January 3, 200917 yr I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D I also love the episode where Joe's friends come to peter's resteraunt and Peter says something along the lines of "Aw man, I hope they don't have that bandannad disabled vetera- Oop! there he is. *Guy rolls up in a wheelchair and a bandanna* "I've seen some things maaan... and some stuff! Wouldn't reccomend it!" Also I can't wait until the new SW/FG thing comes out called "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side" Also also, I can't wait until the Cleveland spin-off (I have a feeling that it won't fail like American Dad :wall: )
January 3, 200917 yr I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D I also love the episode where Joe's friends come to peter's resteraunt and Peter says something along the lines of "Aw man, I hope they don't have that bandannad disabled vetera- Oop! there he is. *Guy rolls up in a wheelchair and a bandanna* "I've seen some things maaan... and some stuff! Wouldn't reccomend it!" Also I can't wait until the new SW/FG thing comes out called "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side" Also also, I can't wait until the Cleveland spin-off (I have a feeling that it won't fail like American Dad :wall: ) American Dad didn't fail. I myself find new episodes of American Dad much more entertaining than Family Guy.
January 4, 200917 yr This is from the episode where Peter tries to find his own religion. -Peter tackles Hindu guy- Hindu: What did you do that for!? Peter: That dot on your head, I thought it was a sniper rifle. Hindu: Peter, this dot represents spiritual alignment. It represents the new life in the next world, & all the cosmic flow. [something like that] Peter: Like a [Woman's reproductive organ]? Hindu: Get out. LAWL. Only fear God,Know the weapons of the weak,The weakness of the hard.
January 4, 200917 yr Whats that poking me? Nothing, nothing. Its just my penis. Louis: When me and my friends had sleepovers we would practice kissing guys. Everyone pair up! (Later) Louis hears a smacking sound from behind the couch. "CHRIS!" Chris: I'm almost done mom Louis: Finish then go to your room! Brian: Um...I was planning on doing something...uh, yeah me and Chris were planning on doing whatever he does on Thursday afternoons. Chris: I masterbate Brian: Yeah, I am going to masterbate with chris.
January 4, 200917 yr Whats that poking me? Nothing, nothing. Its just my penis. Louis: When me and my friends had sleepovers we would practice kissing guys. Everyone pair up! (Later) Louis hears a smacking sound from behind the couch. "CHRIS!" Chris: I'm almost done mom Louis: Finish then go to your room! Brian: Um...I was planning on doing something...uh, yeah me and Chris were planning on doing whatever he does on Thursday afternoons. Chris: I masterbate Brian: Yeah, I am going to masterbate with chris. You really like the masturbation jokes... :|
January 5, 200917 yr Here's another one. -Peter is at a public internet cafe looking at porn... naked.- Peter: Yeah.. You're my Asian Loise... Only fear God,Know the weapons of the weak,The weakness of the hard.
January 5, 200917 yr (Sings never gonna give you up) Kid: I didn't like any of that! (Peters about to have sex with Louis's mom...Louis's dad walks by) Dad: Why are you naked in my house? Peter: Why aren't you? Dad: Your pretty good... Louis: You have a whole show on your network called animals humping... When Stewie keeps bugging louis with all the variations on Mom... When Stewie hurts himself after killing Louis.
January 6, 200917 yr (Sings never gonna give you up) Kid: I didn't like any of that! (Peters about to have sex with Lois's mom...Louis's dad walks by) Dad: Why are you naked in my house? Peter: Why aren't you? Dad: You're all right. Lois: You have a whole show on your network called animals humping... When Stewie keeps bugging Lois with all the variations on Mom... When Stewie hurts himself after killing Lois. [bleep]ing Fix'd. Honestly... Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
January 6, 200917 yr I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D I also love the episode where Joe's friends come to peter's resteraunt and Peter says something along the lines of "Aw man, I hope they don't have that bandannad disabled vetera- Oop! there he is. *Guy rolls up in a wheelchair and a bandanna* "I've seen some things maaan... and some stuff! Wouldn't reccomend it!" Also I can't wait until the new SW/FG thing comes out called "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side" Also also, I can't wait until the Cleveland spin-off (I have a feeling that it won't fail like American Dad :wall: ) American Dad (the last season especially) is a hell of a lot funnier than the last season of Family guy. Both are still funny shows, but American Dad really had a lot of laugh out loud moments.
January 7, 200917 yr I might get flamed but Mayer West is the funniest character and my favorite on the show :D "They are stealing my water!!!" He's the best character too IMO, any episode with him in it is great. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar!
January 7, 200917 yr Meg: Dad, tell me the story of when i was born. Peter: We got half way home from the hospital before we realised we had the afterbirth. Happy Now? Chris(Luke Skywalker): "YOu mean you don't believe in the force?" Peter(Han Solo): "Oh you mean that thing you just learned about like 3 hours ago, and am now judging me for not believing?" During Blue Harvest. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge
January 9, 200917 yr Italian guy: Hey shuddupa with the noise-a Italian guy2: Hey you shuddupa with the noise-a Italian guy3: Hey shuddupa with the shuddupa Italian guy4: No you shuddupa with the shuddupa Italian guy5: Why you no shuddupa now-a my-a dog-a wona shuddupa Italian guy6: Hey i forgotta my head thanks to mitsubishi64 who made this sig
January 9, 200917 yr Aren't they supposed to be Greek? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
January 9, 200917 yr Nah, you can tell from how they talk thats its an Itailian stereotype. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
January 16, 200917 yr Author Peter's cowboy song it good. [hide=Some bad language in here]"Now we're sitting 'round the campfire, gonna sing this cowboy song (or something like that). Now they're gonna have gay sex, cowboy gay sex.[/hide] ~[Blog]~[CrystalMathLabs]~[Last.fm]~
January 16, 200917 yr I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet... Haha, that's so jacked up I crack up everytime the koolaid guy crashes a courthouse scene Family Force 5
January 25, 200917 yr I love the gay guy and the random characters his voice is used for. For instance: "Hey y'all it's mayor bee. First order of business, free honey for everyone! Yay mayor bee, yay mayor bee! Ouch! Oops, gone and stung myself, goodbye world!"
January 25, 200917 yr I love the gay guy and the random characters his voice is used for. For instance: "Hey y'all it's mayor bee. First order of business, free honey for everyone! Yay mayor bee, yay mayor bee! Ouch! Oops, gone and stung myself, goodbye world!" Oh nooooooooooooo [yt]Dp0k0kr5IPc[/yt] catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
January 25, 200917 yr [yt]lniM7VTl77I[/yt] That guy never gets old. And Prom Night Dumpster Baby. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
January 25, 200917 yr That video made me remember my all time favorite family guy line. Herbert's sitting at home wathcing T.V.... Announcer: And now back to our full day coverage of the little-league world series. Herbert: Jackpot!
January 26, 200917 yr Without a doubt, my favourite moment Is Peter's Petercopter =] And the blimp x]
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