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I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D

 

 

 

I also love the episode where Joe's friends come to peter's resteraunt and Peter says something along the lines of "Aw man, I hope they don't have that bandannad disabled vetera- Oop! there he is.

 

*Guy rolls up in a wheelchair and a bandanna*

 

"I've seen some things maaan... and some stuff! Wouldn't reccomend it!"

 

 

 

Also I can't wait until the new SW/FG thing comes out called "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"

 

Also also, I can't wait until the Cleveland spin-off (I have a feeling that it won't fail like American Dad :wall: )

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I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D

 

 

 

I also love the episode where Joe's friends come to peter's resteraunt and Peter says something along the lines of "Aw man, I hope they don't have that bandannad disabled vetera- Oop! there he is.

 

*Guy rolls up in a wheelchair and a bandanna*

 

"I've seen some things maaan... and some stuff! Wouldn't reccomend it!"

 

 

 

Also I can't wait until the new SW/FG thing comes out called "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"

 

Also also, I can't wait until the Cleveland spin-off (I have a feeling that it won't fail like American Dad :wall: )

 

 

 

American Dad didn't fail. I myself find new episodes of American Dad much more entertaining than Family Guy.

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This is from the episode where Peter tries to find his own religion.

 

 

 

 

-Peter tackles Hindu guy-

 

Hindu: What did you do that for!?

 

Peter: That dot on your head, I thought it was a sniper rifle.

 

Hindu: Peter, this dot represents spiritual alignment. It represents the new life in the next world, & all the cosmic flow. [something like that]

 

Peter: Like a [Woman's reproductive organ]?

 

Hindu: Get out.

 

 

 

 

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Whats that poking me?

 

Nothing, nothing. Its just my penis.

 

 

 

Louis: When me and my friends had sleepovers we would practice kissing guys. Everyone pair up!

 

(Later)

 

Louis hears a smacking sound from behind the couch. "CHRIS!"

 

Chris: I'm almost done mom

 

Louis: Finish then go to your room!

 

 

 

Brian: Um...I was planning on doing something...uh, yeah me and Chris were planning on doing whatever he does on Thursday afternoons.

 

Chris: I masterbate

 

Brian: Yeah, I am going to masterbate with chris.

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Whats that poking me?

 

Nothing, nothing. Its just my penis.

 

 

 

Louis: When me and my friends had sleepovers we would practice kissing guys. Everyone pair up!

 

(Later)

 

Louis hears a smacking sound from behind the couch. "CHRIS!"

 

Chris: I'm almost done mom

 

Louis: Finish then go to your room!

 

 

 

Brian: Um...I was planning on doing something...uh, yeah me and Chris were planning on doing whatever he does on Thursday afternoons.

 

Chris: I masterbate

 

Brian: Yeah, I am going to masterbate with chris.

 

 

 

You really like the masturbation jokes...

 

 

 

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(Sings never gonna give you up)

 

Kid: I didn't like any of that!

 

 

 

(Peters about to have sex with Louis's mom...Louis's dad walks by)

 

Dad: Why are you naked in my house?

 

Peter: Why aren't you?

 

Dad: Your pretty good...

 

 

 

Louis: You have a whole show on your network called animals humping...

 

 

 

When Stewie keeps bugging louis with all the variations on Mom...

 

 

 

When Stewie hurts himself after killing Louis.

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(Sings never gonna give you up)

 

Kid: I didn't like any of that!

 

 

 

(Peters about to have sex with Lois's mom...Louis's dad walks by)

 

Dad: Why are you naked in my house?

 

Peter: Why aren't you?

 

Dad: You're all right.

 

 

 

Lois: You have a whole show on your network called animals humping...

 

 

 

When Stewie keeps bugging Lois with all the variations on Mom...

 

 

 

When Stewie hurts himself after killing Lois.

 

 

 

[bleep]ing Fix'd.

 

 

 

Honestly...

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I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D

 

 

 

I also love the episode where Joe's friends come to peter's resteraunt and Peter says something along the lines of "Aw man, I hope they don't have that bandannad disabled vetera- Oop! there he is.

 

*Guy rolls up in a wheelchair and a bandanna*

 

"I've seen some things maaan... and some stuff! Wouldn't reccomend it!"

 

 

 

Also I can't wait until the new SW/FG thing comes out called "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"

 

Also also, I can't wait until the Cleveland spin-off (I have a feeling that it won't fail like American Dad :wall: )

 

 

 

American Dad (the last season especially) is a hell of a lot funnier than the last season of Family guy. Both are still funny shows, but American Dad really had a lot of laugh out loud moments.

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I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D

 

 

 

 

"They are stealing my water!!!"

 

 

 

He's the best character too IMO, any episode with him in it is great.

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Meg: Dad, tell me the story of when i was born.

 

 

 

Peter: We got half way home from the hospital before we realised we had the afterbirth. Happy Now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chris(Luke Skywalker): "YOu mean you don't believe in the force?"

 

Peter(Han Solo): "Oh you mean that thing you just learned about like 3 hours ago, and am now judging me for not believing?"

 

 

 

During Blue Harvest.

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Italian guy: Hey shuddupa with the noise-a

 

Italian guy2: Hey you shuddupa with the noise-a

 

Italian guy3: Hey shuddupa with the shuddupa

 

Italian guy4: No you shuddupa with the shuddupa

 

Italian guy5: Why you no shuddupa now-a my-a dog-a wona shuddupa

 

Italian guy6: Hey i forgotta my head

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I love the gay guy and the random characters his voice is used for.

 

For instance:

 

"Hey y'all it's mayor bee. First order of business, free honey for everyone! Yay mayor bee, yay mayor bee! Ouch! Oops, gone and stung myself, goodbye world!"

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I love the gay guy and the random characters his voice is used for.

 

For instance:

 

"Hey y'all it's mayor bee. First order of business, free honey for everyone! Yay mayor bee, yay mayor bee! Ouch! Oops, gone and stung myself, goodbye world!"

 

Oh nooooooooooooo

 

 

 

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That video made me remember my all time favorite family guy line.

 

 

 

Herbert's sitting at home wathcing T.V....

 

Announcer: And now back to our full day coverage of the little-league world series.

 

Herbert: Jackpot!

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