December 14, 200817 yr Meh, I remember having a thread like this a while back full of funny stuff. I'ma ressurect it. Post random conversations you have had on MSN, Skype, etc, and in real life, if you can remember. Try to keep it R rated :XD: G. I dont need a siggy no moar.
December 14, 200817 yr All these are with the same kid. Me: Hows it going Kid: LIVING HELL!! ---------------- Kid: Hey, you want some shears? Me: ..... Kid: well there are some over there in that bush ------------------ Me: Hey whats up? Kid: Looking for some milk *sticks arm in trash can* 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
December 14, 200817 yr Good idea for a thread, I remember one of these from along time ago :D Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
December 14, 200817 yr All these are with the same kid. Me: Hows it going Kid: LIVING HELL!! ---------------- Kid: Hey, you want some shears? Me: ..... Kid: well there are some over there in that bush ------------------ Me: Hey whats up? Kid: Looking for some milk *sticks arm in trash can* Is that the depressing kid irl? --- "I was texting my friend and she asked me what 'idk' meant, so I texted her back saying "I don't know". She replied, "Man, nobody knows." 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
December 14, 200817 yr "We Brits turn into pumpkins at midnight." The sentence is funny on its own, but apparently it has a hidden meaning to Brits. If it does, can a Brit elaborate? Your number one source for etymology!!
December 14, 200817 yr "We Brits turn into pumpkins at midnight." That would explain their seediness. Beer
December 14, 200817 yr Me is me and bob is the cover name for the actual person: Me: Hi bob: fjkdfntgjkdgnlkghnlfg msn Message "This person appears to be offline. I think my friend was either drunk or being a butt hole that time. Was wierd though. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast]
December 14, 200817 yr --- "I was texting my friend and she asked me what 'idk' meant, so I texted her back saying "I don't know". She replied, "Man, nobody knows." Haha! :lol: Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.
December 14, 200817 yr Anon: Hiya Me: Hiya. Who are you? Anon: . u? Me: Liam. How did you get my addy? Anon: OMG I ws jst tryin 2 mak cnvasation! *Anon is now Offline* ... That was just creepy. I have plenty more MSN stories, none of them G rated. ;) | Favourite Game Music | Last.fm | HYT Friend Chat Rules |
December 14, 200817 yr Me: Come man Friend: Stop it, you are being irrational! Me: Your face is irrational ___________________ Art teacher:I've got nothing to be jealous of Me (whispering to friend): He is jealous because he is a crap artist. ___________________ Hmmm ill go raid the chat logs another time... to find a few more. Luck be a Lady
December 15, 200817 yr 11/12/2008 10:07:19 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Wont have an excuse to buy them 11/12/2008 10:07:27 PM Hiroki - Why would you want to buy them 11/12/2008 10:07:27 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Well on the computer 11/12/2008 10:07:55 PM Hiroki - Buying stuff is so last century 11/12/2008 10:08:14 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Cause its betta to actually have them. Says the one that spent how much on a jacket on ebay? 11/12/2008 10:08:27 PM Hiroki - Hey; I LIKE that jacket. 11/12/2008 10:08:51 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Well I LIKE the books. :P 11/12/2008 10:08:59 PM Hiroki - Touche. 11/12/2008 10:09:03 PM Hiroki - So buy the books off eBay. 11/12/2008 10:09:12 PM Hiroki - Your mum doesn't know, and you get them cheaper. 11/12/2008 10:09:13 PM Hiroki - Win-win. 11/12/2008 10:09:38 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - I dont have no money or how to use ebay. And they wont be brand new. 11/12/2008 10:10:11 PM Hiroki - There are ways to make money. 11/12/2008 10:10:16 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - How? 11/12/2008 10:10:25 PM Hiroki - Like uh... 11/12/2008 10:10:30 PM Hiroki - The most common way would be... 11/12/2008 10:10:31 PM Hiroki - to.. 11/12/2008 10:10:34 PM Hiroki - GET A [bleep]ING JOB 11/12/2008 10:10:53 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Im not old enough for many of these [bleep]ING JOBS! :P IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots
December 15, 200817 yr 11/12/2008 10:07:19 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Wont have an excuse to buy them 11/12/2008 10:07:27 PM Hiroki - Why would you want to buy them 11/12/2008 10:07:27 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Well on the computer 11/12/2008 10:07:55 PM Hiroki - Buying stuff is so last century 11/12/2008 10:08:14 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Cause its betta to actually have them. Says the one that spent how much on a jacket on ebay? 11/12/2008 10:08:27 PM Hiroki - Hey; I LIKE that jacket. 11/12/2008 10:08:51 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Well I LIKE the books. :P 11/12/2008 10:08:59 PM Hiroki - Touche. 11/12/2008 10:09:03 PM Hiroki - So buy the books off eBay. 11/12/2008 10:09:12 PM Hiroki - Your mum doesn't know, and you get them cheaper. 11/12/2008 10:09:13 PM Hiroki - Win-win. 11/12/2008 10:09:38 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - I dont have no money or how to use ebay. And they wont be brand new. 11/12/2008 10:10:11 PM Hiroki - There are ways to make money. 11/12/2008 10:10:16 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - How? 11/12/2008 10:10:25 PM Hiroki - Like uh... 11/12/2008 10:10:30 PM Hiroki - The most common way would be... 11/12/2008 10:10:31 PM Hiroki - to.. 11/12/2008 10:10:34 PM Hiroki - GET A [bleep] JOB 11/12/2008 10:10:53 PM (L) - Jessikah - (L) - Im not old enough for many of these [bleep] JOBS! :P ahahaha gooooood stuff.
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. ______________________________________________ Another school one, not really a conversation though So there is this teacher walking through my grades hallway and says "Hey guys! :D " everyone in the hallway at the time, including me for some reason just stared at her and watched her make her way to the end of the hallway. I think it was because everyone was preoccupied but still looked up. Thinking back on it is hilarious. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. ? [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. ? You're a douchebag Eight Bananas, MD.
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. ? You're a douchebag Please, enlighten me as to what I did to deserve such an insult. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. ? You're a douchebag Please, enlighten me as to what I did to deserve such an insult. #-o 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. ? You're a douchebag Please, enlighten me as to what I did to deserve such an insult. #-o Exactly, also please respond to my question, preferably on PM to avoid more spam, because I'm a little worried that supposedly I come off as something totally different than I think I am. By saying that you've turned an interesting thread into something personal and negative, both Da_Latios and pureprayer. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 15, 200817 yr Something kind of recent, while playing ping pong with my roomate. Me: Alright, the score is 9 - 11 Him: aww :( :P I don't really have many funny conversations I can remember. Most are general stuff that happen over ventrilo and wouldn't be as funny typed up.
December 15, 200817 yr Not a conversation, but a funny line my old roommate said once: "Oooo, consensual sex." Beer
December 15, 200817 yr Something kind of recent, while playing ping pong with my roomate. Me: Alright, the score is 9 - 11 Him: aww :( :P I don't really have many funny conversations I can remember. Most are general stuff that happen over ventrilo and wouldn't be as funny typed up. Yeah, same. Most of my conversations are you have to be there ones. Mainly because alcohol was involved, usually. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
December 15, 200817 yr Me and my friend were walking down the hallway to our next class, he noticed that someone, I'll call him John Smith was walking behind us. Him: So yeah....don't you think John Smith is ....(stops talking implying I should finish his sentence) Me: a D-bag? yep Him: *laughs* John Smith heard us and he just cleared his throat really loud. He is a D-bag though, and I'm glad he heard me say it, but I'd never say it to his face. Okay, douchebag. ? You're a douchebag Please, enlighten me as to what I did to deserve such an insult. #-o Exactly, also please respond to my question, preferably on PM to avoid more spam, because I'm a little worried that supposedly I come off as something totally different than I think I am. By saying that you've turned an interesting thread into something personal and negative, both Da_Latios and pureprayer. It was intended as a joke. You called someone a douchebag, so I called you a douchebag. I find it pretty darn stupid that you're offended by it when you seem to take no consideration to the fact that YOU called someone a douchebag. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots
December 15, 200817 yr It was intended as a joke. You called someone a douchebag, so I called you a douchebag. I find it pretty darn stupid that you're offended by it when you seem to take no consideration to the fact that YOU called someone a douchebag. Of course being called a douchebag is offensive. When people I would label as douchebags are called douchebags they still get offended. If you were trying to convey sarcasm it was poorly done. After jokingly calling me a douchebag you go on to call me stupid, I don't get what is with you and insulting me. Whatever, call me stupid I don't care, and I know you do not have enough evidence to rightfully label me as such things. And according to you if calling someone a douchebag merits the caller the title of douchebag aswell, then according to your logic, you yourself would be one. [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]
December 15, 200817 yr Friend: *anything that argues or makes fun of other friend* Other Friend: I have more honors classes then you.... Friend: ............... 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
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