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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

  • muggiwhplar
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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

 

While the debate is interesting seeing so many acronyms is like taking a cold shower in a porno

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Rpg, if you like controversial art, look up Robert Mapplethorpe. IF YOU DARE!!!

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Just so we are all clear here.

 

We take the posting of child pornography, or anything that could be remotely considered child pornography, extremely seriously. I realize that this was not the intention but no matter how artistic you're trying to be, posting images of children in any state of undress or sexual/sensual context is highly inappropriate and will be removed immediately and any member doing so will face a lengthy ban.

 

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So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually...

Everybody's a critic :P

 

google'd Robert Mapplethorpe's art. I think I missing the juicy stuff. What's his theme other than black and white?

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Homoeroticism, BDSM, and coprophagia apparently >_>

 

I haven't actually seen any of his stuff, nor do I really want to lol. My brother was at a Stanley Kubrick exhibit a while back and they featured Maplethorpe's stuff as well. He thought it was pretty disturbing and told me about it lol

 

...but we're getting off topic now lol

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Wow, some serious threats here... Seriously change the topic, it is my favourite thread on TIF and this discussion is making me sick. i have been raised conservatively, and what might seem normal to you 'mericans isn't normal here. For example, girls sticking pics of boys they know in real life on their walls... That really happened to my mate who was in America as an exchange student for a year. And we really don't have anything like that in here.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

...in other news, I bought a pair of shoe lifts for when I go out with girls who are taller than me, or slightly shorter but wear heels. They're awkward as [bleep], lol.

 

Also:

 

 

:lol:

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That might be bad for your back, but I imagine you've considered that.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Nope! :lol:

 

Only going to be wearing them when I go on dates with taller women, not all the time. So in other words, not very often.

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Cool.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

How often do you date girls taller than you? I've never managed to see up close one...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

I haven't dated any taller women yet; but that's because when I do my searches, I filter out women who are the same height as me or taller. Now I can widen my search by about 2 inches.

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That's what she said.

Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.
[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]

my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them me

Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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How tall are you muggi?

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

5'8 barefoot. So, taller than most girls :D

 

Yeah that's still fairly tall. I think the average woman is what, 5'5?

 

It's been a while since I've met a woman taller than me...

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

Must be nice haha. Being 5'4" forces my filter to be a lot more...stringent, to say the least haha. I don't think height is really that much of a dealbreaker though seeing as the last two girls that have expressed interest in me were 2-4 inches taller, but then again nothing happened there and I have met girls who said they would never date a guy shorter than them. Depends on the girl I guess.

I feel pretty awkward here as I'm like 6ft tall. :P

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Ezee, think 6 ft 7 here...

Kinda makes one think a bit more about girls, since a foot of a difference starts to become a bit too much.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

Lol, a girl I just messaged replied back:

 

Your straight forward. Your profile shows a bit of confidence in who you are as a person. You seem goal oriented. Where is the fun. Where is the spontinuity

 

Reminds me of that video I just posted. "I want a man who's hard-working and consistent... but fun and spontaneous!" :lol:

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Lol, a girl I just messaged replied back:

 

Your straight forward. Your profile shows a bit of confidence in who you are as a person. You seem goal oriented. Where is the fun. Where is the spontinuity

 

Reminds me of that video I just posted. "I want a man who's hard-working and consistent... but fun and spontaneous!" :lol:

 

The spelling and grammar alone is a complete turn off...is there something wrong with me? :P

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

No there's nothing wrong with you. I too feel a slight twinge in my stomach whenever a girl confuses your and you're.

 

I'M LOOKING AT YOU, RANDOX!!!

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You should message back "you're"

I'm 6'5" so in all honesty I've never met a girl taller than me.

 

And yes, improper use of your/you're there/their/they're is a pretty big turn off. In Randox's case though we'll forgive her because she's awesome. :grin:

 

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So, Kaida is the real version of every fictional science-badass? That explains a lot, actually...

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