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Question 10: When confronted with a zombie, do you : A) Panic B) Flee in terror C) Submit yourself to its power or D) Wet yourself. The correct answer is G) [bleep] those answers, activate the charges.

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Question 12: Where do you need to aim to easily kill a zombie?

 

 

 

(might as well see what they know)

 

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

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Question 12: Where do you need to aim to easily kill a zombie?

 

 

 

(might as well see what they know)

 

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

 

Question 14: How do you know we're not saving question 11 for later?

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Question 12: Where do you need to aim to easily kill a zombie?

 

 

 

(might as well see what they know)

 

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

 

Question 14: How do you know we're not saving question 11 for later?

 

Question 15: What is this "edit" button of which you speak of?

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Question 12: Where do you need to aim to easily kill a zombie?

 

 

 

(might as well see what they know)

 

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

 

Question 14: How do you know we're not saving question 11 for later?

 

Question 15: What is this "edit" button of which you speak of?

 

Question 16: Did it not occur to you I skipped question 11 on purpose?

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Question 12: Where do you need to aim to easily kill a zombie?

 

 

 

(might as well see what they know)

 

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

 

Question 14: How do you know we're not saving question 11 for later?

 

Question 15: What is this "edit" button of which you speak of?

 

Question 16: Did it not occur to you I skipped question 11 on purpose?

 

Question 17: Why are these questions getting lamer each one?

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Question 12: Where do you need to aim to easily kill a zombie?

 

 

 

(might as well see what they know)

 

Question 13: WTF happened to Question 11?

 

Question 14: How do you know we're not saving question 11 for later?

 

Question 15: What is this "edit" button of which you speak of?

 

Question 16: Did it not occur to you I skipped question 11 on purpose?

 

Question 17: Why are these questions getting lamer each one?

 

Question 18: Why is 3rkid such a noob? (These questions are great)

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Question 19: How the hell do you actually take this test?

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Question 20 : Do you like these questions?

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Here is a test.

 

 

 

Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

 

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

 

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

 

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

 

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

 

 

7. Zombies feel pain

 

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

 

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

 

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius).

 

 

 

 

 

Meh. Answer it if you can.

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[hide=Quiz answered]Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

After 20 hours you will die, on the 23rd you reanimate into one

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

False technically, decapitation doesn't kill it

 

 

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

See question 1

 

 

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

True, as zombies will attack you either way

 

 

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

False

 

 

 

7. Zombies feel pain

 

False

 

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

 

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

Extremely false

 

 

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius).

 

False[/hide]

 

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[hide=quiz]Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?You turn into a zombie

 

 

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

 

 

Depends on the size of the hoard. Machine gun if there are a lot of them but otherwise a semi automatic to conserve ammo

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it? False, you don't have to destroy its brain, just render the brain useless

 

 

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie? Refer to answer one

 

 

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you True as the have no sense of self preservation

 

 

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind False, zombies use all their senses

 

 

 

7. Zombies feel pain false

 

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

 

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

C, try and sneak away. If you kill it there might be others nearby you can attract.

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible true, as all flesh is edible

 

 

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius). False[/hide]

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How is this zombie disease incurable? There has to be some kind of treatment for it or that could be developed.

 

 

 

Sure, you can be the test dummy.

 

 

 

It infects the brain within seconds. Unless you can complely cut off circulation from the bite in the first 3 seconds of being bitten, your royaly effed. Ampuation, of course is a cure if you can cut your own limb off in a matter of seconds.

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Question 20 : Do you like these questions?

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Here is a test.

 

 

 

Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie? -You get infected.

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

 

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie? -You get infected.

 

 

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

 

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

 

 

7. Zombies feel pain -True

 

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

 

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

 

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius). -Nope

 

 

 

 

 

Meh. Answer it if you can.

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If it travels through the bloodstream, perhaps we can have something that neutralizes it beforehand? If we know we're going to be around a hoard of zombies we can inject the neutralizer?

 

 

 

Idk, but something has got to prevent it.

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Just wear a complete suit of bulletpoof amour. No way you could use every limb in combat if the circulation has been cut off. Plus, we won't have the warning too.

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Just wear a complete suit of bulletpoof amour. No way you could use every limb in combat if the circulation has been cut off. Plus, we won't have the warning too.

 

Who were you answering?

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Question 20 : Do you like these questions?

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Here is a test.

 

 

 

Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

This question is on here twice

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

B

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

True

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

uh...you die then you are brought back to life as a zombie

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

True? Zombies will attack anyways....

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

False

 

7. Zombies feel pain

 

Of course not.

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

 

 

A) Kill it Kill it silently

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

False, their flesh is poisonous

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius).

 

Not yet.....

 

 

 

Meh. Answer it if you can.

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[hide=]Question 20 : Do you like these questions?

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Here is a test.

 

 

 

Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

Not all bites are fatal. There is a chance no bodily fluids get into your body. But in most cases, over then next 12-16 hours, you'd start to feel sick, feverish and nauseated. After that time you go into a coma until your body ceases to function at 23 hours. At 24 you're back up. The times vary, for example if the bite didn't hit any major arteries or veins, those times would be longer, or if it big somewhere on your face or into a major artery, those times would be less.

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

Depends. Given my choice, I'd take an assault rifle. It's the most versatile. Good range, semi-automatic capabilities, clip 3 or more times the size of a semi-auto rifle, and in case of raiders, it's got full auto, or burst. If I'm doing long range sniping, I'd take a bolt-action rifle.

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

False. Decapitation doesn't kill, the head would survive.

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

see 1

 

 

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

True, they will also go after you before the animal most likely

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

Only if they are rendered blind while zombified or were already blind.

 

7. Zombies feel pain

 

True and false. They *feel* but they don't specifically feel pain. Well they might, but it doesn't affect them.

 

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

Depends. If I'm just running away from an area, the best thing to do would be either to kill it silently, with either a melee weapon, crossbow, or silenced gun, or to just get away from it. I'd rather kill it, personally. If I'm clearing out an area, killing obviously.

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

False

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius).

 

False. It might be curable eventually, but seeing as the whole body changes when you're zombified, (blood becomes more of a gel, everything shuts down, brain is reworked) I don't think you could cure those who are already zombies. Maybe something could be created that would prevent the virus if taken just after being bit.[/hide]

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[hide=]Question 20 : Do you like these questions?

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Here is a test.

 

 

 

Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

Not all bites are fatal. There is a chance no bodily fluids get into your body. But in most cases, over then next 12-16 hours, you'd start to feel sick, feverish and nauseated. After that time you go into a coma until your body ceases to function at 23 hours. At 24 you're back up. The times vary, for example if the bite didn't hit any major arteries or veins, those times would be longer, or if it big somewhere on your face or into a major artery, those times would be less.

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

Depends. Given my choice, I'd take an assault rifle. It's the most versatile. Good range, semi-automatic capabilities, clip 3 or more times the size of a semi-auto rifle, and in case of raiders, it's got full auto, or burst. If I'm doing long range sniping, I'd take a bolt-action rifle.

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

False. Decapitation doesn't kill, the head would survive.

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

see 1

 

 

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

True, they will also go after you before the animal most likely

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

Only if they are rendered blind while zombified or were already blind.

 

7. Zombies feel pain

 

True and false. They *feel* but they don't specifically feel pain. Well they might, but it doesn't affect them.

 

 

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

Depends. If I'm just running away from an area, the best thing to do would be either to kill it silently, with either a melee weapon, crossbow, or silenced gun, or to just get away from it. I'd rather kill it, personally. If I'm clearing out an area, killing obviously.

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

False

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius).

 

False. It might be curable eventually, but seeing as the whole body changes when you're zombified, (blood becomes more of a gel, everything shuts down, brain is reworked) I don't think you could cure those who are already zombies. Maybe something could be created that would prevent the virus if taken just after being bit.[/hide]

 

You know your zombie st00f! =D>

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How is this zombie disease incurable? There has to be some kind of treatment for it or that could be developed.

 

 

 

Sure, you can be the test dummy.

 

 

 

It infects the brain within seconds. Unless you can complely cut off circulation from the bite in the first 3 seconds of being bitten, your royaly effed. Ampuation, of course is a cure if you can cut your own limb off in a matter of seconds.

 

amputation of the bitten limb within 30 seconds of the bite has a less than 10% success rate.

 

Plus, after a limb amputation, that person will be of little help to us, so we should kill them to prevent zombification anyway.

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[hide=]Question one: What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

You become infected, it is advisable to an hero after giving your team your ammo so that you won't reanimate and so they won't have to go looking for your ammo.

 

2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

 

 

3. True or false: The only ways to kill a zombie is to either destroy its' brain or de-capitate it?

 

False, you have to destroy it's brain, decapitation only means that the head is separate from the body.

 

4. What happens if you are bit by a zombie?

 

See Question 1.

 

5. True or false: Zombies will attack you if an animal is with you

 

True

 

6. True or false: Zombies are blind

 

False

 

7. Zombies feel pain

 

False

 

8. What should you do if a zombie (who is unaware you are there) is nearby you?

 

 

 

A) Kill it

 

B) Take it hostage

 

C) Attempt to get as far away as possible without revealing yourself

 

 

 

9. True or false: Zombies are edible

 

False, if you test it someone may want your pokemon magazines first.

 

10. There is a cure for Solanum (zombie virius).

 

False[/hide]

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2: Which of these weapons are best for pwning teh zombies?

 

 

 

A) Machine gun

 

B) Semi automatic

 

C) Flame thrower

 

D) Members of BAIT

 

Depends. Given my choice, I'd take an assault rifle. It's the most versatile. Good range, semi-automatic capabilities, clip 3 or more times the size of a semi-auto rifle, and in case of raiders, it's got full auto, or burst. If I'm doing long range sniping, I'd take a bolt-action rifle.

 

 

Cheater, assault rifle wasn't one of the options. :shame:

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