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While the debate is interesting seeing so many acronyms is like taking a cold shower in a porno

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Just so we are all clear here.

 

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Everybody's a critic :P

 

google'd Robert Mapplethorpe's art. I think I missing the juicy stuff. What's his theme other than black and white?

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Homoeroticism, BDSM, and coprophagia apparently >_>

 

I haven't actually seen any of his stuff, nor do I really want to lol. My brother was at a Stanley Kubrick exhibit a while back and they featured Maplethorpe's stuff as well. He thought it was pretty disturbing and told me about it lol

 

...but we're getting off topic now lol

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Wow, some serious threats here... Seriously change the topic, it is my favourite thread on TIF and this discussion is making me sick. i have been raised conservatively, and what might seem normal to you 'mericans isn't normal here. For example, girls sticking pics of boys they know in real life on their walls... That really happened to my mate who was in America as an exchange student for a year. And we really don't have anything like that in here.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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That might be bad for your back, but I imagine you've considered that.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Cool.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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How often do you date girls taller than you? I've never managed to see up close one...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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That's what she said.

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Buying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.

Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:

your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupine

The only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it.

 


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5'8 barefoot. So, taller than most girls :D

 

Yeah that's still fairly tall. I think the average woman is what, 5'5?

 

It's been a while since I've met a woman taller than me...

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Must be nice haha. Being 5'4" forces my filter to be a lot more...stringent, to say the least haha. I don't think height is really that much of a dealbreaker though seeing as the last two girls that have expressed interest in me were 2-4 inches taller, but then again nothing happened there and I have met girls who said they would never date a guy shorter than them. Depends on the girl I guess.

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Ezee, think 6 ft 7 here...

Kinda makes one think a bit more about girls, since a foot of a difference starts to become a bit too much.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Lol, a girl I just messaged replied back:

 

Your straight forward. Your profile shows a bit of confidence in who you are as a person. You seem goal oriented. Where is the fun. Where is the spontinuity

 

Reminds me of that video I just posted. "I want a man who's hard-working and consistent... but fun and spontaneous!" :lol:

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Lol, a girl I just messaged replied back:

 

Your straight forward. Your profile shows a bit of confidence in who you are as a person. You seem goal oriented. Where is the fun. Where is the spontinuity

 

Reminds me of that video I just posted. "I want a man who's hard-working and consistent... but fun and spontaneous!" :lol:

 

The spelling and grammar alone is a complete turn off...is there something wrong with me? :P

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I'm 6'5" so in all honesty I've never met a girl taller than me.

 

And yes, improper use of your/you're there/their/they're is a pretty big turn off. In Randox's case though we'll forgive her because she's awesome. :grin:

 

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