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What's your Family Guy moment?

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Wow, there's been a few, but this one is definately the best. It is from the episode where Family Guy were doing a Castaway spoof. You know, the movie with Tom Hanks? Yea, you get it. Well, Peter comes back and he finds Louis has re-married to Brian. So, Louis is refusing sex from Brian and Louis is sneaking out in the night to be with Peter. Brian eventually gives up and says he would let them get back together. OK here's where the talking starts.

 

 

 

"OK Louis, I'll let you get back with Peter."

 

"Thank you Brian! Funny that, it was just when I was about to have sex with you. I was gonna take you up the wall!" (Something along the lines of that.)

 

"Aww damn it. I'm going to the basement."

 

"To do what?"

 

"Whaddaya think!"

 

*The whole family laughs*

 

Stewie: "OK I don't get it, someone's gonna have to explaine this to me."

 

 

 

Man, that cracks me up! :lol: Post your Family Guy moments! ::'

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When I crashed my car drunk and killed an innocent pedestrian.

ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy, ooh a piece of candy...

A letter from Peter:

 

 

 

"Dear Stewie, get out."

I don't watch Family Guy anymore, it got ruined for me when I watched the 100th episode special (or something like that), and the creator was the biggest douche I've ever seen. I want try to enjoy it again, but I can only hope.

A letter from Peter:

 

 

 

"Dear Stewie, get out."

 

 

 

In the same vein:

 

 

 

"Dear Meg, for the first 4 years of your life I thought you were a house cat."

Haha joe, that's so funny.... just like.... copyright infringment! *face turns to mickey mouses" [garden tool] [garden tool], bye bye joe!

This is almost as intense as the time I forgot how to sit down!

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"I've got a brilliant idea Lois, so incredible that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."

 

 

 

One of my favorite episodes is the stroke one, though. I don't think I stop laughing during it. :lol:

I'm taking this couch.

 

 

 

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Stewie: Hell?!? Well that's a bit much, don't you think. I mean sure, I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but then again, who hasn't?

 

Randy Newman: Hey. Well, let's get this over with. (Takes off shirt)

 

Stewie: Ahhh! (Stewie dissapears)

 

Randy: Huh, I was just going to ask him to fix my shirt collar. (Put's shirt on) I wonder what they have on TV in Hell.

 

There's a time for love and a time for living....

Girl - "Quagmire, honey.. can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?"

 

 

 

Quagmire - "He, he, I got a question for you too! Why are you still here?"

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I laughed pretty hard at the scene with the spider with tourette's.

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The chicken fights are my favorite.
I don't even understand this. It wasn't funny the first time, so why is it funny more than once? The reason FG isn't funny anymore is because it recycles its old, only mildly entertaining gags. Olly Williams was funny the first time, but never after that. Same with those guys playing the piano and dancing. Just weak.

 

 

 

Anyway: best is probably:

 

 

 

Meg: I just want to kill myself! I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.

 

(Lois and Peter stare in silence)

 

Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.

 

(Peter and Lois keep staring)

 

Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)

 

Peter: Who was that guy?

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Girl - "Quagmire, honey.. can I ask you a question? What do you do for a living?"

 

 

 

Quagmire - "He, he, I got a question for you too! Why are you still here?"

 

Damn, you took mine.

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Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

This is my Family Guy moment...

 

 

 

 

 

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It used to be my avatar until a mod deleted it for being too big :(

Meg: Dad, tell me the story of when i was born.

 

 

 

Peter: We got half way home from the hospital before we realised we had the afterbirth. Happy Now?

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A letter from Peter:

 

 

 

"Dear Stewie, get out."

 

 

 

In the same vein:

 

 

 

"Dear Meg, for the first 4 years of your life I thought you were a house cat."

 

 

 

LMAO.

 

 

 

That one takes the cake for me.

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FORGET NOT THE CHICKEN.

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I have no intrest in helping "keyers" farm xp.

 

Cool Whip

 

Cool Hwip

 

Cool Whip

 

Cool Hwip

 

You're eating hair!

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"He could climb to it, if he climbed alone, and once there he could suck on the pap of life, gulp down the incomparable milk of wonder."

J'adore aussi le sexe et les snuff movies

Je trouve que ce sont des purs moments de vie

Je ne me reconnais plus dans les gens

Je suis juste un cas désespérant

Et comme personne ne viendra me réclamer

Je terminerai comme un objet retrouvé

At first I was going to mention cool whip. Then I saw range this took it. Then I was going to mention rock lobster. Then I saw old joe took it. So here's my 3rd favorite :P

 

 

 

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Cutting the line in front of Italians makes me laugh too. :lol:

Insert movie here

 

 

 

Hehe, that one was awesome.

 

 

 

I'd have to say the Star Wars episode..

 

 

 

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One of the ones. The whole episode takes the cake though.

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