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Assuming we're talking about the same type of zombies we have been (Max Brooks style), then all a bomb will accomplish is a 10% casualty rate for zombies if you want to be really optimistic, writhing parts of the zombies who's brains didn't get destroyed, and infected body fluids all over a 100 yard radius. I think the "blow a zombie's head off and take a step back" method is a lot better still. Less clean up, much higher chance of getting the kill.

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well, if we use something as bait, hide quitely and shoot them with a silenced gun, we could take out hundreds and they won't even see us.

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well, if we use something as bait, hide quitely and shoot them with a silenced gun, we could take out hundreds and they won't even see us.

 

The bullet casing, firing mechanism, reloading, ammo being fed into the barrel and the small amount of gas escaping from the supressor still make enough noise, plus there is a reason why all weapons on the battlefield aren't silenced...

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well, if we use something as bait, hide quitely and shoot them with a silenced gun, we could take out hundreds and they won't even see us.

 

The bullet casing, firing mechanism, reloading, ammo being fed into the barrel and the small amount of gas escaping from the supressor still make enough noise, plus there is a reason why all weapons on the battlefield aren't silenced...

 

 

 

If they saw, heard, and smelt a live animal, they would ignore sound/smell from a gun, purely because they don't know human is behind it

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

Aim at hordes and run through several recommended bone-grinding frequencies until all hostiles are eliminated.

 

 

 

If need be, the masses of flesh can be burned away with Lenin's flame-thrower.

 

 

 

Sh'mon! We need tech!

 

Who here is an expert at engineering and acoustics?

 

 

 

Though without a permanent base and a generator (hand-pumped, if need be), such an effort would be fruitless.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

Aim at hordes and run through several recommended bone-grinding frequencies until all hostiles are eliminated.

 

 

 

If need be, the masses of flesh can be burned away with Lenin's flame-thrower.

 

 

 

Sh'mon! We need tech!

 

Who here is an expert at engineering and acoustics?

 

 

 

Though without a permanent base and a generator (hand-pumped, if need be), such an effort would be fruitless.

 

Power should be saved for important things, such as walkie-talkies (they don't need a radio tower to be operational,) lighting (although we could use hand cranked flashlights,) keeping things cool (although I believe there are other methods) and heating food. For generators, we would use as many renewable sources as possible (eg; river, solar, wind, bicycles - this will be used when we want to exersize.) These will ensure that we have power when we need it.

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

Aim at hordes and run through several recommended bone-grinding frequencies until all hostiles are eliminated.

 

 

 

If need be, the masses of flesh can be burned away with Lenin's flame-thrower.

 

 

 

Sh'mon! We need tech!

 

Who here is an expert at engineering and acoustics?

 

 

 

Though without a permanent base and a generator (hand-pumped, if need be), such an effort would be fruitless.

 

Power should be saved for important things, such as walkie-talkies (they don't need a radio tower to be operational,) lighting (although we could use hand cranked flashlights,) keeping things cool (although I believe there are other methods) and heating food. For generators, we would use as many renewable sources as possible (eg; river, solar, wind, bicycles - this will be used when we want to exersize.) These will ensure that we have power when we need it.

 

 

 

Or, more importantly, Xbox,

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

Aim at hordes and run through several recommended bone-grinding frequencies until all hostiles are eliminated.

 

 

 

If need be, the masses of flesh can be burned away with Lenin's flame-thrower.

 

 

 

Sh'mon! We need tech!

 

Who here is an expert at engineering and acoustics?

 

 

 

Though without a permanent base and a generator (hand-pumped, if need be), such an effort would be fruitless.

 

Power should be saved for important things, such as walkie-talkies (they don't need a radio tower to be operational,) lighting (although we could use hand cranked flashlights,) keeping things cool (although I believe there are other methods) and heating food. For generators, we would use as many renewable sources as possible (eg; river, solar, wind, bicycles - this will be used when we want to exersize.) These will ensure that we have power when we need it.

 

 

 

Or, more importantly, PS3.

 

 

 

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Lets just capture zombies, tie their limbs to electromagnets and coils, and let them generate power for us.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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Lets just capture zombies, tie their limbs to electromagnets and coils, and let them generate power for us.

 

 

 

Thats...Not a terrible idea. They would endlessly walk untel their legs actually disinagrate, so lots of power.

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

Aim at hordes and run through several recommended bone-grinding frequencies until all hostiles are eliminated.

 

 

 

If need be, the masses of flesh can be burned away with Lenin's flame-thrower.

 

 

 

Sh'mon! We need tech!

 

Who here is an expert at engineering and acoustics?

 

 

 

Though without a permanent base and a generator (hand-pumped, if need be), such an effort would be fruitless.

 

Power should be saved for important things, such as walkie-talkies (they don't need a radio tower to be operational,) lighting (although we could use hand cranked flashlights,) keeping things cool (although I believe there are other methods) and heating food. For generators, we would use as many renewable sources as possible (eg; river, solar, wind, bicycles - this will be used when we want to exersize.) These will ensure that we have power when we need it.

 

 

 

Or, more importantly, PS3.

 

 

 

Fixed it up for ya.

 

[bleep] that, SNES if we want retro, or PSP if we want to conserve power while having a few playable games...

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would a sonic cannon not melt us as well?

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would a sonic cannon not melt us as well?

 

 

 

We don't get someone important to turn it on :roll:

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If a base has been assembled...

 

 

 

Sonic cannons set to match the resonance of bone with average porosity.

 

Aim, fire, watch as zombies melt into still-living clumps of quivering muscle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Would a sonic cannon not melt us as well?

 

 

 

We don't get someone important to turn it on :roll:

 

 

 

If it can disintigrate bone, I would imagine the effects on anybody that it's not facing (but are relatively nearby) would not be pleasant.

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Sound can be directed.

 

Think a large megaphone. With the opening made adjustable according to the size of the group you are trying to kill.

 

 

 

Low intensity sound that isn't directly aimed at you might just make your teeth clatter.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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Sound can be directed.

 

Think a large megaphone. With the opening made adjustable according to the size of the group you are trying to kill.

 

 

 

Low intensity sound that isn't directly aimed at you might just make your teeth clatter.

 

But continued exposure to it could be harmful.

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Lets just capture zombies, tie their limbs to electromagnets and coils, and let them generate power for us.

 

I had a flash of Stubbs the Zombie there, where you have zombie minions complete circuits to open up a door....it worked well there.

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Let me remind you that the zombie survival guide is required TZDF reading.

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Let me remind you that the zombie survival guide is required TZDF reading.

 

Says who? The method doesn't matter as long as it works

 

 

 

You just need to know some basics about defense, and zombies.

 

 

 

Raiders are more of a threat than zombies.

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Car bombs would be good if we were already surrounded, and we saved them. Might not have a good kill percentage, but whatever. Bombs are easy enough to make, and a car bomb is easier since it's already filled with gas: bigger boom.

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Car bombs would be good if we were already surrounded, and we saved them. Might not have a good kill percentage, but whatever. Bombs are easy enough to make, and a car bomb is easier since it's already filled with gas: bigger boom.

 

 

 

I think they would only be good as the most outer ring of defenses for a base; or as a way of ensuring a retreat route.

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Car bombs would be good if we were already surrounded, and we saved them. Might not have a good kill percentage, but whatever. Bombs are easy enough to make, and a car bomb is easier since it's already filled with gas: bigger boom.

 

 

 

I think they would only be good as the most outer ring of defenses for a base; or as a way of ensuring a retreat route.

 

Now that I think about it we could make heaps of improvised explosives, houses if they have gas, glass, petrol stations, trucks, fuel tankers.

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Car bombs would be good if we were already surrounded, and we saved them. Might not have a good kill percentage, but whatever. Bombs are easy enough to make, and a car bomb is easier since it's already filled with gas: bigger boom.

 

 

 

thats not technically true, gas just makes more fire, not a bigger boom. al the firey explosions you see in movies tend to use gasoline for added effect, mythbusters did an episode on it once..

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