Zombie Plans-Revised

[Furah]

Also if you are using homemade silencers like a potato/oil filter then they add weight that is a significant percentage of what the gun itself weighs. That means if you've never trained with that particular silencer before then your shots could be off pretty badly. Also they don't allow you to use the iron sights.

 

The way I'm thinking of would. All it really is made of is 2 pieces of pipe (1 has to fix in the other tightly) alot of washers and a thread.

[Drow4]

I have a friend called Steve who loves zombie movies and anything zombie related - except actual zombies of course.

 

My plan is to get to his house as fast as possible as he has assured me on several occasions he could easily survive any zombie outbreak due to his extensive knowledge of zombies and their actions.

 

 

 

If that fails..uhh..yeah I'd be screwed.

[Kiriyama]

I have a friend called Steve who loves zombie movies and anything zombie related - except actual zombies of course.

 

My plan is to get to his house as fast as possible as he has assured me on several occasions he could easily survive any zombie outbreak due to his extensive knowledge of zombies and their actions.

 

 

 

If that fails..uhh..yeah I'd be screwed.

 

 

 

Post his plans so we can tear them apart.

[Drow4]

I have a friend called Steve who loves zombie movies and anything zombie related - except actual zombies of course.

 

My plan is to get to his house as fast as possible as he has assured me on several occasions he could easily survive any zombie outbreak due to his extensive knowledge of zombies and their actions.

 

 

 

If that fails..uhh..yeah I'd be screwed.

 

 

 

Post his plans so we can tear them apart.

 

 

 

:lol: I'll ask him tomorrow and get back to you.

 

I really hope you don't tear them apart, cause he's my only chance of survival. :ohnoes:

[Nenga]

I have a friend called Steve who loves zombie movies and anything zombie related - except actual zombies of course.

 

My plan is to get to his house as fast as possible as he has assured me on several occasions he could easily survive any zombie outbreak due to his extensive knowledge of zombies and their actions.

 

 

 

If that fails..uhh..yeah I'd be screwed.

 

 

 

Post his plans so we can tear them apart.

 

 

 

:lol: I'll ask him tomorrow and get back to you.

 

I really hope you don't tear them apart, cause he's my only chance of survival. :ohnoes:

 

So you'd rather us let you leave with a failing plan and let you die then? Take the damn help of the TZDF already.

[Omnitec]

Hmm...if Zombies come to be by being bitten by a Zombie...how will a Zombie Invasion happen in the first place if there are no Zombies around to create others?

[Wisp]

Hmm...if Zombies come to be by being bitten by a Zombie...how will a Zombie Invasion happen in the first place if there are no Zombies around to create others?

 

AIDS started fairly recently, compared to other diseases. No one had it before then, how did it start?

[Furah]

Hmm...if Zombies come to be by being bitten by a Zombie...how will a Zombie Invasion happen in the first place if there are no Zombies around to create others?

 

AIDS started fairly recently, compared to other diseases. No one had it before then, how did it start?

 

It was in monkeys before or something wasn't it? [special interest] anyone?

[PlzPuddngPlz]

I have a friend called Steve who loves zombie movies and anything zombie related - except actual zombies of course.

 

My plan is to get to his house as fast as possible as he has assured me on several occasions he could easily survive any zombie outbreak due to his extensive knowledge of zombies and their actions.

 

 

 

If that fails..uhh..yeah I'd be screwed.

 

 

 

Sadly, much of zombie lore nowadays is "sweetened", or made innacurate in order to appeal to a wider variety of people, instead of just us at the TZDF. Disregard him entirely, and read the Zombie survival guide.

 

 

 

Make your own plans, people! I leave for a wilderness survival weekend and the whole thread descends into chaos!

[Wisp]

I'm pretty sure it can only spread human-human.

[deathdrow]

I'm sorta semi [bleep]ed if/when the zombie apocalypse happens, that is if it happens sometime soon, but I've got a friend who's fully prepared. I need some firearms of some sort.

 

I have lots of dreams with zombies in them.

[PlzPuddngPlz]

I'm pretty sure it can only spread human-human.

 

 

 

Fluid-based contact only.

 

 

 

That sounded a lot more official than I thought.

[mmmcannibalism]

Have we discussed the effectiveness of a meteor hammer as a mid range silent weapon? While it would take some time to train with, they wouldnt be extremely hard to make and they could see some real usefulness as a scout's secondary weapon. Finally, the 10ft or so lethal range allows for at least a second stationary attack.

[ProZac_Rehab]

Lulz what a topic

 

 

 

Anyway, seeing as zombies are supposed to be braindead? and thrive on a lust for BRAAAAIIIINNZZZZ.

 

I think I'll rewatch every halloween episode of The Simpsons.

 

 

 

But as for plans itself. Loot all houses in my neighboorhood for food, and try to make my house as much a fortress as I can. In the meanwhile breading wild bores to feed on zombies (iz they tastey?).

 

Weapons=> toolshed. To list a few:

 

 

 

Bicycle chains.

 

Chainsaw.

 

Tool Leprachaun.

 

some nasty chemicals i think i could brew some good anti-zombiepotions out of.

 

Empty glass bottles+gasoline+ nails+fuse= molotovvvv.

 

Wooden stakes (you never know when they mutate and become weak to wood).

 

My mom's kitchen is basically an complete anti-zombieplace^^

 

 

 

 

 

Too much fantasy.

 

~Prozac~

[Skull]

If I had my zombie survival guide handy I'd quote the section about chainsaws, but since I don't I'll paraphrase it.

 

 

 

Chainsaws require regular maintenance and would get clogged up after the first zombie you try to dismember. They are also loud and will attract zombies from far away. They're heavy making them harder to carry around and lastly, they require gasoline which also adds to the weight and is probably going to be a rarity during a zombie outbreak and will be more useful in a generator or a vehicle, etc.

 

 

 

Did I miss anything guys?

[ProZac_Rehab]

If I had my zombie survival guide handy I'd quote the section about chainsaws, but since I don't I'll paraphrase it.

 

 

 

Chainsaws require regular maintenance and would get clogged up after the first zombie you try to dismember. They are also loud and will attract zombies from far away. They're heavy making them harder to carry around and lastly, they require gasoline which also adds to the weight and is probably going to be a rarity during a zombie outbreak and will be more useful in a generator or a vehicle, etc.

 

 

 

Did I miss anything guys?

 

Still chainsaws would be awesome just to juggle with, and throw at zombies?

 

I wouldn't be using it for decapitation or anything, just slicing open some rotten meat, maybe sever an arm or a leg, depending on my mood. But if they touch my food, I'm going in with a toothpick and molest them all to death!

 

Touch my food and you're a dead zombie!

 

 

 

~Prozac~

[H2PM]

If I had my zombie survival guide handy I'd quote the section about chainsaws, but since I don't I'll paraphrase it.

 

 

 

Chainsaws require regular maintenance and would get clogged up after the first zombie you try to dismember. They are also loud and will attract zombies from far away. They're heavy making them harder to carry around and lastly, they require gasoline which also adds to the weight and is probably going to be a rarity during a zombie outbreak and will be more useful in a generator or a vehicle, etc.

 

 

 

Did I miss anything guys?

 

Still chainsaws would be awesome just to juggle with, and throw at zombies?

 

I wouldn't be using it for decapitation or anything, just slicing open some rotten meat, maybe sever an arm or a leg, depending on my mood. But if they touch my food, I'm going in with a toothpick and molest them all to death!

 

Touch my food and you're a dead zombie!

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

 

 

 

 

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I suggest you read some of this topic, to lessen the confusion.

 

 

 

The zombies we are talking about are like orginal dawn of the dead zombies, they dont eat brains they eat everything, except your food.

 

 

 

So no need to molest them with your toothpicks. =D>

[Seraphi]

Lulz what a topic

 

 

 

Anyway, seeing as zombies are supposed to be braindead? and thrive on a lust for BRAAAAIIIINNZZZZ.

 

I think I'll rewatch every halloween episode of The Simpsons.

 

 

 

But as for plans itself. Loot all houses in my neighboorhood for food, and try to make my house as much a fortress as I can. In the meanwhile breading wild bores to feed on zombies (iz they tastey?).Wild boars don't eat zombies.....zombies eat wild boars....

 

Weapons=> toolshed. To list a few:

 

 

 

Bicycle chains.why?

 

Chainsaw.fail

 

Tool Leprachaun.wut

 

some nasty chemicals i think i could brew some good anti-zombiepotions out of.

 

Empty glass bottles+gasoline+ nails+fuse= molotovvvv.Only thing worse than a zombie is a flaming zombie

 

Wooden stakes (you never know when they mutate and become weak to wood).....

 

My mom's kitchen is basically an complete anti-zombieplace^^

 

 

 

 

 

Too much fantasy.

 

~Prozac~

[deathdrow]

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bad.

[ProtoGuy]

Movie.

 

bad.

 

So remember what to take away from this;

 

if you see anything dancing the thriller, kill it.

[ProZac_Rehab]

Lulz what a topic

 

 

 

Anyway, seeing as zombies are supposed to be braindead? and thrive on a lust for BRAAAAIIIINNZZZZ.

 

I think I'll rewatch every halloween episode of The Simpsons.

 

 

 

But as for plans itself. Loot all houses in my neighboorhood for food, and try to make my house as much a fortress as I can. In the meanwhile breading wild bores to feed on zombies (iz they tastey?).Wild boars don't eat zombies.....zombies eat wild boars....

 

Weapons=> toolshed. To list a few:

 

 

 

Bicycle chains.why?

 

Chainsaw.fail

 

Tool Leprachaun.wut

 

some nasty chemicals i think i could brew some good anti-zombiepotions out of.

 

Empty glass bottles+gasoline+ nails+fuse= molotovvvv.Only thing worse than a zombie is a flaming zombie

 

Wooden stakes (you never know when they mutate and become weak to wood).....

 

My mom's kitchen is basically an complete anti-zombieplace^^

 

 

 

 

 

Too much fantasy.

 

~Prozac~

 

 

 

 

 

Well:

 

 

 

Bicycle chains=great whips+ can be used for other things

 

Chainsaw never fails (unless i've written it wrong) If it's not to sever some limbs, it could still make a good club+ used well to set up barricades.

 

Thirdly, the Tool Leprachaun. I could name up every tool in the toolshed, but since the tool leprachaun has em all...spade rake compost...

 

 

 

Oh and btw, why would it be dawn of the dead zombies?

 

I'm just using my overactive immagination on this one...

 

 

 

~Prozac~

[EdgedThesis]

Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

[ProZac_Rehab]

Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

 

 

 

If i would be a necromancer, i would have zombies as my pets^^

 

But yes, I would destroy you all. If not with my powers, then with my ego >.<

 

 

 

~Prozac~

[Furah]

Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

 

 

 

If i would be a necromancer, i would have zombies as my pets^^

 

But yes, I would destroy you all. If not with my powers, then with my ego >.<

 

 

 

~Prozac~

 

:lol:

 

Your ego vs Sworddude? Sworddude wins.

[Nenga]

Hmm...

 

 

 

Feeding us bad ideas to take out the undead,

 

appearing to have an outrageously overactive imagination when it comes to zombies....

 

Use of the word 'potion' in conjunction with 'zombie'...

 

 

 

Oh, God. Prozac_Rehab is a necromancer.

 

And his powers will destroy us all.

 

 

 

If i would be a necromancer, i would have zombies as my pets^^

 

But yes, I would destroy you all. If not with my powers, then with my ego >.<

 

 

 

~Prozac~

Don't claim my plans as your own...