> i lol'ed there

 

 

 

2nd: i think Virginia would be better than Maine for growing crops (might be wrong as i havent been to Maine)

 

 

 

3rd: it has to be accessible to all the TZDF, not just me

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]

Maine is a lot further north than Virginia. By that simple virtue alone, Virginia is more accessible across the board; it would be easier for a man from North Carolina or Florida to reach Virginia than Maine. Even someone from North Dakota, unless they had a boat, could hike/drive to Virginia quicker than Maine. Which is my recommendation is Pocahontas, West Virginia, as supplied by Skull. Easier to get to for the majority of East Coast TZDF members and sparsely populated.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

Maine is a lot further north than Virginia. By that simple virtue alone, Virginia is more accessible across the board; it would be easier for a man from North Carolina or Florida to reach Virginia than Maine. Even someone from North Dakota, unless they had a boat, could hike/drive to Virginia quicker than Maine. Which is my recommendation is Pocahontas, West Virginia, as supplied by Skull. Easier to get to for the majority of East Coast TZDF members and sparsely populated.

 

 

 

OK, West Virginia it is =D>

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]

I vote my house in west virginia; probably too far north though.

 

 

 

As for west virginia; if anyone cares to look up glenville college its probably an ideal location. College buildings would supply a lot and its pretty isolated if we consider that zombies dont drive.

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Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

I vote my house in west virginia; probably too far north though.

 

 

 

As for west virginia; if anyone cares to look up glenville college its probably an ideal location. College buildings would supply a lot and its pretty isolated if we consider that zombies dont drive.

 

 

 

isolated=away from stores/ other places to get supplies

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]

I'm loving northeastern vermont. Go live there.

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I vote my house in west virginia; probably too far north though.

 

 

 

As for west virginia; if anyone cares to look up glenville college its probably an ideal location. College buildings would supply a lot and its pretty isolated if we consider that zombies dont drive.

 

 

 

isolated=away from stores/ other places to get supplies

 

 

 

The community around the college is tiny; and its connected by highway to a lot of areas. Secondly, there are going to be a lot of supplies at a college campus. Free time+chemical storeroom+chemistry textbooks=lots of useful items.

awteno.jpg

Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

 

The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

 

 

 

But it also has to be near other TZDF members... Maine would also work :roll:

 

Well, Shirley, you said East Coast. Virginia is smack in the center of the East Coast. You said yourself you're close to DC. See also you're suggestion for Virginia, which, as you claim, is "good for growing crops". What's the matter, skeered of a little travel? Little hiking? Maybe we should all just meet up in your town so you don't have to make a real effort to leave. Have us a little campfire and make s'mores.

 

 

 

1st off: =D> i lol'ed there

 

 

 

2nd: i think Virginia would be better than Maine for growing crops (might be wrong as i havent been to Maine)

 

 

 

3rd: it has to be accessible to all the TZDF, not just me

 

Maine has [cabbage] for soil, really difficult to grow anything really.

I vote my house in west virginia; probably too far north though.

 

 

 

As for west virginia; if anyone cares to look up glenville college its probably an ideal location. College buildings would supply a lot and its pretty isolated if we consider that zombies dont drive.

 

 

 

isolated=away from stores/ other places to get supplies

 

 

 

The community around the college is tiny; and its connected by highway to a lot of areas. Secondly, there are going to be a lot of supplies at a college campus. Free time+chemical storeroom+chemistry textbooks=lots of useful items.

 

 

 

ok i guess that would work... at least for a little while :)

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]
There appears a location on the Virginia/West Virginia border that has a very low population density. Someone find a set of coordinates in that area.

 

Pocahontas West Virginia.

 

Didn't get the coordinates, they might be there.

 

The coordinates were really just so we know where exactly to be. As long as we have a city name, we're probably good.

 

 

 

But it also has to be near other TZDF members... Maine would also work :roll:

 

Well, Shirley, you said East Coast. Virginia is smack in the center of the East Coast. You said yourself you're close to DC. See also you're suggestion for Virginia, which, as you claim, is "good for growing crops". What's the matter, skeered of a little travel? Little hiking? Maybe we should all just meet up in your town so you don't have to make a real effort to leave. Have us a little campfire and make s'mores.

 

 

 

1st off: =D> i lol'ed there

 

 

 

2nd: i think Virginia would be better than Maine for growing crops (might be wrong as i havent been to Maine)

 

 

 

3rd: it has to be accessible to all the TZDF, not just me

 

Maine has [cabbage] for soil, really difficult to grow anything really.

 

 

 

ok so I guess its gonna be West Virginia (if we want to eat)

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]

Ohh and for the TZDF leaders, i was wondering if i could join TZDF as assistant scavenger... i think ill need Riku to look at this (isnt he scavenger or somthing like that?)... and reply with a yes or no... ty and good night

[hide=]

"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.

Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.

A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around...

 

Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall:

 

Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?

The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:

[/hide]
Ohh and for the TZDF leaders, i was wondering if i could join TZDF as assistant scavenger... i think ill need Riku to look at this (isnt he scavenger or somthing like that?)... and reply with a yes or no... ty and good night

 

Sworddude may have a 'use' for you bait, and doing menial yasks, but mainly bait

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Ohh and for the TZDF leaders, i was wondering if i could join TZDF as assistant scavenger... i think ill need Riku to look at this (isnt he scavenger or somthing like that?)... and reply with a yes or no... ty and good night

 

Sworddude may have a 'use' for you bait, and doing menial yasks, but mainly bait

 

That's his use for everyone.

 

 

 

Sure Wolf, you're in I guess. I'm not completly sure if we're using my chart from before, now I think we'll just be equals. Though the leaders will have the final say of course.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

The plan -

 

Befriend your nearest and biggest navy's highest ranking person.

 

Use nuclear submarine for shelter when zombies arrive.

 

Live on fish.

 

Have spare parts.

 

Farm underwater and live on that too.

 

Destroy all zombies.

 

Repopulate the world.

 

 

 

(unrealistic but idc.)

 

 

 

The glass for the submarine should be reinforced, and the forces in water is greatly reduced....

 

 

 

Oh and I'm really new to the zombie concept, so please don't flame me.

The plan -

 

Befriend your nearest and biggest navy's highest ranking person.

 

Use nuclear submarine for shelter when zombies arrive.

 

Live on fish.

 

Have spare parts.

 

Farm underwater and live on that too.

 

Destroy all zombies.

 

Repopulate the world.

 

 

 

(unrealistic but idc.)

 

 

 

The glass for the submarine should be reinforced, and the forces in water is greatly reduced....

 

 

 

Oh and I'm really new to the zombie concept, so please don't flame me.

 

Flaws in your plan;

 

- Soon as an outbreak is detected all navy personel will be called in (same with the army, airforce and all other forms of military.)

 

- Farming underwater? Very dificult, wold be easier to live on an island.

 

- How close are you to a gun shop? If so have you already started stockpiling ammo that is common among rifles/pistols. Plus the government will become suspicious if you do start stockpiling thousands of bullets.

 

 

 

As you read this thread more you should quickly grasp what the ideal plans will be for most situations. ::'

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Okay, I'd vote for cannibalism's college, it seems isolated, well supplied and spacious enough, from what I heard.

 

Earopeans will need to travel to america, but thats not a big deal in the long run.

 

 

 

Those already in america would need to stockpile weapons, ammo and food at the college (we will also need books and things to keep us entertained). To accomplish this, we could use those environmentally friendly cars (the really quiet ones) and load it up with everything you can.

 

We will also need buidling materials(Mortar, fencing, bricks, cement and all required tools) which can be carried using aforementioned cars or simply a truck (loud but can carry a lot, a good tradeoff in my eyes).

 

 

 

The college will then be fortified with higher walls and extra fences, as well as any building preperations made and farming patches prepared..

 

The wall should be roughly 15 feet high, in case of massive zombie pileup.

 

 

 

We will then send out scout partys to gather 20-30 more survivors to maintain defenses.

 

 

 

Then we turn off all radio equipment and isolate ourselves from the outside world. allow nobody in or out of the fortress.

 

 

 

 

 

Then, we simply survive.

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Okay, I'd vote for cannibalism's college, it seems isolated, well supplied and spacious enough, from what I heard.

 

Earopeans will need to travel to america, but thats not a big deal in the long run.

 

 

 

Those already in america would need to stockpile weapons, ammo and food at the college (we will also need books and things to keep us entertained). To accomplish this, we could use those environmentally friendly cars (the really quiet ones) and load it up with everything you can.

 

We will also need buidling materials(Mortar, fencing, bricks, cement and all required tools) which can be carried using aforementioned cars or simply a truck (loud but can carry a lot, a good tradeoff in my eyes).

 

 

 

The college will then be fortified with higher walls and extra fences, as well as any building preperations made and farming patches prepared..

 

The wall should be roughly 15 feet high, in case of massive zombie pileup.

 

 

 

We will then send out scout partys to gather 20-30 more survivors to maintain defenses.

 

 

 

Then we turn off all radio equipment and isolate ourselves from the outside world. allow nobody in or out of the fortress.

 

 

 

 

 

Then, we simply survive.

 

 

 

If we simply want to survive, I'd say Australia, a large island with like no people. Kangaroos breed like rabbits and make good meat (haven't had the opportunity to try any personally.) Plus my dad currently owns 3 fully working trucks and a ute, which are great for transporting stuff. Infact where I live it is pretty isolated, there is no walking around here, it's vehicle or nothing.

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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The plan -

 

Befriend your nearest and biggest navy's highest ranking person.

 

Use nuclear submarine for shelter when zombies arrive.

 

Live on fish.

 

Have spare parts.

 

Farm underwater and live on that too.

 

Destroy all zombies.

 

Repopulate the world.

 

 

 

(unrealistic but idc.)

 

 

 

The glass for the submarine should be reinforced, and the forces in water is greatly reduced....

 

 

 

Oh and I'm really new to the zombie concept, so please don't flame me.

 

Flaws in your plan;

 

- Soon as an outbreak is detected all navy personel will be called in (same with the army, airforce and all other forms of military.)

 

- Farming underwater? Very dificult, wold be easier to live on an island.

 

- How close are you to a gun shop? If so have you already started stockpiling ammo that is common among rifles/pistols. Plus the government will become suspicious if you do start stockpiling thousands of bullets.

 

 

 

As you read this thread more you should quickly grasp what the ideal plans will be for most situations. ::'

 

Also, glass for a submarine?

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

The plan -

 

Befriend your nearest and biggest navy's highest ranking person.

 

Use nuclear submarine for shelter when zombies arrive.

 

Live on fish.

 

Have spare parts.

 

Farm underwater and live on that too.

 

Destroy all zombies.

 

Repopulate the world.

 

 

 

(unrealistic but idc.)

 

 

 

The glass for the submarine should be reinforced, and the forces in water is greatly reduced....

 

 

 

Oh and I'm really new to the zombie concept, so please don't flame me.

 

Flaws in your plan;

 

- Soon as an outbreak is detected all navy personel will be called in (same with the army, airforce and all other forms of military.)

 

- Farming underwater? Very dificult, wold be easier to live on an island.

 

- How close are you to a gun shop? If so have you already started stockpiling ammo that is common among rifles/pistols. Plus the government will become suspicious if you do start stockpiling thousands of bullets.

 

 

 

As you read this thread more you should quickly grasp what the ideal plans will be for most situations. ::'

 

Also, glass for a submarine?

 

So you can look through the periscope, please tell me that's what he was referring to....

Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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