I can dispose of zombie bodies. Hell, I'll manage all the waste. If this ever actually happens, and this plan actually goes through, I want to be in a position to do these kinds of things.

 

Good idea, and since doom's power plant burns wood chips, maybe we could use one of the burners as a zombie incinerator :thumbsup:

I can dispose of zombie bodies. Hell, I'll manage all the waste. If this ever actually happens, and this plan actually goes through, I want to be in a position to do these kinds of things.

 

Good idea, and since doom's power plant burns wood chips, maybe we could use one of the burners as a zombie incinerator :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Perfect. That's the kind of innovation we're looking for.

Well, from the few times I've shot a gun-type thing(No guns here in England, crossbows are hard to obtain, but they'll have to suffice ) I'm semi-accurate, but where I really excel is melee combat, having an obsession with that kind of weapon.

 

Not afraid to get my hands dirty with stuff like pit digging, waste duties, and other things like that...

 

I know some basic first aid, but not too much.

 

Yeah, thats about it.

An idea I had a while back:

 

 

 

If, somehow we can get a decapitated zombie head, then knock its teeth out so It can't bite, and secure it in a locked case, it would eliminite the dangers of germs, misquitos and dangerous animals, as all living things share a desire to get as far away from solanum as possible. So, without any medicine avaible, it would save quite a few of us. If we knock its teeth out, mummify it and padlock it shut (and in say, a metal box, it would pose no danger to us. (In other words, make it so there is no way, on purpose or by accident, someone could open it).

 

 

 

Benefits: Keep food fresh

 

Keep germs away

 

Keep bugs away (I hate bugs :lol:)

 

Keep dangerous animals (Bears :ohnoes:) away

 

 

 

Disadvantages:

 

Could somehow be dangerous

 

Extra 10 pounds to carry.

An idea I had a while back:

 

 

 

If, somehow we can get a decapitated zombie head, then knock its teeth out so It can't bite, and secure it in a locked case, it would eliminite the dangers of germs, misquitos and dangerous animals, as all living things share a desire to get as far away from solanum as possible. So, without any medicine avaible, it would save quite a few of us. If we knock its teeth out, mummify it and padlock it shut (and in say, a metal box, it would pose no danger to us. (In other words, make it so there is no way, on purpose or by accident, someone could open it).

 

 

 

Benefits: Keep food fresh

 

Keep germs away

 

Keep bugs away (I hate bugs :lol:)

 

Keep dangerous animals (Bears :ohnoes:) away

 

 

 

Disadvantages:

 

Could somehow be dangerous

 

Extra 10 pounds to carry.

 

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well.

An idea I had a while back:

 

 

 

If, somehow we can get a decapitated zombie head, then knock its teeth out so It can't bite, and secure it in a locked case, it would eliminite the dangers of germs, misquitos and dangerous animals, as all living things share a desire to get as far away from solanum as possible. So, without any medicine avaible, it would save quite a few of us. If we knock its teeth out, mummify it and padlock it shut (and in say, a metal box, it would pose no danger to us. (In other words, make it so there is no way, on purpose or by accident, someone could open it).

 

 

 

Benefits: Keep food fresh

 

Keep germs away

 

Keep bugs away (I hate bugs :lol:)

 

Keep dangerous animals (Bears :ohnoes:) away

 

 

 

Disadvantages:

 

Could somehow be dangerous

 

Extra 10 pounds to carry.

 

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well.

 

 

 

When we go hunting, we don't carry it around.

 

Plus, the voice box would generally be removed as a result of decapitation.

 

I actually like the idea, no mosquitoe bites for us :

An idea I had a while back:

 

 

 

If, somehow we can get a decapitated zombie head, then knock its teeth out so It can't bite, and secure it in a locked case, it would eliminite the dangers of germs, misquitos and dangerous animals, as all living things share a desire to get as far away from solanum as possible. So, without any medicine avaible, it would save quite a few of us. If we knock its teeth out, mummify it and padlock it shut (and in say, a metal box, it would pose no danger to us. (In other words, make it so there is no way, on purpose or by accident, someone could open it).

 

 

 

Benefits: Keep food fresh

 

Keep germs away

 

Keep bugs away (I hate bugs :lol:)

 

Keep dangerous animals (Bears :ohnoes:) away

 

 

 

Disadvantages:

 

Could somehow be dangerous

 

Extra 10 pounds to carry.

 

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well.

 

 

 

When we go hunting, we don't carry it around.

 

Plus, the voice box would generally be removed as a result of decapitation.

 

I actually like the idea, no mosquitoe bites for us :

 

They never bite me, so I'm safe.

Believe it or not, you need lungs to make noise. So we don't need to worry about a head moaning. I suppose we could use the zombies in the incinerator. Hell, they could probably generate a little power too, and cleanly remove them from the world.

If a zombie head is locked up, sealed tight in a metal container, how is it going to do any good? No insects or anything would be able to detect the prescense of the virus.

I was reading the survival guide, and I found something odd.

 

It says that only one in four zombies can climb a ladder, right?

 

A bit later it mentions that a main security flaw in boats is that zombies walking along the bottom could climb the anchor.

 

:?:

An idea I had a while back:

 

 

 

If, somehow we can get a decapitated zombie head, then knock its teeth out so It can't bite, and secure it in a locked case, it would eliminite the dangers of germs, misquitos and dangerous animals, as all living things share a desire to get as far away from solanum as possible. So, without any medicine avaible, it would save quite a few of us. If we knock its teeth out, mummify it and padlock it shut (and in say, a metal box, it would pose no danger to us. (In other words, make it so there is no way, on purpose or by accident, someone could open it).

 

 

 

Benefits: Keep food fresh

 

Keep germs away

 

Keep bugs away (I hate bugs :lol:)

 

Keep dangerous animals (Bears :ohnoes:) away

 

 

 

Disadvantages:

 

Could somehow be dangerous

 

Extra 10 pounds to carry.

 

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well.

 

 

 

When we go hunting, we don't carry it around.

 

Plus, the voice box would generally be removed as a result of decapitation.

 

I actually like the idea, no mosquitoe bites for us :

 

They never bite me, so I'm safe.

 

True.

 

Parasitic insects seem to hate my blood :?

 

 

 

If a zombie head is locked up, sealed tight in a metal container, how is it going to do any good? No insects or anything would be able to detect the prescense of the virus.

 

Meshed boxes?

An idea I had a while back:

 

 

 

If, somehow we can get a decapitated zombie head, then knock its teeth out so It can't bite, and secure it in a locked case, it would eliminite the dangers of germs, misquitos and dangerous animals, as all living things share a desire to get as far away from solanum as possible. So, without any medicine avaible, it would save quite a few of us. If we knock its teeth out, mummify it and padlock it shut (and in say, a metal box, it would pose no danger to us. (In other words, make it so there is no way, on purpose or by accident, someone could open it).

 

 

 

Benefits: Keep food fresh

 

Keep germs away

 

Keep bugs away (I hate bugs :lol:)

 

Keep dangerous animals (Bears :ohnoes:) away

 

 

 

Disadvantages:

 

Could somehow be dangerous

 

Extra 10 pounds to carry.

 

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well.

 

 

 

When we go hunting, we don't carry it around.

 

Plus, the voice box would generally be removed as a result of decapitation.

 

I actually like the idea, no mosquitoe bites for us :

 

They never bite me, so I'm safe.

 

True.

 

Parasitic insects seem to hate my blood :?

 

 

 

Isn't it something to do with having spicy or garlic food items in your diet?

rush them with d claws :P

rush them with d claws :P

 

 

 

Welcome to B.A.I.T.

 

 

 

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I was reading the survival guide, and I found something odd.

 

It says that only one in four zombies can climb a ladder, right?

 

A bit later it mentions that a main security flaw in boats is that zombies walking along the bottom could climb the anchor.

 

:?:

 

No, because we've concluded that zombies cannot actually walk across the ocean floor.

I was reading the survival guide, and I found something odd.

 

It says that only one in four zombies can climb a ladder, right?

 

A bit later it mentions that a main security flaw in boats is that zombies walking along the bottom could climb the anchor.

 

:?:

 

No, because we've concluded that zombies cannot actually walk across the ocean floor.

 

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

 

Ah, I see now.

 

So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often.

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

 

Ah, I see now.

 

So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often.

 

Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that.

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

 

Ah, I see now.

 

So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often.

 

Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that.

 

Soo....zombiefied chavs walking into shallow coastline = bad.

Nevermind, stupidity flare.

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

 

Ah, I see now.

 

So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often.

 

Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that.

 

Soo....zombiefied chavs walking into shallow coastline = bad.

 

Well, they have to be intelligent to climb an anchor in the first place.

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

 

Ah, I see now.

 

So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often.

 

Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that.

 

Soo....zombiefied chavs walking into shallow coastline = bad.

 

Well, they have to be intelligent to climb an anchor in the first place.

 

Does intelligence carry over to zombification?

 

If it does, I'm pretty safe, everyone around here will probably begin trying to eat the walls instead of me....

I still don't understand that conclusion.

 

Don't people float due to bacteria?

 

If yes, then no bacteria = walking along the bottom.

 

 

 

People float because they are mostly water.

 

 

 

Have you ever tried walking in more than a few feet of water? It's extremely hard. A little current and you aren't going to go anywhere else but with the current.

 

Ah, I see now.

 

So there is a small chance of a zombie decaying enough that its not a high enough percentage of water, and therefore can walk underwater, but it wont happen often.

 

Unless the zombie is pretty much nothing but bone, it'll still float. And even if it did sink, there's still the issue of being able to actually walk. Not floating does not mean it's rooted to the ocean floor. But, if there was somehow a zombie wearing, say, heavy boots or some other heavy object (bling bling, perhaps) it might be able to actually walk around. And, still, there's the issue of the intense pressure at the bottom of the ocean turning the zombie into mush. No amount of decay can prevent that.

 

Soo....zombiefied chavs walking into shallow coastline = bad.

 

Well, they have to be intelligent to climb an anchor in the first place.

 

Does intelligence carry over to zombification?

 

If it does, I'm pretty safe, everyone around here will probably begin trying to eat the walls instead of me....

 

 

 

intelligence wouldn't carry over.

 

 

 

That is a part of the guide I have some doubts about, I dont see a zombie climbing an anchor chain unless there is no current. If your in a lake I can see a half bouyant zombie making its way to the top of a chain but if you have any current its going to slip off.

And then a bouyant zombie would be sucked helplessly into open water and get sunburned to death. And do not stand there and tell me a zombie can't be burned, they will not be suddenly immune to UV rays. It might have much effect on them, but they might bake.