Jacks0n Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Wow, there's been a few, but this one is definately the best. It is from the episode where Family Guy were doing a Castaway spoof. You know, the movie with Tom Hanks? Yea, you get it. Well, Peter comes back and he finds Louis has re-married to Brian. So, Louis is refusing sex from Brian and Louis is sneaking out in the night to be with Peter. Brian eventually gives up and says he would let them get back together. OK here's where the talking starts. "OK Louis, I'll let you get back with Peter." "Thank you Brian! Funny that, it was just when I was about to have sex with you. I was gonna take you up the wall!" (Something along the lines of that.) "Aww damn it. I'm going to the basement." "To do what?" "Whaddaya think!" *The whole family laughs* Stewie: "OK I don't get it, someone's gonna have to explaine this to me." Man, that cracks me up! :lol: Post your Family Guy moments! : ~[Blog]~[CrystalMathLabs]~[Last.fm]~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uldric Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 When I crashed my car drunk and killed an innocent pedestrian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorLepRecon Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 The chicken fights are my favorite. :) Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.ItTip.It Forum Rules <------- Read them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mello757 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 A letter from Peter: "Dear Stewie, get out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 I don't watch Family Guy anymore, it got ruined for me when I watched the 100th episode special (or something like that), and the creator was the biggest douche I've ever seen. I want try to enjoy it again, but I can only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 A letter from Peter: "Dear Stewie, get out." In the same vein: "Dear Meg, for the first 4 years of your life I thought you were a house cat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Haha joe, that's so funny.... just like.... copyright infringment! *face turns to mickey mouses" [garden tool] [garden tool], bye bye joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 This is almost as intense as the time I forgot how to sit down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolguy972 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 "I've got a brilliant idea Lois, so incredible that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about." One of my favorite episodes is the stroke one, though. I don't think I stop laughing during it. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I'm taking this couch. Last.Fm My Bloggy Proud to have served on Tip.it Crew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Stewie: Hell?!? Well that's a bit much, don't you think. I mean sure, I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but then again, who hasn't? Randy Newman: Hey. Well, let's get this over with. (Takes off shirt) Stewie: Ahhh! (Stewie dissapears) Randy: Huh, I was just going to ask him to fix my shirt collar. (Put's shirt on) I wonder what they have on TV in Hell. There's a time for love and a time for living.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Girl - "Quagmire, honey.. can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?" Quagmire - "He, he, I got a question for you too! Why are you still here?" Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 I laughed pretty hard at the scene with the spider with tourette's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Putter Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 The chicken fights are my favorite. I don't even understand this. It wasn't funny the first time, so why is it funny more than once? The reason FG isn't funny anymore is because it recycles its old, only mildly entertaining gags. Olly Williams was funny the first time, but never after that. Same with those guys playing the piano and dancing. Just weak. Anyway: best is probably: Meg: I just want to kill myself! I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts. (Lois and Peter stare in silence) Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts. (Peter and Lois keep staring) Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs) Peter: Who was that guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Girl - "Quagmire, honey.. can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?" Quagmire - "He, he, I got a question for you too! Why are you still here?" Damn, you took mine. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 This is my Family Guy moment... It used to be my avatar until a mod deleted it for being too big :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millard Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Meg: Dad, tell me the story of when i was born. Peter: We got half way home from the hospital before we realised we had the afterbirth. Happy Now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravy Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 A letter from Peter: "Dear Stewie, get out." In the same vein: "Dear Meg, for the first 4 years of your life I thought you were a house cat." LMAO. That one takes the cake for me. Follow me on Twitter!FORGET NOT THE CHICKEN.I have no intrest in helping "keyers" farm xp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Range_This11 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Cool Whip Cool Hwip Cool Whip Cool Hwip You're eating hair! "He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacks0n Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 "The [bleep] van [bleep] Show! Starring [bleep] van [bleep]!" ~[Blog]~[CrystalMathLabs]~[Last.fm]~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldJoe Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff moviesJe trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vieJe ne me reconnais plus dans les gensJe suis juste un cas désespérantEt comme personne ne viendra me réclamerJe terminerai comme un objet retrouvé Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 At first I was going to mention cool whip. Then I saw range this took it. Then I was going to mention rock lobster. Then I saw old joe took it. So here's my 3rd favorite :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Cutting the line in front of Italians makes me laugh too. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Insert movie here Hehe, that one was awesome. I'd have to say the Star Wars episode.. QflrU7V5HLg One of the ones. The whole episode takes the cake though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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