llcoolguy972 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Don't know if this counts but last year I had to get 15 stitches in my middle finger. I was at work and damn near sliced my fingertip off. It was kinda cool, though, cause I guess I bled like everywhere. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I had to have my abdomen pretty much sown back together after being stabbed. Wasn't a major surgery but obviously enough was needed, I have an "unstable" appendix meaning it could explode quite quickly without much warning so that's a threat as well because when your appendix explodes it releases a pretty potent poison which means you must be cut open and cleaned out or it can be fatal I think, either fatal or very hazardous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollerz Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Never had surgery or anything, ever. Closest I've had to anything major is... I got smashed on the lower jaw by a cricket bat, accidentally. Bottom-left fang went through my lip. Didn't need stitches or anything but I was sat in hospital for an hour or so. Click my signature for my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I had chicken pox when I was two. :? Other than that, I've been healthy for most of my life. Until now. I've had some pretty major stomach issues, need to get it checked out (Appointment is in a week or two). They might have to do an endoscopy or something, I doubt I'll need surgery though...(I hope not...) Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 All four Wisdom Teeth removed before they were out :cry: Not major, but there was alot of blood >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongusan Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Circumsized. I just posted that, didn't I? #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeremyM Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Never had a surgery. Have I missed out on anything? Not really,since most if not all major surgeries will have you under. The wonders of "being under". And my only surgery was when I had cancer in my gums and needed it to be removed, thank god they found it. [Admin Edit: Attempting to publicly humiliate a user in your signature is inappropriate] Quit Runescape... Dec 2001 - Jan 2008 on and off... mostly off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Never had a surgery. Have I missed out on anything? Not really,since most if not all major surgeries will have you under. The wonders of "being under". And my only surgery was when I had cancer in my gums and needed it to be removed, thank god they found it. I should say so! I remember the time I was going for the first operation for my colon. "I'll be under right?" "No" "WTF WTF WTF I might die of pain!" "Just kidding,son" Wanted to punch his colon out right there and then.Then I remembered his colon was normal,unlike mine so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceSpitball Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Got stitches on my head once, because when I was a little girl a stone clock hanging on the wall fell on my head when I was messing around on a chair. I had surgery on my appendix to take it out 'cause it burst. I had a hospital sickness when I was like 1 (forgot the name, but its immune to antibiotics) I was supposed to have died in the hospital sickness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoMoreDead Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 -6 Stiches to my chin after running into a grandfather clock when I was 4. -Three wisdom teeth removed. -Three Stiches to my lip after being hit in the face at a concert. Don't know if this counts, but as a child I had tubes put in my ears because I had chronic ear infections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 All four Wisdom Teeth removed before they were out :cry: Not major, but there was alot of blood >_< Ugh, I'm having that done soon. None of them have made their way out but I've got an appointment with the oral surgeon next month for a consultation.. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 "I'll be under right?" "No" "WTF WTF WTF I might die of pain!" "Just kidding,son" Wanted to punch his colon out right there and then.Then I remembered his colon was normal,unlike mine Wow, doctors shouldn't be allowed to make sick jokes like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 "I'll be under right?" "No" "WTF WTF WTF I might die of pain!" "Just kidding,son" Wanted to punch his colon out right there and then.Then I remembered his colon was normal,unlike mine Wow, doctors shouldn't be allowed to make sick jokes like that. I agree. I'd rather not die of shock before I even go into surgery :roll: Hey, at least they have a sense of humor, unlike some doctors. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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