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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

Speaking of sunburn, does Solanum kill cancer cells?

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

Good thing the zombies won't know to wear sunscreen :P

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

Speaking of sunburn, does Solanum kill cancer cells?

 

Cancer is too smart to be killed. Somebody, possibly warrior, made a post about cancer once, and how it's nearly sentient. Like how it knows that it is superior to normal cells. Quite interesting.

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

Speaking of sunburn, does Solanum kill cancer cells?

 

Cancer is too smart to be killed. Somebody, possibly warrior, made a post about cancer once, and how it's nearly sentient. Like how it knows that it is superior to normal cells. Quite interesting.

 

Jesus christ I just imagined a tumor coming to life and talking to somebody.

 

 

 

My mind works in strange ways....

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

Speaking of sunburn, does Solanum kill cancer cells?

 

Cancer is too smart to be killed. Somebody, possibly warrior, made a post about cancer once, and how it's nearly sentient. Like how it knows that it is superior to normal cells. Quite interesting.

 

Jesus christ I just imagined a tumor coming to life and talking to somebody.

 

 

 

My mind works in strange ways....

 

Lol for some reason you made me think of the family guy episode with the talking pimple :ohnoes:

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Those dried zombies in rs are level 110!

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Zombies only rely on their brains to function. Unless sunburn would paralyze the limbs (which it could), it wouldn't do much.

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

 

 

Very true.

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Im pretty sure that, unless you are in the desert, the zombies will not dry up like pasta.

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

It also burns. Just sayin'.

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

It also burns. Just sayin'.

 

 

 

*sigh* Lenin, fine, you may bring a 70 pound flame thrower, on one condition: You won't play with it in the house. Proooooooooomise?

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

It also burns. Just sayin'.

 

 

 

*sigh* Lenin, fine, you may bring a 70 pound flame thrower, on one condition: You won't play with it in the house. Proooooooooomise?

 

Where would you find the fuel for that? :|

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

It also burns. Just sayin'.

 

 

 

*sigh* Lenin, fine, you may bring a 70 pound flame thrower, on one condition: You won't play with it in the house. Proooooooooomise?

 

BUT MUMMY I WANT TO PLAY WITH LENIN INSIDE!

 

Can we play in the B.A.I.T. quarters, pwease? O:)

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

It also burns. Just sayin'.

 

 

 

*sigh* Lenin, fine, you may bring a 70 pound flame thrower, on one condition: You won't play with it in the house. Proooooooooomise?

 

Where would you find the fuel for that? :|

 

 

 

 

 

Meh. We'll make one that can use people as fuel. In ya get :twss:

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And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.

 

 

 

What would sun exposure do to exposed muscle?

 

 

 

Also, sunburn might work against us since its going to dehydrate the zombies flesh making it decompose more slowly.

 

Things tend to be more brittle when dried, take a leaf or pasta for example. Flick either when it is try and it snaps, flick it when it is hydrated and it bends, unharmed.

 

It also burns. Just sayin'.

 

 

 

*sigh* Lenin, fine, you may bring a 70 pound flame thrower, on one condition: You won't play with it in the house. Proooooooooomise?

 

Where would you find the fuel for that? :|

 

 

 

 

 

Meh. We'll make one that can use people as fuel. In ya get :twss:

 

That smiley is epic.

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70 lbs? It's only DIY PVC. But no, I'll just stick to burning the bodies and waste in the furnace. I can get my fix there.

 

 

 

Plus, it's not like we'll find those dried-out, flammable zombies very often on dry land.

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Would fertilizer bombs be of any use if a zombie horde gathered outside the gates?

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70 lbs? It's only DIY PVC. But no, I'll just stick to burning the bodies and waste in the furnace. I can get my fix there.

 

 

 

Plus, it's not like we'll find those dried-out, flammable zombies very often on dry land.

 

 

 

Who are you and what have you done with the Lenin we all know, love, and fear?

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Would fertilizer bombs be of any use if a zombie horde gathered outside the gates?

 

Bombs would only be useful at blowing up stuff, such as a bridge. I would only use explosives for killing zombies if you could get it to explode above them and if as much shrapnel as possible was directed into their brains. Even then they would be better traded with idiots for guns/ammo. "Of course we will trade you these 2 (useless) stinger missiles for 100K bullets! Want our (also useless) C4 with a (non-working) detonator in exchange for some female companions?"

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Would fertilizer bombs be of any use if a zombie horde gathered outside the gates?

 

Bombs would only be useful at blowing up stuff, such as a bridge. I would only use explosives for killing zombies if you could get it to explode above them and if as much shrapnel as possible was directed into their brains. Even then they would be better traded with idiots for guns/ammo. "Of course we will trade you these 2 (useless) stinger missiles for 100K bullets! Want our (also useless) C4 with a (non-working) detonator in exchange for some female companions?"

 

Well bombs would do some major damage to the zombies even if shrapnel was not directed to their brains.

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Would fertilizer bombs be of any use if a zombie horde gathered outside the gates?

 

Bombs would only be useful at blowing up stuff, such as a bridge. I would only use explosives for killing zombies if you could get it to explode above them and if as much shrapnel as possible was directed into their brains. Even then they would be better traded with idiots for guns/ammo. "Of course we will trade you these 2 (useless) stinger missiles for 100K bullets! Want our (also useless) C4 with a (non-working) detonator in exchange for some female companions?"

 

Well bombs would do some major damage to the zombies even if shrapnel was not directed to their brains.

 

Ever played Nazi Zombies in CoD:WaW? Well there are Crawlers in it, the most [bleep]ing annoying things ever. They crawl along the ground, they blend in the corpses and are a pain in the [wagon] to spot. They are, more often than not, what kills me in the game.

 

 

 

Think what they would be like in real life, they could be crawling just about anywhere, you may be walking through a creek and one, which was submerged, bites you as you could not see it. Bam, you've just become their best buddy while they eat your leg.

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Would fertilizer bombs be of any use if a zombie horde gathered outside the gates?

 

Bombs would only be useful at blowing up stuff, such as a bridge. I would only use explosives for killing zombies if you could get it to explode above them and if as much shrapnel as possible was directed into their brains. Even then they would be better traded with idiots for guns/ammo. "Of course we will trade you these 2 (useless) stinger missiles for 100K bullets! Want our (also useless) C4 with a (non-working) detonator in exchange for some female companions?"

 

Well bombs would do some major damage to the zombies even if shrapnel was not directed to their brains.

 

Ever played Nazi Zombies in CoD:WaW? Well there are Crawlers in it, the most [bleep] annoying things ever. They crawl along the ground, they blend in the corpses and are a pain in the [wagon] to spot. They are, more often than not, what kills me in the game.

 

 

 

Think what they would be like in real life, they could be crawling just about anywhere, you may be walking through a creek and one, which was submerged, bites you as you could not see it. Bam, you've just become their best buddy while they eat your leg.

 

 

 

You're supposed to find the last zombie, throw a grenade at its feet and let it crawl while you do your thing (board up windows, gamble at the box). But I hate when my team takes too long without killing the crawler and the game resets itself.

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Yeah, I assume there will be a few torso zombies around, due to stupid people who don't have plans for a zombie apocalypse going "Whoop hey!" with a chainsaw.

 

There shouldn't be too many torso zombies around though.

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