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I have a new zombie plan. :twss:

 

 

 

Force all the zombies into the Grand Canyon, fill it with water (enough so they can't get out, otherwise as much as possible), then drop in as big a piece of caesium as possible. Re-enact the big bang.

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Or maybe bombs that blow a fine mist of water and brain-eating amoeba all over the place.

 

 

 

The amoeba could then be later taken out by a virus or something. One that isn't harmful to us. That seems like a half-assed failsafe, but its not. >.>

 

 

 

I propose clinical tests! Do zombies have enough fluid seeping from their heads to allow safe passage of the entamoeba?

 

We'll see.

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We're straying off-topic.

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We're straying off-topic.

 

 

 

Offtopic in Offtopic, coincidence? Irony?!

 

Back Ontopic: Hmmm, what if we just.... live on the moon and blow up the earth of all zombies? Just an idea.

 

 

 

Without the earth, the moon would go flying off into either another planet's orbit, the sun, or into the vastness of space. While another planet would seem survivable, I doubt we can build a colony capable of surviving space on short notice.

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Heh, but Reflect is supposed to aim it back at the caster.

 

 

 

So unless we get Zombie Dark Magi, it'd be useless.

 

Shush, I was trying to get somebody to ultima themselves. Or flare. Flare works too.

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That would cause an unending paradox.

 

 

 

Person casts relfect on themself.

 

Person casts Ultima on themself.

 

Relfect rebounds it to caster.

 

Person is caster.

 

Relfect protects, hitting it back again to the caster.

 

And so on.

 

 

 

Its sort of like the Grandfather Paradox.

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That would cause an unending paradox.

 

 

 

Person casts relfect on themself.

 

Person casts Ultima on themself.

 

Relfect rebounds it to caster.

 

Person is caster.

 

Relfect protects, hitting it back again to the caster.

 

And so on.

 

 

 

Its sort of like the Grandfather Paradox.

 

Or you just end up being a living ultima spell.

 

You touch something and it gets affected by the spell, but since the spell has not been used on you, it is still going.

 

That'd be awsome.

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So to get on topic, what do you guys think of a weapon of the day idea? Someone picks a weapon and then we debate how effective it would be during the zombie apocalypse. Anyone think it's a good idea, or are you guys just going to keep talking about magic?

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Okay. Fair enough.

 

 

 

The time is 1:05am GMT.

 

 

 

The next may be chosen at 00:00GMT.

 

 

 

The weapon is the standard Revolver.

 

 

 

Personally, I feel it is a mixed bag. With the maximum it can hold being 8 on some models, and most only holding 6, it is generally slower to reload than a semi-automatic pistol, such as the standard 9mm. However, it never jams, which is a bonus, along with its high power.

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Okay. Fair enough.

 

 

 

The time is 1:05am GMT.

 

 

 

The next may be chosen at 00:00GMT.

 

 

 

The weapon is the standard Revolver.

 

 

 

Personally, I feel it is a mixed bag. With the maximum it can hold being 8 on some models, and most only holding 6, it is generally slower to reload than a semi-automatic pistol, such as the standard 9mm. However, it never jams, which is a bonus, along with its high power.

 

As long as it is a double-action revolver. Also, maybe we could develop a way to reload faster, such as in the way in CoD:WaW (where the ammo sits on a wheel and all the bullets a loaded at the same time.

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It has more kick, but more power, which doesn't matter too much but it means the bullets weigh more. The bullets are pretty common. Reload is slower, but not to bad if you use speedloaders. I'd say it's ok as a sidearm, seeing as it's reliable, and that's what you need. I think the bullets might be sharable with some rifle too.

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It has more kick, but more power, which doesn't matter too much but it means the bullets weigh more. The bullets are pretty common. Reload is slower, but not to bad if you use speedloaders. I'd say it's ok as a sidearm, seeing as it's reliable, and that's what you need. I think the bullets might be sharable with some rifle too.

 

 

 

I think they can share .32 Rounds.

 

 

 

However, the bullets may be designed differently for Handgun and Rifle.

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However, the bullets may be designed differently for Handgun and Rifle.

 

 

 

im not 100% on this but i think they're the same.

 

 

 

how bout a 20 gauge shotgun?

 

 

 

useless at a distance but very good close quarter weapon, much better than a sword, plus a 20 should be fine as anything more powerfull is just overkill.

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Revolvers are a good choice as a sidearm; and if we could find a good 8 round model they would be ideal for all close quarter situations. With just 6 bullets the main risk is running out with a zombie left, but if you are fighting more then 6 zombies in close quarter with no way to run its reasonable to assume nothing is going to save you.

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There's not a lot to discuss about a revolver, but ok.

 

 

 

Pro's

 

Small

 

Common ammo

 

Doesn't jam

 

A lot of power

 

Easy to clean

 

 

 

Con's

 

Fairly strong kick

 

Can only have 6 shots at a time

 

Slow to re-load

 

 

 

Score:

 

3/10 as a primary weapon, it simply won't do the job if you find yourself surrounded. Not the easiest gun to fire and after enough shots you'll find it harder to aim and re-load as fast.

 

 

 

8/10 as a secondary. It has the power to deliver the headshot needed but is small enough that it won't be a real burden to carry. In situation where the number of isn't high it's ideal.

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Damn. Just found the perfect revolver.

 

http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/ ... sFirearm=Y

 

10 rounds, shoots .22 bullets, them most common bullets in the world. 10 bullets is approaching a clip size, and if you use a speedloader you can carry the equivalent of clips.

 

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Damn. Just found the perfect revolver.

 

http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/ ... sFirearm=Y

 

10 rounds, shoots .22 bullets, them most common bullets in the world. 10 bullets is approaching a clip size, and if you use a speedloader you can carry the equivalent of clips.

 

:thumbup: Just need to find a speedloader for it.

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