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The Stupidest Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You

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You continue to dig yourself into a hole. Who's to say I'm Christian? Maybe I'm an athiest. What now?

 

 

 

Your mom, thats wut

 

 

 

This man is proff that we need to have a damn IQ test before we allow people into OT.

 

 

 

Then people will simply look up on the answer on the internet.

 

 

 

If they want in, they'll cheat.

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Whenever I tell people whats wrong with my right eye ( it died when I was 7 or so, I don't know nothing), and I got a surgery, you know-dig it out, shove a fake looking on in there that moves based on muscle movemenet.

 

So anyway. Whenever people ask me whats wrong with my eye(It moves a little slower and doesn't move when I turn my head), I tell them I can see out of it.

 

Respond?

 

What do you see out of it?

 

I hate explaining it.

 

 

 

Yea, i hate that too. Except mines not fake. I must have explained whats wrong with my eye at least 500 times already.

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"KILL THE WICKED BUDDHIST!"

 

Those who said that should be heavily rehabilitated, and whoever brainwashed them should be shot.

 

 

 

 

You don't eat fish, eggs, or meat because you're Hindu, do you drink milk?

 

That's actually not a stupid question. There are several stages of vegetarianism, and quite a few Hindus eat meat. The fact that you don't eat eggs doesn't have to mean you don't drink milk.

 

If my god started (athiestlolbutwhatever) started spurting out random liquids I wouldn't exactly drink it.

 

 

 

...That sounded very wrong.

 

 

 

 

 

Cows aren't gods to them. They are revered because they are so damn useful. They provide milk and cheese.

 

 

 

It is the representative animal for one of their gods though, I think Krishna. Hindus don't worship animals. They aren't even polytheistic, they are monistic.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

Jesus christ, you christians need to grow a humerus :lol:

 

If I were Henry Jones I,and you my son,I'd slap you.

 

Siggied.

 

 

 

OT: "If milk comes from cows, does juice come from horses?"

Whenever I tell people whats wrong with my right eye ( it died when I was 7 or so, I don't know nothing), and I got a surgery, you know-dig it out, shove a fake looking on in there that moves based on muscle movemenet.

 

 

 

So anyway. Whenever people ask me whats wrong with my eye(It moves a little slower and doesn't move when I turn my head), I tell them I can see out of it.

 

 

 

Respond?

 

What do you see out of it?

 

 

 

I hate explaining it.

 

 

 

I get that too,just with worse English.Imagine a gangster coming up to you and he's younger than you...He says "Eh your eye what happen!?" I feel like punching his eye and asking that.

 

 

 

Oh yay some one gets that reference!

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

"Chickens don't make Hitlers"

 

 

 

My friend said this at school one day because him (let's call him A) and two other friends (B and C), and I were talking about cloning, specifically, Hitler. B is kind of stupid, so he said that the clone was hatched from an egg. C is like an uber genius so he tells us exactly how it works. Of course, B being so stupid says "No! They're hatched!" Then A says, "No you {cabbage} idiot! Chickens don't make Hitlers!"

Girl1: I don't like celery. The veins get stuck in my teeth.

 

Girl2: Veins? What animal does celery come from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#-o fail

Girl1: I don't like celery. The veins get stuck in my teeth.

 

Girl2: Veins? What animal does celery come from?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#-o fail

 

fail!!! they were suppose to say it to you! :P

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

He's right, Happy. Most of your posts are a tad less intelligent than you seem to believe.

 

 

 

The stupidest thing anyone ever said to me? "You're not as cool as you think you are."

 

 

 

Seriously man, what's up with that?

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

"Hey,Dylan,lend me your drumsticks?"

 

 

 

He ended up hiting my knuckles with them...Now they're wrapped up,and bathing is kinda hard.Hate re-wrapping it tbh.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

basically all of my friends attepts at a sentence on MSN #-o

 

 

 

heres something he just said "You Friday Nite" for which he is trying to say is "are you going to youth on friday Night?" (he speaks english, it's his only language and he is 15) he was asking because he wants me to meet his gf (if he types like that for everyone I feel sorry for her)

Steam | PM me for BBM PIN

 

Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming!

 

Wow you've been here for what like two weeks? And you're already starting to act like your king [cabbage] of tip it. People who accuse others of lack of balls over the internets have no balls themselves, its a common fact. In fact everything I've typed on this thread except for this post right here has not been said to you, therefore you fail.

 

And you're the king of Tip.It? :o

 

 

 

There's probably been stupider, but in science a while ago...

 

Girl: Hey, there's hydrogen in CO2 right?

 

She said "CO2", not "carbon dioxide." I might have understood if she said "carbon dioxide", but come on...

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

 

Wow you've been here for what like two weeks? And you're already starting to act like your king [cabbage] of tip it. People who accuse others of lack of balls over the internets have no balls themselves, its a common fact. In fact everything I've typed on this thread except for this post right here has not been said to you, therefore you fail.

 

And you're the king of Tip.It? :o

 

 

 

There's probably been stupider, but in science a while ago...

 

Girl: Hey, there's hydrogen in CO2 right?

 

She said "CO2", not "carbon dioxide." I might have understood if she said "carbon dioxide", but come on...

 

No, I think even carbon dioxide pretty much speaks for itself.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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stupidest thing ever

 

 

 

"i visited Micheal Jackson's house and loved it"

 

 

 

"im going to name my baby sasuke"

 

 

 

"hey were going to the bathroom wanna come? (group of guys)

the mods are riding my ass for it

 

 

 

Shouldn't that be

 

We all know the Tip.it rules Lenin?

 

 

 

In the world minus Soviet Russia, Lenin kills you. In Soviet Russia, Lenin still kills you.

 

 

 

Remember, we're talking about someone who has blood 3 1/3 times the strength of Jesus'. There's no escape.

 

 

 

OT: "I'm thinking about getting a mac as my next computer...It's going to be a gaming computer.".... #-o I hate the technologically delayed. Btw, that conversation was shortened, but that's the essentials.

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

i hear a knock on my door.

 

 

 

person at door: goodbye

 

 

 

me: ???

 

 

 

person at door: leaves and drives away

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a friend of mine got a pm ingame saying: "sorry, wrong number". that was kinda random since thats all the guy said :?

Why even try with that idiot? Honestly, there is no point whatsoever. I'd get better replies if I argued with a tree stump.
[08/07/2008 14:06:00] Tom says: I got your PM

 

[08/07/2008 14:06:08] Tom says: I sent the money back and tried to call the post office

 

[08/07/2008 14:06:12] Tom says: they have no idea where the case has gone ¬_¬

 

[08/07/2008 14:06:50] the123king - josh says: :o

 

[08/07/2008 14:07:29] the123king - josh says: Heh, looks like i'm gonna have to look on ebay again :(

 

[08/07/2008 14:07:54] Tom says: D: yeah

 

[08/07/2008 14:08:22] the123king - josh says: Well, that's the royal mail for ya. I'll get it in a few months. I'll probably get it for my birthday :|

 

[08/07/2008 14:08:30] Tom says: heh

 

[08/07/2008 14:08:31] Tom says: yeah

 

 

 

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! How can you lose an ATX case in THE POST?!?! It's a huge box, how the hell can you lose a huge box weighing 8kg in THE POST?!

 

 

 

Royal Mail sucks.

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Our editor in chief at the place I work at emailed this to our web manager at work just now:

 

 

 

How do I turn down my keyboard? I can't type while on the phone because it is too loud.

 

 

 

:shock:

"Is the other side of the world all water?" - a classmate a few years ago upon looking at a map of the world.

 

 

 

"Do they dry them with towels?" - the previously mentioned classmate after learning that centuries ago people dried fish to preserve them.

"If hes kissing that guy, that means the other guy is gay too!"

The Stupidest Thing You Have Ever Said To Anyone....

 

 

 

"It's either her or me"

 

to my gf because she's been ignoring me when her cousin is there when i am too...

 

 

 

:wall:

 

idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot.........

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"Stop talking with food in your mouth" - My big sister zhile she had food in her mouth (she didnt say it to me).

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I work at this Mexican grill, (these are two seperate occasions.)

 

 

 

Person: "Are there Avocados in your Guacamole?"

 

Me: "Yes, sir, there are, why?:"

 

Person: "I'm allergic to em."

 

 

 

THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN ASK. @

 

 

 

Then:

 

 

 

Me: "Hi, would you like to try our corn salsa?"

 

Person: "Is there corn in it?"

 

Me: "Yes ma'am, it's corn salsa."

 

 

 

Omg. :-#

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
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