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Allegedly there are 8, unless the story has changed again.

 

 

 

Wait... What? 8 guys? That's... insane... I don't even think normal people get 8 guys in a lifetime without getting paid for it.

 

Well maybe theyre all drunk virgins at a party and there was just 1 girl avaliable...

 

 

 

I think they'd end up in a coma from all that drink.

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Great, now she's ugly and a [bleep]! Those 8 guys probably have diseases now...

 

 

 

Now the question is...

 

 

 

Who gets to sing the AIDS song to them?

 

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Great, now she's ugly and a [bleep]! Those 8 guys probably have diseases now...

 

 

 

Now the question is...

 

 

 

Who gets to sing the AIDS song to them?

 

metalicca!

 

 

 

 

 

Hush little baby, don't say a word

 

And never mind that noise you heard

 

It's just the beasts under your bed

 

In your closet, in your head

 

 

 

This thread is getting way too cheesy. <.<

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Great, now she's ugly and a [bleep]! Those 8 guys probably have diseases now...

 

 

 

Now the question is...

 

 

 

Who gets to sing the AIDS song to them?

 

metalicca!

 

 

 

 

 

Hush little baby, don't say a word

 

And never mind that noise you heard

 

It's just the beasts under your bed

 

In your closet, in your head

 

 

 

This thread is getting way too cheesy. <.<

 

 

 

I say we blame Riku.

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Great, now she's ugly and a [bleep]! Those 8 guys probably have diseases now...

 

 

 

Now the question is...

 

 

 

Who gets to sing the AIDS song to them?

 

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Great, now she's ugly and a [bleep]! Those 8 guys probably have diseases now...

 

 

 

Now the question is...

 

 

 

Who gets to sing the AIDS song to them?

 

metalicca!

 

 

 

 

 

Hush little baby, don't say a word

 

And never mind that noise you heard

 

It's just the beasts under your bed

 

In your closet, in your head

 

Actually, it's in your blood.

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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

 

 

 

AND I DOES NOT LIKE IT.

 

 

 

Seriously, kids at 13? This is why we must neuter all our children. They're like horny pets; they can't be trusted.

 

 

 

I call for the return of eugenics! But please, Hoover, stay away from my Irish genitelia! I like them too much.

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Why exactly is this kind of thing even news-worthy?

 

 

 

:lol: On the plus side at least when you hear crap like this on the news, you know they didn't have anything worse to show.

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I used to feel bad for automatically jumping to the thought 'She's a freaking troll.'

 

But now there is proof that she is a troll-- and odd one that no doubt exudes some kind of pheromone to lure weak-willed guys.

 

 

 

How the hell--

 

 

 

Screw it, I wont even go into it.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

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I cannot believe the girl went for him when he looks so young! Oh actually I can....shes built like a barn door, ugly as, easy etc etc

 

She must have told the boy what they were doing was twister or something...i severely doubt he actually knew what she was doing to him was sex. They are going to need some serious support as it would not surprise me if he could only just wipe his own (you know what)

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Honestly, i think that its just wrong.....

 

 

 

Parents should lecture to their kids over and over about not having sex until they are married!

 

 

 

You don't get it, do you? This isn't about getting married - this is about having sex when you're 13.

 

 

 

Keep the un-provoked religious attacks out of this.

 

 

 

P.S. I assume you meant the second part in sarcasm.

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Honestly, i think that its just wrong.....

 

 

 

Parents should lecture to their kids over and over about not having sex until they are married!

 

 

 

You don't get it, do you? This isn't about getting married - this is about having sex when you're 13.

 

 

 

Keep the un-provoked religious attacks out of this.

 

 

 

P.S. I assume you meant the second part in sarcasm.

 

 

 

When you're 12 fool.

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You guys are surprised? How very sheltered you are. So many of these kids, soon as they realize what works, get down to business.

 

popularity plays a role too. if your a Popular "Jock" at the school, chances are girls will try anything to get into your pants, if your like me who sits on the sidelines watching and twiddling your thumbs (not litterally) they wont consider you there, Or unless your drunk and there a [bleep]

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Eh, I don't go to school in Happy Days. Just about everyone [bleep]s whatever moves at my school. There aren't really divisions per se. The closest thing I can find for a classification is "Band kids", "Mexicans", "Black kids", "Rich kids". I don't know what the rest of us are called. Everyone pretty much gets along, just sticks with their friends. There isn't really popularity any more ...

 

 

 

All the same, athletes are more likely to be gettin' some. It seems all the extremes have sex a lot more. Hardcore gangsters, kids doing it in their Jaguars ...

 

 

 

I feel so average.

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Eh, I don't go to school in Happy Days. Just about everyone [bleep] whatever moves at my school. There aren't really divisions per se. The closest thing I can find for a classification is "Band kids", "Mexicans", "Black kids", "Rich kids". I don't know what the rest of us are called. Everyone pretty much gets along, just sticks with their friends. There isn't really popularity any more ...

 

 

 

All the same, athletes are more likely to be gettin' some. It seems all the extremes have sex a lot more. Hardcore gangsters, kids doing it in their Jaguars ...

 

 

 

I feel so average.

 

 

 

Your school sounds like an awesome school.

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Nowadays I'm 16 and some days I just feel like cracking open a nice cold Canadian beer, to drink my anger away. American beer tastes like piss(Smirnoff is excluded, since I like the fruit taste in it.)

 

 

 

WTF was going through their minds though, the mom looks like a stoner, the kid looks like he's 8, the baby's doomed.

 

 

 

So if I peed on a fruit you'd eat it? :lol: XD

 

on topic. I dont know if I should congratulate the kid on such a feat, punch him for his idiocy, hate him cuz his chick was completely ugly, beat him up for not realizing how serious this is, or if I should just go to 7-11 and get a bag of chips.

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