I'm talking about stupid ways of asking you out, apologies, stupid questions, etc.

 

 

 

One of my dad's new employees whose bound to be fired any day, she was just filling in the space in the meantime, was lik OMG OMG OMG, some misfiled this charts so wrong!!! whats the matter? THE Ps ARE NEXT TO THE Qs!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

and my former best friend beat me up twice, for no friggin reason, and you no the apologe i get...

 

person's screename (11:18:55 PM): hey

 

person's screename (11:18:56 PM): sry

 

person's screename (11:18:59 PM): didnt mean too

 

person's screename (11:19:01 PM): love

 

person's screename (11:19:02 PM): u

 

person's screename (11:19:06 PM): byyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

^Note that that is not an exerpt! Thats the whole conversation after not speaking for a week he randomly said that...

I've had someone ask me if I was interested in getting a job in refrigeration... damn dumb blondes.

'Hi I like to order a plain burger'

 

'Will you like cheese with that?'

 

 

 

Or what my friend did

 

'Hi I like to order a plain cheese burger'

 

' With or without cheese?'

 

 

 

what?

Oh I got tons.My friends are such idiots tbh.

 

 

 

"What's an experiment?"

 

"I got 70 out of 100,how many % is that?"

 

Oh and this is a small conversation...This guy's really immature,and when we looked into his health book his pubertal stage was 1 lol.

 

Teacher teaching us basic binary:"Can anyone tell me what 010 means?"

 

Immature bastard:"Its a penis"*starts to laugh like a girl*

 

Me:"You mean that thing you haven't grown yet?"

 

 

 

I mean come on,010 so does not look like a penis,the "1" has to be longer(well now I think about it his penis is probably only slightly bigger than his balls lol.)

 

Or what my friend did

 

'Hi I like to order a plain cheese burger'

 

' With or without cheese?'

 

what?

 

When I order a plain cheeseburger I mean just the meat, cheese, and buns... but it can also be construed as no cheese. So it's a legitimate question I think.

Dude, stop getting smash balls, I want to do my Final Smash.

 

 

 

But seriously. Most of my time is spent online as it's unberarably hot here. Stupidest thing in my everyday life would be "Could I do this?" "No." "Why?" "Because I said so." "I'd like a reason." "No, because you're arguing."

 

 

 

Online it'd have to be "Lol at dis nerd w/his grammer lmfao".

But seriously. Most of my time is spent online as it's unberarably hot here. Stupidest thing in my everyday life would be "Could I do this?" "No." "Why?" "Because I said so." "I'd like a reason." "No, because you're arguing."

 

 

 

I'm going to guess that's a parent you have this conversation with. If it happens every day, that should probably be a hint to not ask "Why?" Accept the "NO" and move on.

 

 

 

As for me, this is the stupidest conversation I've ever had.

 

 

 

Nub: Want 2 b my gf?

 

Me: No

 

Nub: Why not?

 

Me: Because pixel dating is for n00bs

 

Nub: Wuts a pixel?

When someone said that bacon came from a 'pork' instead of a pig.

 

 

 

 

 

#-o

M= Me, F = Friend

 

 

 

F="Hey will you pass me the tipex"

 

M=*passes over a bottle of tipex*

 

F="That's not the tipex"

 

M="ye it is"

 

F="whatever man you're a [bleep]in idiot"

Whats tipex?

"Can I ask a stupid question?"

 

 

 

No. your stupidity offends me on so many levels that stupidity in interrogative form is simply impossible for me to comprehend and thus your efforts of asking said question would be in vain.

 

 

 

also in health class my friend says to me "whats an immune system?"

Overheard two first years at school talking:

 

-What's the capital of china?

 

~Dunno..

 

-Bangkok..haha *punches guy in testicles*

 

 

 

At least get the country right... #-o

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Yay \

 

 

 

Hey Mcneil,whats the capital of Thailand?

Being Canadian in the states this is one I get asked a surprising amount...

 

 

 

"Can you say my name in Canadian?"

 

Sure, what's your name?

 

"Paul"

 

Then your name in Canadian is Paul... IT"S NOT A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE!

*Guards crotch*

 

 

 

...Bangkok...

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

Being Canadian in the states this is one I get asked a surprising amount...

 

 

 

"Can you say my name in Canadian?"

 

Sure, what's your name?

 

"Paul"

 

Then your name in Canadian is Paul... IT"S NOT A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE!

 

What sort of Canadian are you,then?French?Because if you can speak French I wouldn't mind some practice,since I'm taking it as an exam soon enough.

 

 

 

Haha Mcneil you really know your locations =P

 

 

 

Oh the capital of Singapore is Sentosa(just kidding,its Singapore=D)

"I don't know how to sweep a floor..." ................................... :|

 

 

 

@ plain cheese burger comment..

 

 

 

Maybe I'm not so bright but asking for a plain cheese burger would throw me off guard as well...

 

 

 

So.. what do you want off it to make it plain? If you just want a cheese burger, why can't you just order "cheese burger" lol

(Some random kid we met while hanging with my girlfriend) [in a high-pitched voice] "Girlfriends? You guys must be queers.."

 

 

 

Woot! 2nd page ftw \

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"I heard the moon fell on Egypt!" - some kid talking about the tsunamis a few years back in the Indian Ocean.

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"I heard the moon fell on Egypt!" - some kid talking about the tsunamis a few years back in the Indian Ocean.

 

 

 

First Quote: Oh your cool, not.

 

Second Quote: That made me smile lol

I told one of my friends that I was an atheist. He says

 

"So I've been friends with a satanist? (jokingly)"

 

 

 

:roll:

"Marijuana is bad"

 

 

 

Sorry, just had to mention it.

 

 

 

Oh and the guy with the God comment makes a legitimate point.

 

 

 

See if for example I told people I could fly, not with any sort of device, but actually fly of my own volition - theoretically it's possible. I mean, I could have been abducted by aliens and they could have bathed me in some sort of flying-liquid that magically allows me to distort space-time itself and fly. Some bs like that. Tremendously unlikely, but can you say for certain that it hasn't happened? The point I'm trying to make here is that usually, in society, people don't just go on "faith". If, as said earlier, I told you I could fly, you would not believe me until I showed you. For some weird reason, this concept is reversed for religion, and religion alone. Suddenly blind faith is acceptable, and the only evidence given for it is evidence that can only be considered evidence if you are a "believer" in the first place. Sort of like saying the Bible is the word of God, because it is the word of God.

 

 

 

The guy with the "not the place" comment also makes a legitimate point, and therefore, in the interest of not starting an argument, I'll call it quits on the religion issue.

"hit me"

 

my mate getting beat up at school so he wants me to hit him in face so his mum will take him out of school :wall:

 

still dont know why i had to do it if he was getting beat up -.-

"What do you call for 911????????"------ from the show ed ed and eddy xD

Stupid comments, eh?

 

 

 

"Is the Qur'an the bible of the Jews?" - Some bloke I used to go to school with.

 

 

 

"So you mean that we like don't have to go to school tomorrow?" - Some blokette in my class.

 

"No, it's not like that, it is that!" - Teacher's response towards unwise use of the word "like" :lol: (Sadly, this incident lost some meaning in the translation from Norwegian to English)

 

 

 

"LOL NO!" - My mum when I asked her if I was planned. :|

 

 

 

"You don't want to know why your parents got a divorce." - My stepfather to the nine year-old me who of course would settle with that, and not wonder about that matter. :-k