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Zombie Plans-Revised

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The movie Shaun of the Dead supplies me with my complete zombie plan.

 

 

 

That's all you need to survive a full scaled zombie attack.

 

Movies are not a good source of zombie information.

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This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew".

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The movie Shaun of the Dead supplies me with my complete zombie plan.

 

 

 

That's all you need to survive a full scaled zombie attack.

 

 

 

Acting like a Zombie does not make Zombies think you are one.

 

 

 

They can smell the flesh of the living.

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Ross, that is awesome. However, a quick scan reveals the battery life to be 2hrs 40 mins, much too short, and powering that would use quite a bit of power, possibly more than we could generate.

 

Plus nothing lives upto it's battery life...

 

Read something somewhere (will try to find it again) about battery strips, with each one lasting around two hours, and being able to fit a good 8-10 of them in your pocket.

 

 

 

Two hours in what curcumstances?

 

 

 

ALSO the suit would drain power quickly, and we're getting off-topic.

 

No we're not. We're discussing the viability of using power armor in the event of zombie apocalypse.

 

 

 

But if a zombie smells you as living, but you're acting like a zombie, myabe they'll think you're in the earlier stages of infection?

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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They don't think though.

 

 

 

A virus/parasite/whatever the [bleep] it is just controls the baser functions of the brain, they only reason they don't attack each other is because of the smell of dead flesh, which isn't very appetising.

 

 

 

Otherwise they'd bite you once and leave, instead of trying to feast upon you.

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This topic was just given a real purpose. a nwe strain of "H1Z1" found in London can actually cause "zombism".

 

Source: http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

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At least give it a fake bbc url...

 

 

 

[url=real here]fake here[/url]

 

 

 

God, is it that hard?

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Bounce with me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brilliant.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

Why is it just now given a purpose? Leave the crazy people who believe zombies will end the world alone.

Idea for taking out zombie masses: car bombs. Radio-signalled bombs aren't too hard to rig up, I presume, and if you place them underneath/inside cars with car alarms, the alarm may attract some zombies. When enough arrive, pull the switch and voila. Merits?

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I think we're under the impression they're more attracted to smell than noise.

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Oh yea, I meant to put in that could throw down a steak or something. I thought this up about an hour ago and forgot to put it in there.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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More attracted to human flesh too.

 

 

 

If you put a zombie in a room with a live human, and a live cow. It'll go for the human.

 

 

 

I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

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So then if we cut him up....?

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

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I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

 

Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie...

 

I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

 

Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie...

 

Who do you think will be one of the first infected?

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I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

 

Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie...

 

Who do you think will be one of the first infected?

 

Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear.

 

I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

 

Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie...

 

Who do you think will be one of the first infected?

 

Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear.

 

But you forget Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce lee...

 

So what if it was Zombie Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee?

 

Or the other way around >_>

I like stir fry

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I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

 

Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie...

 

Who do you think will be one of the first infected?

 

Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear.

 

But you forget Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce lee...

 

So what if it was Zombie Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee?

 

Or the other way around >_>

 

Either way it wouldn't end well for anyone.

 

I think we pretty much agreed on chaining down pureprayer as bait anyway.

 

You're forgetting mr."I'm gonna save the world by blowing everyone up!" (AKA. Ragmar)

 

Why can't we just use George Bush as bait? Though one second thought we might increase his I.Q. if he becomes a zombie...

 

Who do you think will be one of the first infected?

 

Chuck Norris if he's not first than we have nothing to fear.

 

But you forget Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce lee...

 

So what if it was Zombie Chuck Norris Vs Bruce Lee?

 

Or the other way around >_>

 

Either way it wouldn't end well for anyone.

 

>_> *shudders* :ohnoes:

 

Kung Fu zombies going around vs Chuck Norris zombies..

I like stir fry

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Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine

 

 

 

To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate.

 

 

 

Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :|

Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine

 

 

 

To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate.

 

 

 

Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :|

 

I don't think it would be the best method, plus we'd all feel a little guilty about it. Car bombs are a decent idea I guess, though we'd have to be really careful, one bomb could attract an even bigger horde.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine

 

 

 

To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate.

 

 

 

Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :|

 

I don't think it would be the best method, plus we'd all feel a little guilty about it. Car bombs are a decent idea I guess, though we'd have to be really careful, one bomb could attract an even bigger horde.

 

 

 

Why would you feel guilty about that? After a large zombie apocalypse there will be tons of previously domesticated animals that won't survive long out in the wild, you could use any number of those without feeling guilty. They would die anyways, from something bigger eating them or starvation.

 

 

 

I wouldn't feel guilty with using any animal though, they are animals and this is about survival.

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Warning: This is kind of... Inhumaine

 

 

 

To the car bomb thing, zombies are attracted to other animals, right? So, we put a rat in a cage and a bomb underneath it, and have humans stand hundreds of yards away, then detonate.

 

 

 

Sorry if I sound a little mean, I'd probally feel erally guilty after doing that :|

 

I don't think it would be the best method, plus we'd all feel a little guilty about it. Car bombs are a decent idea I guess, though we'd have to be really careful, one bomb could attract an even bigger horde.

 

We could use that for our advantage.... Would attract them to the car.

 

 

 

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