Wisp Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 If you guys are so worried about raiders, I'll buy myself one of these. I have an airsoft version, it's very comfortable, and pretty badass looking in real life. Also, the real version of it can protect you from a full lead 9mm @ 1400 fps, or a .44 Magnum Lead Semi-Wadcutter at ~1,400 fps. It also fits with this helmet which offers the same protection. Then I get this body armor, . It could protect me from at your average bullet, it's not like most raiders would be using a .50 cal rifle on you, and if I got some combat boots that go up pretty high up to my knees almost, and some forearm protection, it'd save me from most bites too. Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.) This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy... Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 If you guys are so worried about raiders, I'll buy myself one of these. I have an airsoft version, it's very comfortable, and pretty badass looking in real life. Also, the real version of it can protect you from a full lead 9mm @ 1400 fps, or a .44 Magnum Lead Semi-Wadcutter at ~1,400 fps. It also fits with this helmet which offers the same protection. Then I get this body armor, . It could protect me from at your average bullet, it's not like most raiders would be using a .50 cal rifle on you, and if I got some combat boots that go up pretty high up to my knees almost, and some forearm protection, it'd save me from most bites too. Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.) This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy... Well, I think we should all wear that body armour, but make sure to give our scouts lighter versions, and make sure to protect forearms and shins as well, because its not like raiders attacking wont attract zombies. Also, I lol'd at that last sentence. We'll probably recruit other men and women from nearby towns a few days after we secure the base. No need to worry, Doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 We'll have to raid some magazines I guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Wait, so now we have to be prepared for the zombie and human threats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 People are going to be desperate and do anything to survive, so why not prepare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Revised plan: Go in all SAS style against dem zombies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Wait, so now we have to be prepared for the zombie and human threats? What do you mean now? We always needed to be. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 If you guys are so worried about raiders, I'll buy myself one of these. I have an airsoft version, it's very comfortable, and pretty badass looking in real life. Also, the real version of it can protect you from a full lead 9mm @ 1400 fps, or a .44 Magnum Lead Semi-Wadcutter at ~1,400 fps. It also fits with this helmet which offers the same protection. Then I get this body armor, . It could protect me from at your average bullet, it's not like most raiders would be using a .50 cal rifle on you, and if I got some combat boots that go up pretty high up to my knees almost, and some forearm protection, it'd save me from most bites too. Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.) This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy... Body armor would also be usefull for not having as many body parts exposed for potential zombie bites rigt? :? The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.) This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy... You won't be when the outbreak occurs, seeing as we will all be bringing some friends, some of those are bound to be girls. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Also what are we going to do about people's want to sleep together? We can't stop them, obviously, but we don't want them just going at it all the time. (Please be serious about this, I want no immaturity on it.) This frightens me, I think I'm the only person in the group who's not a guy... You won't be when the outbreak occurs, seeing as we will all be bringing some friends, some of those are bound to be girls. Only bring family with you I believe... We can swap sisters with each other. Unless those friends know how to do something that can contribute greatly to the TZDF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 We can swap sisters with each other. Thats just.......ewww... I'm imagining it to be something like trading Pokemon cards...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 We can swap sisters with each other. Thats just.......ewww... I'm imagining it to be something like trading Pokemon cards...... :shock: Also, we wont only bring family, bring a team of 2-4 friends/family who you think will be useful. Basically, bring people who are useful, anybody else gets left behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 We can swap sisters with each other. Anyone else smell a pedo? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 We can swap sisters with each other. Thats just.......ewww... I'm imagining it to be something like trading Pokemon cards...... :shock: Also, we wont only bring family, bring a team of 2-4 friends/family who you think will be useful. Basically, bring people who are useful, anybody else gets left behind. Hope ya have enough food at home then ross, good luck : What? Ooohhh, you're calling me useless, I get it. Fail joke to be honest rocco, try harder next time :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzPuddngPlz Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Gah! Bickering! Anyways, I was thinking that doom should try to get a position at the power plant so she can examine the layout and sneak stuff in for us. :lol: Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it. Suggestions appreciated This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 I just said what everyone will basically be doing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard? Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can we create a Test for potential new members? I'd say around 40 questions, you need at least 75% to join us, one retake allowed before you are permenantly banned from our group. Say, we've come a long way from the original post, haven't we? I mean, 151 pages, we're like the 3rd biggest topic in the OT now :lol: Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard? Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1? Question 7: Are you questioning the fact that Question 3, 5, 6, and 7 have had nothing to do with zombie slaying? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Question 1: Are you, or have you ever been a zombie? Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard? Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1? Question 7: Are you questioning the fact that Question 3, 5, 6, and 7 have had nothing to do with zombie slaying? Question 8: Are you ready for Question 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Question 2: Are you lying? Question 3: Have you ever had a desire to own a monkey? Question 4: Are you willing to be a part of B.A.I.T.? Question 5: Are you an evil zombie overlord plotting to gain our trust and then when we least expect it, feed us to your zombie hoard? Question 6: Are you complaining that Question 5 is much like Question 1? Question 7: Are you questioning the fact that Question 3, 5, 6, and 7 have had nothing to do with zombie slaying? Question 8: Are you ready for Question 9?Question 9: Pirates or Ninjas? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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