Don't know if this counts but last year I had to get 15 stitches in my middle finger. I was at work and damn near sliced my fingertip off. It was kinda cool, though, cause I guess I bled like everywhere. :lol:

I had to have my abdomen pretty much sown back together after being stabbed. Wasn't a major surgery but obviously enough was needed, I have an "unstable" appendix meaning it could explode quite quickly without much warning so that's a threat as well because when your appendix explodes it releases a pretty potent poison which means you must be cut open and cleaned out or it can be fatal I think, either fatal or very hazardous.

Never had surgery or anything, ever.

 

 

 

Closest I've had to anything major is... I got smashed on the lower jaw by a cricket bat, accidentally. Bottom-left fang went through my lip. Didn't need stitches or anything but I was sat in hospital for an hour or so.

I had chicken pox when I was two. :?

 

Other than that, I've been healthy for most of my life. Until now. I've had some pretty major stomach issues, need to get it checked out (Appointment is in a week or two). They might have to do an endoscopy or something, I doubt I'll need surgery though...(I hope not...)

All four Wisdom Teeth removed before they were out :cry:

 

Not major, but there was alot of blood >_<

Circumsized.

 

I just posted that, didn't I? #-o

Never had a surgery. Have I missed out on anything?

 

 

 

Not really,since most if not all major surgeries will have you under.

 

 

 

The wonders of "being under".

 

 

 

And my only surgery was when I had cancer in my gums and needed it to be removed, thank god they found it.

Never had a surgery. Have I missed out on anything?

 

 

 

Not really,since most if not all major surgeries will have you under.

 

 

 

The wonders of "being under".

 

 

 

And my only surgery was when I had cancer in my gums and needed it to be removed, thank god they found it.

 

 

 

I should say so!

 

 

 

I remember the time I was going for the first operation for my colon.

 

 

 

"I'll be under right?"

 

"No"

 

"WTF WTF WTF I might die of pain!"

 

"Just kidding,son"

 

 

 

Wanted to punch his colon out right there and then.Then I remembered his colon was normal,unlike mine

Got stitches on my head once, because when I was a little girl a stone clock hanging on the wall fell on my head when I was messing around on a chair. I had surgery on my appendix to take it out 'cause it burst. I had a hospital sickness when I was like 1 (forgot the name, but its immune to antibiotics) I was supposed to have died in the hospital sickness.

-6 Stiches to my chin after running into a grandfather clock when I was 4.

 

-Three wisdom teeth removed.

 

-Three Stiches to my lip after being hit in the face at a concert.

 

 

 

Don't know if this counts, but as a child I had tubes put in my ears because I had chronic ear infections.

All four Wisdom Teeth removed before they were out :cry:

 

Not major, but there was alot of blood >_<

 

 

 

Ugh, I'm having that done soon. None of them have made their way out but I've got an appointment with the oral surgeon next month for a consultation..

"I'll be under right?"

 

"No"

 

"WTF WTF WTF I might die of pain!"

 

"Just kidding,son"

 

 

 

Wanted to punch his colon out right there and then.Then I remembered his colon was normal,unlike mine

 

Wow, doctors shouldn't be allowed to make sick jokes like that.

"I'll be under right?"

 

"No"

 

"WTF WTF WTF I might die of pain!"

 

"Just kidding,son"

 

 

 

Wanted to punch his colon out right there and then.Then I remembered his colon was normal,unlike mine

 

Wow, doctors shouldn't be allowed to make sick jokes like that.

 

 

 

I agree. I'd rather not die of shock before I even go into surgery :roll:

 

Hey, at least they have a sense of humor, unlike some doctors.