PlzPuddngPlz Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 The movie Shaun of the Dead supplies me with my complete zombie plan. That's all you need to survive a full scaled zombie attack. Movies are not a good source of zombie information. Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it. Suggestions appreciated This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 The movie Shaun of the Dead supplies me with my complete zombie plan. That's all you need to survive a full scaled zombie attack. Acting like a Zombie does not make Zombies think you are one. They can smell the flesh of the living. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Ross, that is awesome. However, a quick scan reveals the battery life to be 2hrs 40 mins, much too short, and powering that would use quite a bit of power, possibly more than we could generate. Plus nothing lives upto it's battery life... Read something somewhere (will try to find it again) about battery strips, with each one lasting around two hours, and being able to fit a good 8-10 of them in your pocket. Two hours in what curcumstances? ALSO the suit would drain power quickly, and we're getting off-topic. No we're not. We're discussing the viability of using power armor in the event of zombie apocalypse. But if a zombie smells you as living, but you're acting like a zombie, myabe they'll think you're in the earlier stages of infection? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 They don't think though. A virus/parasite/whatever the [bleep] it is just controls the baser functions of the brain, they only reason they don't attack each other is because of the smell of dead flesh, which isn't very appetising. Otherwise they'd bite you once and leave, instead of trying to feast upon you. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 This topic was just given a real purpose. a nwe strain of "H1Z1" found in London can actually cause "zombism". Source: http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 At least give it a fake bbc url... [url=real here]fake here[/url] God, is it that hard? Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Bounce with me. Brilliant. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Why is it just now given a purpose? Leave the crazy people who believe zombies will end the world alone. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Idea for taking out zombie masses: car bombs. Radio-signalled bombs aren't too hard to rig up, I presume, and if you place them underneath/inside cars with car alarms, the alarm may attract some zombies. When enough arrive, pull the switch and voila. Merits? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we're under the impression they're more attracted to smell than noise. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Oh yea, I meant to put in that could throw down a steak or something. I thought this up about an hour ago and forgot to put it in there. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 More attracted to human flesh too. If you put a zombie in a room with a live human, and a live cow. It'll go for the human. I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 So then if we cut him up....? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 He doesn't suffer from the zombie hoardes. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie... Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie... Who do you think will be one of the first infected? Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie... Who do you think will be one of the first infected? Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie... Who do you think will be one of the first infected? Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear. But you forget Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce lee... So what if it was Zombie Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee? Or the other way around >_> I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie... Who do you think will be one of the first infected? Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear. But you forget Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce lee... So what if it was Zombie Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee? Or the other way around >_> Either way it wouldn't end well for anyone. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway. You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar) Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie... Who do you think will be one of the first infected? Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear. But you forget Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce lee... So what if it was Zombie Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee? Or the other way around >_> Either way it wouldn't end well for anyone. >_> *shudders* :ohnoes: Kung Fu zombies going around vs Chuck Norris zombies.. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate. Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate. Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :| I don't think it would be the best method, plus we'd all feel a little guilty about it. Car bombs are a decent idea I guess, though we'd have to be really careful, one bomb could attract an even bigger horde. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indy500fan Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate. Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :| I don't think it would be the best method, plus we'd all feel a little guilty about it. Car bombs are a decent idea I guess, though we'd have to be really careful, one bomb could attract an even bigger horde. Why would you feel guilty about that? After a large zombie apocalypse there will be tons of previously domesticated animals that won't survive long out in the wild, you could use any number of those without feeling guilty. They would die anyways, from something bigger eating them or starvation. I wouldn't feel guilty with using any animal though, they are animals and this is about survival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate. Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :| I don't think it would be the best method, plus we'd all feel a little guilty about it. Car bombs are a decent idea I guess, though we'd have to be really careful, one bomb could attract an even bigger horde. We could use that for our advantage.... Would attract them to the car. CAR--------ZOMBIES---------------------------------------------US []----------:::::::::::::------------------------------------------....... Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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