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Zombie Plans-Revised

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If you guys are so worried about raiders, I'll buy myself one of these.

 

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I have an airsoft version, it's very comfortable, and pretty badass looking in real life. Also, the real version of it can protect you from a full lead 9mm @ 1400 fps, or a

 

.44 Magnum Lead Semi-Wadcutter at ~1,400 fps.

 

It also fits with this helmet which offers the same protection.

 

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Then I get this body armor,

 

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It could protect me from at your average bullet, it's not like most raiders would be using a .50 cal rifle on you, and if I got some combat boots that go up pretty high up to my knees almost, and some forearm protection, it'd save me from most bites too.

 

 

 

Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.)

 

 

 

This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy...

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If you guys are so worried about raiders, I'll buy myself one of these.

 

security2020_2061_33139512

 

 

 

I have an airsoft version, it's very comfortable, and pretty badass looking in real life. Also, the real version of it can protect you from a full lead 9mm @ 1400 fps, or a

 

.44 Magnum Lead Semi-Wadcutter at ~1,400 fps.

 

It also fits with this helmet which offers the same protection.

 

security2020_2061_53568629

 

Then I get this body armor,

 

security2020_2061_385048052

 

security2020_2061_385171027.

 

 

 

It could protect me from at your average bullet, it's not like most raiders would be using a .50 cal rifle on you, and if I got some combat boots that go up pretty high up to my knees almost, and some forearm protection, it'd save me from most bites too.

 

 

 

Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.)

 

 

 

This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy...

 

Well, I think we should all wear that body armour, but make sure to give our scouts lighter versions, and make sure to protect forearms and shins as well, because its not like raiders attacking wont attract zombies.

 

 

 

Also, I lol'd at that last sentence.

 

We'll probably recruit other men and women from nearby towns a few days after we secure the base.

 

No need to worry, Doom.

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We'll have to raid some magazines I guess...

Wait, so now we have to be prepared for the zombie and human threats?

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People are going to be desperate and do anything to survive, so why not prepare?

Revised plan: Go in all SAS style against dem zombies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Wait, so now we have to be prepared for the zombie and human threats?

 

What do you mean now? We always needed to be.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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If you guys are so worried about raiders, I'll buy myself one of these.

 

security2020_2061_33139512

 

 

 

I have an airsoft version, it's very comfortable, and pretty badass looking in real life. Also, the real version of it can protect you from a full lead 9mm @ 1400 fps, or a

 

.44 Magnum Lead Semi-Wadcutter at ~1,400 fps.

 

It also fits with this helmet which offers the same protection.

 

security2020_2061_53568629

 

Then I get this body armor,

 

security2020_2061_385048052

 

security2020_2061_385171027.

 

 

 

It could protect me from at your average bullet, it's not like most raiders would be using a .50 cal rifle on you, and if I got some combat boots that go up pretty high up to my knees almost, and some forearm protection, it'd save me from most bites too.

 

 

 

Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.)

 

 

 

This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy...

 

Body armor would also be usefull for not having as many body parts exposed for potential zombie bites rigt? :?

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Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.)

 

 

 

This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy...

 

You won't be when the outbreak occurs, seeing as we will all be bringing some friends, some of those are bound to be girls.

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Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.)

 

 

 

This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy...

 

You won't be when the outbreak occurs, seeing as we will all be bringing some friends, some of those are bound to be girls.

 

 

 

Only bring family with you I believe...

 

 

 

We can swap sisters with each other.

 

 

 

Unless those friends know how to do something that can contribute greatly to the TZDF.

We can swap sisters with each other.

 

Thats just.......ewww...

 

I'm imagining it to be something like trading Pokemon cards......

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We can swap sisters with each other.

 

Thats just.......ewww...

 

I'm imagining it to be something like trading Pokemon cards......

 

:shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, we wont only bring family, bring a team of 2-4 friends/family who you think will be useful.

 

Basically, bring people who are useful, anybody else gets left behind.

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We can swap sisters with each other.

 

Anyone else smell a pedo?

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

We can swap sisters with each other.

 

Thats just.......ewww...

 

I'm imagining it to be something like trading Pokemon cards......

 

:shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, we wont only bring family, bring a team of 2-4 friends/family who you think will be useful.

 

Basically, bring people who are useful, anybody else gets left behind.

 

Hope ya have enough food at home then ross, good luck ::'

 

What?

 

Ooohhh, you're calling me useless, I get it.

 

Fail joke to be honest rocco, try harder next time :lol:

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Gah! Bickering! Anyways, I was thinking that doom should try to get a position at the power plant so she can examine the layout and sneak stuff in for us. :lol:

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Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it.

Suggestions appreciated

 

This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew".

I just said what everyone will basically be doing...

Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

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Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

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Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

 

Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.?

Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

 

Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.?

 

Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard?

Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

 

Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.?

 

Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard?

 

Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1?

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

Can we create a Test for potential new members?

 

I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group.

 

 

 

Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we?

 

I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol:

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

 

Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.?

 

Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard?

 

Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1?

 

Question 7: Are you questioning the fact that Question 3, 5, 6, and 7 have had nothing to do with zombie slaying?

 

Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

 

Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.?

 

Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard?

 

Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1?

 

Question 7: Are you questioning the fact that Question 3, 5, 6, and 7 have had nothing to do with zombie slaying?

 

Question 8: Are you ready for Question 9?

 

Question 2: Are you lying?

 

Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey?

 

Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.?

 

Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard?

 

Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1?

 

Question 7: Are you questioning the fact that Question 3, 5, 6, and 7 have had nothing to do with zombie slaying?

 

Question 8: Are you ready for Question 9?

Question 9: Pirates or Ninjas?

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