July 2, 200818 yr Here is my story I am boy scouts, yes hahah roflmuchNOT im almost eagle guys so chill. I was at summer camp with about 43 other kids. ALLL CATHOLIC This troop belongs to a catholic church. no black/brown/nonwhite/noncatholic kids, except for me, brown/buddhist. So I'm playing euchre with my group and this first year scout is playing chess against black pieces and decides to yell: "KILL THE WICKED BUDDHIST!" "HE BELIEVES IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS" "HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD" (he is talking about the black king) I finished the hand and my friends are all like: go beat his [wagon]. I slap my hands on the table and rattle some chess pieces and say: Me:What the hell did you just say? him: Buddhists are evil and wicked Me: why? him: they don't believe in god and believe in imaginary friends. Me: some people here may be offended by that, that is offensive. Him: we are all catholic, no one is offended. Me: Think twice....( narb,,,,PSHYAWWWW *smack* ty for whip.) Him: what? Me: I'm buddhist, that's right. You have no idea what the hell you just said did you? You don't even know where buddhists come from, your parents probably told you that we came from the depths of hell? You oughtta check the internet, read a book or go to a temple and see what buddhism is before you say any kind of bullsiht like that. Your racist and your the last person anyone needs on this earth. Him: wat. Adults watching the scene: OMG OWNED lmao sharee omfg rfl owned hax!1!! lmfao gF m8. well, why do people have such animosity against THEE MOST PEACEFUL PEOPLE EVER TO WALK TO PLANET. Another time, 2 years ago at summer camp. Kid 1: Why won't you play with Dillon? (me) Noob: I don't want to. Me: ? Kid 1: whY? Noob: because he is a ni**er Me: LFMAFAOFAFOAOO OOOOO ROFL COPTERRR Kid 1: ROFLALMFOAFMAOFMAOMFOFMAOFMAO Me: you idiot, im sri lankan, not black. gf m8. someone told me: How much futt could a buck futter fut if a buck futter couldn't buck fut? This has nothing to do with the topic but it was the funniest thing ever. There were about 400 people in the camp for the week. The campfire got rained out and we had to move it into the pavilion. Im sitting with my troop and this kid gets up to pee. He walks at least 5 feet away from the pavilion (everyone can still see him) and starts peeing. Im like, hey brian, that kid is peeing right next to us. I look back over and his PANTS ARE ALL THE WAY DOWN and the FULL MOON CAME OUT. This kid in our troop yells: FULLL MOOON and the whole pavilion looks over and cracks up in laughter. 2nd troll to 840+ post count.
July 2, 200818 yr One thing among the most stupid said to my Hindu friend known on TIF as Deathskully: Do you speak Indian? :wall: Another: You don't eat fish, eggs, or meat because you're Hindu, do you drink milk?
July 2, 200818 yr "KILL THE WICKED BUDDHIST!" Those who said that should be heavily rehabilitated, and whoever brainwashed them should be shot. You don't eat fish, eggs, or meat because you're Hindu, do you drink milk? That's actually not a stupid question. There are several stages of vegetarianism, and quite a few Hindus eat meat. The fact that you don't eat eggs doesn't have to mean you don't drink milk. Filesharer.org - Upload your mugshot to support The Pirate Bay!
July 2, 200818 yr That kid who was racist is a moron less deservant of existance than the imaginary friends he talked about. I am athiest, and i no that no buddhist deserves that, as (in my own oppinion) buddhists have most morals and are most peacefull out of every religeon. When someone is racist, do what you did then and verbally hit them with a gravity hammer (halo 3 refrence...). 8-) To unspam: Someone once asked me: hi connor (my name) , hey whats your name..? Gf reality... I love this sig.
July 3, 200818 yr "excuse me, am i going the right way?" #-o That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
July 3, 200818 yr "you should try a game called runescape" When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
July 3, 200818 yr "Hey are aeroplanes made out of light metals so they can float on water?" And some more... I keep a record of the stupid things he says, so when I find them... :P Doomy edit: I like sheep
July 3, 200818 yr "Can I ask you a question?" And my inner jerk tells me to say, That was it, and walk away. Still alive, still alive.
July 4, 200818 yr in grade 6 my friend asked what 9/11 was. [Admin Edit: Attempting to publicly humiliate a user in your signature is inappropriate] Quit Runescape... Dec 2001 - Jan 2008 on and off... mostly off.
July 4, 200818 yr "Do you have the correct time?" Response: No I don't have the right *$@%ing time, I just carry this watch with me everywhere I go for no god damn reason. It's not 2:53 thats for &@!#ing sure! And just like Lenin's joke you keep going and even throw in a threat or two in an attempt to get them to go away.
July 4, 200818 yr this happened A LOT last year friend: im sorry. me: sorry about what? you didnt do anything friend: do you accept my apologies? yes or no? me: what are you apologizing for? friend: do you accept my apologies? yes or no? me: ok i accept your apologies. what did you apologized for, anyways? friend: nothing, i just felt guilty note that it was always the same friend who said that like 4 times a day everyday Why even try with that idiot? Honestly, there is no point whatsoever. I'd get better replies if I argued with a tree stump.
July 4, 200818 yr this happened A LOT last year friend: im sorry. me: sorry about what? you didnt do anything friend: do you accept my apologies? yes or no? me: what are you apologizing for? friend: do you accept my apologies? yes or no? me: ok i accept your apologies. what did you apologized for, anyways? friend: nothing, i just felt guilty note that it was always the same friend who said that like 4 times a day everyday I thought he was about to kick you in the balls tbh.
July 4, 200818 yr When I was 11, someone whipped me with a branch and it went through my eye. I started crying on the floor in excruciating pain, and someone says "Daniel, are you okay?"
July 5, 200818 yr "Hey Ms. Connors, want a condom?" It was Health Fair Day at school, and the people gave out free condoms to everyone who asked, even infertile, immature eighth graders :P Avatar by Unoalexi!
July 5, 200818 yr "Hey Ms. Connors, want a condom?" It was Health Fair Day at school, and the people gave out free condoms to everyone who asked, even infertile, immature eighth graders :P How is that stupid? Never know when she might end up with some guy from a bar and needs one. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
July 5, 200818 yr "Hey, you're here." (No kidding, you're not talking to me or whatsoever.) When I just fell out of a climbing rack, I went to lie down on a couch to get a little rest while waiting for my mother to get me to the hospital (I was 8). I remember two comments "are you dead?" and "are you OK?" Also, it is not our fault if the store doesn't have an item. I can't tell you how many times people have began to yell at me because they have been driving around town looking for "Kloopindyhmer's pickeled cornflakes". If no one else will eat it, we won't sell it. This happens about twice a day while working at a helpdesk. People seem to think I, personal, shut their phone off on purpose and the only reason is to harm them. When everything's been said and done, more has been said than done.All skills 80+
July 6, 200818 yr "I wonder what ice cubes are made of" Ok, it wasn't said to me, it was said by a friend of mine to another friend of mine. (Actually the latter isn't a friend of mine anymore. She started on cigarettes, and smokes now 24/7. Nobody can stand the smell, and even though we tell her otherwise, she insists it isn't as bad for her as pot. We good luck with that lung cancer. Hope it dont kill you too fast.)
July 6, 200818 yr " Aren't homosexuals gay?" You got that from the picture "HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY" in the funny picture thread didn't you. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
July 6, 200818 yr Jesus christ, you christians need to grow a humerus :lol: You continue to dig yourself into a hole. Who's to say I'm Christian? Maybe I'm an athiest. What now? Your mom, thats wut
July 6, 200818 yr Your mom, thats wut How do you get away with this stuff? Anyways, the dumbest thing I ever heard: "You suck." People need to get their heads out of the clouds. :roll:
July 6, 200818 yr Jesus christ, you christians need to grow a humerus :lol: You continue to dig yourself into a hole. Who's to say I'm Christian? Maybe I'm an athiest. What now? Your mom, thats wut This man is proff that we need to have a damn IQ test before we allow people into OT. Internet Marketing For Newbies
July 6, 200818 yr Whenever I tell people whats wrong with my right eye ( it died when I was 7 or so, I don't know nothing), and I got a surgery, you know-dig it out, shove a fake looking on in there that moves based on muscle movemenet. So anyway. Whenever people ask me whats wrong with my eye(It moves a little slower and doesn't move when I turn my head), I tell them I can see out of it. Respond? What do you see out of it? I hate explaining it. Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
July 6, 200818 yr Jesus christ, you christians need to grow a humerus :lol: You continue to dig yourself into a hole. Who's to say I'm Christian? Maybe I'm an athiest. What now? Your mom, thats wut OMG J00 50 7074LLY V3RB4LLY PWN3D H1M!!!1!!!!!!!!1 since when is there people inmature enough to say "your mom" and still think they are being funny here on TIF? Why even try with that idiot? Honestly, there is no point whatsoever. I'd get better replies if I argued with a tree stump.
July 6, 200818 yr Whens someone told me they go to church. I'm gonna hear it for that one. Also dragoon, you have the honor of being in my sig now. Yay \ Hey Mcneil,whats the capital of Thailand? Um.. Beijing.. duh. In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers. Alansson Alansson, woo woo woo! Pink owns yes, just like you!GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO!
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