Zombie Plans-Revised

[Lenin64]

Semi-auto rifles = best for some zombie huntin' and if sound is an issue I have an idea on how to make a (crude) suppressor.

 

Use a potato. One shot you got big chunks for stew, two shots home fries here look at this. You add a musrhoom, the more you do it the finer it gets. Now watch this, you're gonna love my nuts.

 

 

 

But really, a potato can be used as a very crude, impromptu suppressor.

[Furah]

Semi-auto rifles = best for some zombie huntin' and if sound is an issue I have an idea on how to make a (crude) suppressor.

 

Use a potato. One shot you got big chunks for stew, two shots home fries here look at this. You add a musrhoom, the more you do it the finer it gets. Now watch this, you're gonna love my nuts.

 

 

 

But really, a potato can be used as a very crude, impromptu suppressor.

 

Really? Well mine is less crude then that, and involves some cutting and gluing.

[mmmcannibalism]

Semi-auto rifles = best for some zombie huntin' and if sound is an issue I have an idea on how to make a (crude) suppressor.

 

Use a potato. One shot you got big chunks for stew, two shots home fries here look at this. You add a musrhoom, the more you do it the finer it gets. Now watch this, you're gonna love my nuts.

 

 

 

But really, a potato can be used as a very crude, impromptu suppressor.

 

Really? Well mine is less crude then that, and involves some cutting and gluing.

 

 

 

Yeah potatoes really do work; of course thats only going to be effective at short range for one shot.

[Wisp]

This is so much speculation. In reality, nobody would have the time, skill, or resources to build a shelter like the one you guys describe.

 

 

 

Here's what I'm going to do:

 

 

 

-Get tons of supplies.

 

-Chop down my stairs.

 

-Sit and wait until I need more supplies.

 

 

 

I would have a ladder out of one window for resupply missions.

 

Alone? You'll die in your sleep!

 

'Tis troo.

 

Not neccasarily. If the stairs were out, he wouldn't have to worry. Plus he could set up traps and alarms. ie: a rope with a bell that connects near his bed so he would wake up.

 

 

 

For a submarine, we don't have a chance. They're extremely complicated to maintain, and without being trained for years we would all die. Sorry. There is no reason to pick a submarine over say, a cruise ship, if you could get one. You could literally just sit in the middle of the ocean. But so would 500,000 other boats. There would not be enough fish to go around. Land, in my opinion is the way to go. Here would be ideal conditions.

 

Above the snow line. Secluded, AT LEAST 5 miles away from civilization, or blocked off by some natural barrier (ie: a lake), in a area where agriculture is possible, or fishing, or both. Easily defensible. Either by a pre-existing building or in the form of natural barriers. Near natural resources, like trees, workable rock, or otherwise.

 

The most important are the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ones. The 1st is important, but not necessary, and the last is good but nor necessary.

 

 

 

Here's one area I know of, I camped there once.

 

An hours drive from any civilization, on an old unused logging road. Only because my family has a heavy duty SUV could we make it on that road. It's I believe 20 miles away from the nearest house, or anything. This is the area: It's a mountain. Not really tall, but it's still big-ish. On top, or near the top is a lake. There is a penninsula in the lake, I drew a picture of how it looks.

 

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Jpeg format kind of ruined it. Anyways, I might go there.

[Nenga]

This is so much speculation. In reality, nobody would have the time, skill, or resources to build a shelter like the one you guys describe.

 

 

 

Here's what I'm going to do:

 

 

 

-Get tons of supplies.

 

-Chop down my stairs.

 

-Sit and wait until I need more supplies.

 

 

 

I would have a ladder out of one window for resupply missions.

 

Alone? You'll die in your sleep!

 

'Tis troo.

 

Not neccasarily. If the stairs were out, he wouldn't have to worry. Plus he could set up traps and alarms. ie: a rope with a bell that connects near his bed so he would wake up.

 

 

 

For a submarine, we don't have a chance. They're extremely complicated to maintain, and without being trained for years we would all die. Sorry. There is no reason to pick a submarine over say, a cruise ship, if you could get one. You could literally just sit in the middle of the ocean. But so would 500,000 other boats. There would not be enough fish to go around. Land, in my opinion is the way to go. Here would be ideal conditions.

 

Above the snow line. Secluded, AT LEAST 5 miles away from civilization, or blocked off by some natural barrier (ie: a lake), in a area where agriculture is possible, or fishing, or both. Easily defensible. Either by a pre-existing building or in the form of natural barriers. Near natural resources, like trees, workable rock, or otherwise.

 

The most important are the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ones. The 1st is important, but not necessary, and the last is good but nor necessary.

 

 

 

Here's one area I know of, I camped there once.

 

An hours drive from any civilization, on an old unused logging road. Only because my family has a heavy duty SUV could we make it on that road. It's I believe 20 miles away from the nearest house, or anything. This is the area: It's a mountain. Not really tall, but it's still big-ish. On top, or near the top is a lake. There is a penninsula in the lake, I drew a picture of how it looks.

 

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Jpeg format kind of ruined it. Anyways, I might go there.

 

That would provide no defence against zombies. The trees would fall over and quite frankly that place looks horrible. If there is a god that must have been his first attempt.

[walka92]

they are selling islands off the coast of australia, cheap! all of tif should go in together to buy one to make a TZDF base! and stock up with food and ammo

 

 

 

XD

 

 

 

 

 

seriously tho, i reckon a (decent) sized island wth room to farm and live comfortably is the best way to survive a zombie attack, assuming it cant strike so quickly that we cant get away/survive.

[Nenga]

they are selling islands off the coast of australia, cheap! all of tif should go in together to buy one to make a TZDF base! and stock up with food and ammo

 

 

 

XD

 

 

 

 

 

seriously tho, i reckon a (decent) sized island wth room to farm and live comfortably is the best way to survive a zombie attack, assuming it cant strike so quickly that we cant get away/survive.

 

Why would we need to buy one, they'll be free after it happens.

[Dizzle229]

But what if something like this happens?

 

 

 

[Wisp]

This is so much speculation. In reality, nobody would have the time, skill, or resources to build a shelter like the one you guys describe.

 

 

 

Here's what I'm going to do:

 

 

 

-Get tons of supplies.

 

-Chop down my stairs.

 

-Sit and wait until I need more supplies.

 

 

 

I would have a ladder out of one window for resupply missions.

 

Alone? You'll die in your sleep!

 

'Tis troo.

 

Not neccasarily. If the stairs were out, he wouldn't have to worry. Plus he could set up traps and alarms. ie: a rope with a bell that connects near his bed so he would wake up.

 

 

 

For a submarine, we don't have a chance. They're extremely complicated to maintain, and without being trained for years we would all die. Sorry. There is no reason to pick a submarine over say, a cruise ship, if you could get one. You could literally just sit in the middle of the ocean. But so would 500,000 other boats. There would not be enough fish to go around. Land, in my opinion is the way to go. Here would be ideal conditions.

 

Above the snow line. Secluded, AT LEAST 5 miles away from civilization, or blocked off by some natural barrier (ie: a lake), in a area where agriculture is possible, or fishing, or both. Easily defensible. Either by a pre-existing building or in the form of natural barriers. Near natural resources, like trees, workable rock, or otherwise.

 

The most important are the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ones. The 1st is important, but not necessary, and the last is good but nor necessary.

 

 

 

Here's one area I know of, I camped there once.

 

An hours drive from any civilization, on an old unused logging road. Only because my family has a heavy duty SUV could we make it on that road. It's I believe 20 miles away from the nearest house, or anything. This is the area: It's a mountain. Not really tall, but it's still big-ish. On top, or near the top is a lake. There is a peninsula in the lake, I drew a picture of how it looks.

 

[hide=][/hide]

 

Jpeg format kind of ruined it. Anyways, I might go there.

 

That would provide no defence against zombies. The trees would fall over and quite frankly that place looks horrible. If there is a god that must have been his first attempt.

 

Trees would fall over? and it's a downward waterfall, not going into the lake, going from it. There's a strong current, so all the zombies would be dragged into the waterfall and onto some lovely rocks. It's about a 200x80 feet peninsula. (goes 200 into the lake, 80 wide). I don't see why it wouldn't be good. It's in one of the most difficult to reach areas in my state, with no humans for 20 miles, the only way up the mountain is a small path, then there's only one way for zombies to come onto the peninsula, and the soil there is really fertile. The peninsula is also on higher ground than the lake by a good amount, so flooding isn't an issue. If you could get a speedboat up there somehow, you could dock it and use it to escape in a bad situation. A wall could easily be made to block the land approach.

[Wisp]

But what if something like this happens?

 

 

Then neither person would take 90 rounds to kill. If it comes down to a fight with an armed human, who knows what will happen. Whoever hits the other first will probably win.

[Nenga]

This is so much speculation. In reality, nobody would have the time, skill, or resources to build a shelter like the one you guys describe.

 

 

 

Here's what I'm going to do:

 

 

 

-Get tons of supplies.

 

-Chop down my stairs.

 

-Sit and wait until I need more supplies.

 

 

 

I would have a ladder out of one window for resupply missions.

 

Alone? You'll die in your sleep!

 

'Tis troo.

 

Not neccasarily. If the stairs were out, he wouldn't have to worry. Plus he could set up traps and alarms. ie: a rope with a bell that connects near his bed so he would wake up.

 

 

 

For a submarine, we don't have a chance. They're extremely complicated to maintain, and without being trained for years we would all die. Sorry. There is no reason to pick a submarine over say, a cruise ship, if you could get one. You could literally just sit in the middle of the ocean. But so would 500,000 other boats. There would not be enough fish to go around. Land, in my opinion is the way to go. Here would be ideal conditions.

 

Above the snow line. Secluded, AT LEAST 5 miles away from civilization, or blocked off by some natural barrier (ie: a lake), in a area where agriculture is possible, or fishing, or both. Easily defensible. Either by a pre-existing building or in the form of natural barriers. Near natural resources, like trees, workable rock, or otherwise.

 

The most important are the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th ones. The 1st is important, but not necessary, and the last is good but nor necessary.

 

 

 

Here's one area I know of, I camped there once.

 

An hours drive from any civilization, on an old unused logging road. Only because my family has a heavy duty SUV could we make it on that road. It's I believe 20 miles away from the nearest house, or anything. This is the area: It's a mountain. Not really tall, but it's still big-ish. On top, or near the top is a lake. There is a peninsula in the lake, I drew a picture of how it looks.

 

[hide=][/hide]

 

Jpeg format kind of ruined it. Anyways, I might go there.

 

That would provide no defence against zombies. The trees would fall over and quite frankly that place looks horrible. If there is a god that must have been his first attempt.

 

Trees would fall over? and it's a downward waterfall, not going into the lake, going from it. There's a strong current, so all the zombies would be dragged into the waterfall and onto some lovely rocks. It's about a 200x80 feet peninsula. (goes 200 into the lake, 80 wide). I don't see why it wouldn't be good. It's in one of the most difficult to reach areas in my state, with no humans for 20 miles, the only way up the mountain is a small path, then there's only one way for zombies to come onto the peninsula, and the soil there is really fertile. The peninsula is also on higher ground than the lake by a good amount, so flooding isn't an issue. If you could get a speedboat up there somehow, you could dock it and use it to escape in a bad situation. A wall could easily be made to block the land approach.

 

It was a joke. I was talking about the actual picture.

[Furah]

Found out there is a gun shop about 20 mins away. :shock:

 

Now to get a licence so I can have a gun before the invasion so I could make it to the shop to stock up on supplies, as I don't think I could buy the whole store without the police turning up with search warrants. They have hunting bows there too, but alas, no crossbows.

[ProtoGuy]

Found out there is a gun shop about 20 mins away. :shock:

 

Now to get a licence so I can have a gun before the invasion so I could make it to the shop to stock up on supplies, as I don't think I could buy the whole store without the police turning up with search warrants. They have hunting bows there too, but alas, no crossbows.

 

Two things;

 

One, try befriending the guy as much as you can, and request the opening shift as your hours as you apply there.

 

There's one reason behind this, and the word is KEYS.

 

 

 

Two, we use my avatar as our transportation on land.

 

At sea we still use the yellow submarine.

[Seraphi]

Quick Google search for "buying an island" got me this.

 

Didn't look into surrounding or anything.

 

£300k for 227 acres(roughly), will look into it more in a little while.

 

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/wade-island-australia.htm

[Lenin64]

Sometime in the middle of a huge zombie siege, we all need to suddenly stop. And dance. 'Cause this thriller! Thriller night and no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike.

 

 

 

Think about it. They'd join in.

[Seraphi]

Sometime in the middle of a huge zombie siege, we all need to suddenly stop. And dance. 'Cause this thriller! Thriller night and no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike.

 

 

 

Think about it. They'd join in.

 

Or we start dancing then get dismembered and devoured.

 

Both ideas work....maybe.....

[EGmaestro]

Or we start dancing then get dismembered and devoured.

 

Both ideas work....maybe.....

 

 

 

lol how does that work? and protoguy wtf is that thing lol

[ProtoGuy]

Or we start dancing then get dismembered and devoured.

 

Both ideas work....maybe.....

 

 

 

lol how does that work? and protoguy wtf is that thing lol

 

 

 

It works cause it's a Michael Jackson dance,

 

And it's only the MOST AWESOMEST THING EVER.

 

It's called a Bunchie Llama.

[baalboy5]

Gonna say this agian. The Niagra Falls.

 

2 ways in, can grapple down the wall when outnumbered and escape via boat/water plane.

 

Or just have a nice spree, or watch zombies walk off a cliff to their doom.

[jimmy_jim]

The movie Shaun of the Dead supplies me with my complete zombie plan.

 

 

 

That's all you need to survive a full scaled zombie attack.

 

 

 

Acting like a Zombie does not make Zombies think you are one.

 

 

 

They can smell the flesh of the living.

 

 

 

Have you tried it? You never know :roll:

[acenator]

Semi-auto rifles = best for some zombie huntin' and if sound is an issue I have an idea on how to make a (crude) suppressor.

 

Use a potato. One shot you got big chunks for stew, two shots home fries here look at this. You add a musrhoom, the more you do it the finer it gets. Now watch this, you're gonna love my nuts.

 

 

 

But really, a potato can be used as a very crude, impromptu suppressor.

 

Really? Well mine is less crude then that, and involves some cutting and gluing.

 

 

 

Yeah potatoes really do work; of course thats only going to be effective at short range for one shot.

 

If you want a workable silencer that lasts for more than one shot, oil filters are the way to go. Drill out the closed end and find a way to stick it on the end of your barrel (it's best to put some threads on the outside of the barrel and just screw it on, but duct tape ought to (temporarily) do the job) and you got yourself a silencer.

 

 

 

My dad met a guy who did this with his .22 and it works perfectly. I'm not sure if there's a limit on how big of a gun it will silence completely, but even if it doesn't completely silence the shot, you're still looking at decreasing the hearing range by quite a bit.

[Wisp]

Just a note: Silencers aren't a cure all anti zombie thing. They are not designed to muffle the sound of a gunshot even close to completely, and will still attract zombies. They are designed for anti-human combat, and they are designed to make a gunshot not sound like a gunshot so enemy combatants won't come running, even if they hear it. They do muffle the sound, but zombies will still be able to hear it.

[ProtoGuy]

Zombie raptors?

 

Is there a summoning pouch for that?

[indy500fan]

Also if you are using homemade silencers like a potato/oil filter then they add weight that is a significant percentage of what the gun itself weighs. That means if you've never trained with that particular silencer before then your shots could be off pretty badly. Also they don't allow you to use the iron sights.

 

 

 

Anyhow, this is as good a topic as any since I don't want to make/bump up a gun topic:

 

I am getting this gun next week:

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_P22

 

 

 

It's a .22 caliber so that means I can use the same ammo for it as I use for my Mossberg 702 Plinkster. So I now have a semi-auto rifle and a semi-auto handgun that both use readily found ammo (I have 600 rounds sitting in my house right now).

 

 

 

I also have access to a .223 caliber rifle (with a kick [wagon] scope), a 4/10 shotgun, 12 gauge shotgun, .40 caliber handgun, another .22 caliber rifle that is a little iffy whether it will shoot or not when you pull the trigger and a .22 caliber handgun that is also a little iffy whether or not it will explode when you pull the trigger. Then there is a bolt action rifle of some sort that I think my dad got from his dad, and his dad bought it from someone, and it was in WW1. We don't have any ammo for it so it is probably useless. Got plenty of ammo for everything else.

 

 

 

Say what you want about gun control laws, but I enjoy having all these guns. :D

[acenator]

I also have access to a .223 caliber rifle (with a kick [wagon] scope), a 4/10 shotgun, 12 gauge shotgun, .40 caliber handgun, another .22 caliber rifle that is a little iffy whether it will shoot or not when you pull the trigger and a .22 caliber handgun that is also a little iffy whether or not it will explode when you pull the trigger. Then there is a bolt action rifle of some sort that I think my dad got from his dad, and his dad bought it from someone, and it was in WW1. We don't have any ammo for it so it is probably useless. Got plenty of ammo for everything else.

 

 

 

Say what you want about gun control laws, but I enjoy having all these guns. :D

 

Same here. At my house, we currently have 2 .368 revolvers (double action, but the most accurate handguns I've ever fired), a .368 lever-action rifle (also very accurate), a lever-action 30-30 (inaccurate but powerful), a semi-auto .22 rifle, 2 bolt action .22 rifles, a 9mm (semi-atuo) glock with four 17-round clips, a sawed-off 12 guage pump-action shotgun (the barel was bent, so we had to saw the end off), a double barrel 12 guage shotgun, a double barrel 410 shotgun, a 300 savage, and I think we also have a 20 guage pump, but I'm not sure (we traded a 12-guage pump for my cousin's 20 about 8 years ago so that my little brother could shoot it and I'm not sure if we've traded them back yet). We might have one or two more, but that's all I can remember for now.

 

 

 

Add my little brother's knife collection (a good-sized dagger (probably about 8 inches; I don't think anyone's measured it), a machete, and a couple dozen pocket knives (I doubt the pocket knives will be of much use as weapons, but we have them)), and my 6 years taekwondo experience and my family's pretty much set. 8-)