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The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You

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I work at this Mexican grill, (these are two seperate occasions.)

 

 

 

Person: "Are there Avocados in your Guacamole?"

 

Me: "Yes, sir, there are, why?:"

 

Person: "I'm allergic to em."

 

 

 

THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN ASK. @

 

Because if there weren't avocados in the guacamole, then they would order it, but since there is, and they're allergic to them, they didn't. THINK, man!

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Person: "Are there Avocados in your Guacamole?"

 

Me: "Yes, sir, there are, why?:"

 

Person: "I'm allergic to em."

 

 

 

THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN ASK. @

 

 

 

Goddamn guy doesn't know whats in our Guacamole! He should just not be a [kitty] and take his chances. :|

I work at this Mexican grill, (these are two seperate occasions.)

 

 

 

Person: "Are there Avocados in your Guacamole?"

 

Me: "Yes, sir, there are, why?:"

 

Person: "I'm allergic to em."

 

 

 

THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN ASK. @

 

Because if there weren't avocados in the guacamole, then they would order it, but since there is, and they're allergic to them, they didn't. THINK, man!

 

 

 

That.

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