Jump to content

Tipitopia!


Danqazmlp

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 989
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

 

And the gun will shoot bubbles? Or a little flag that says bang?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

 

And the gun will shoot bubbles? Or a little flag that says bang?

 

 

 

Don't kill me. D: I don't plan on having sex for a long time.

 

 

 

I prefer the little flag that says bang, thanks.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

 

And the gun will shoot bubbles? Or a little flag that says bang?

 

 

 

Don't kill me. D: I don't plan on having sex for a long time.

 

 

 

I prefer the little flag that says bang, thanks.

 

Now he has to kill you, you talked about sex.

 

The flag is much more unoriginal, but it's a classic.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

 

And the gun will shoot bubbles? Or a little flag that says bang?

 

 

 

Don't kill me. D: I don't plan on having sex for a long time.

 

 

 

I prefer the little flag that says bang, thanks.

 

Now he has to kill you, you talked about sex.

 

The flag is much more unoriginal, but it's a classic.

 

 

 

Oh, damn. I thought it said talking about having sex. #-o

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It's funny how often Rule No. 2 has been forgotten about in this thread so far. :lol: There's nothing nice about killing!

 

To be honest, I didn't even bother reading the whole original post. I just sort of skimmed through it.

 

The islands name should be. hmmm. I must brainstorm!

 

SKITTLESLAND!

 

We'll settle for a swirly.

 

I've never known anyone who's gotten a swirly. I've always wanted to give someone one though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I feel that this is the best way to distribute the island.

 

 

 

[hide=]islands2.png[/hide]

 

We need another island for the blogscapers. That little peninsula at the end, break that off, and put lots of deadly animals on it. Large fences at the part we broke off. And sharks all around the blogscape broke off peninsula island thing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We need some sort of immigration services for new members too. Every new visitor to the island has to be checked for noobitis and other internet diseases before being allowed to mingle with the rest of the population. :)

umilambdaberncgsig.jpg

I edit for the [Tip.It Times]. I rarely write in [My Blog]. I am an [Ex-Moderator].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Oh, and one thing: we need MASSIVE internets, so we can play PC games and stuff(you xbox guys get to do LAN play)

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We need some sort of immigration services for new members too. Every new visitor to the island has to be checked for noobitis and other internet diseases before being allowed to mingle with the rest of the population. :)

 

We still need a constant supply of trolls for shooting practice.

 

We shut hire recruiters for /b/ to bring the trolls from there to our island.

 

Oh, and one thing: we need MASSIVE internets, so we can play PC games and stuff(you xbox guys get to do LAN play)

 

One massive router right in the center of the island.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nah, this should be the distribution.

 

Only friends of Wongtong may come to Wongtong Island

 

 

 

[hide=]1fxm5g.gif

 

You promised me my own island. :([/hide]

10postchm2105.png

8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We need some sort of immigration services for new members too. Every new visitor to the island has to be checked for noobitis and other internet diseases before being allowed to mingle with the rest of the population. :)

 

We still need a constant supply of trolls for shooting practice.

 

We shut hire recruiters for /b/ to bring the trolls from there to our island.

 

What if they begin breeding and the island becomes over run with trolls/people from /b/?!?!?

10postchm2105.png

8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nah, this should be the distribution.

 

Only friends of Wongtong may come to Wongtong Island

 

 

 

[hide=]1fxm5g.gif

 

You promised me my own island. :([/hide]

 

What's the little potatoe thing?

 

and, We'll give you your own island. Give it time. We need to put together our military and take over some of the blogapalago.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People who browse /b/ never get laid, so we won't have to worry about them breeding.

 

 

 

I do think we all should have some form of practice with miniguns, so we can fend off the invading /b/tards.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People who browse /b/ never get laid, so we won't have to worry about them breeding.

 

 

 

I do think we all should have some form of practice with miniguns, so we can fend off the invading /b/tards.

 

What if the /b/tards realize they can breed with eachother?

 

We'll need a massive pit for them to be in. or some caves with [bleep]ey things. or an island to hunt them on.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People who browse /b/ never get laid, so we won't have to worry about them breeding.

 

 

 

I do think we all should have some form of practice with miniguns, so we can fend off the invading /b/tards.

 

What if the /b/tards realize they can breed with eachother?

 

We'll need a massive pit for them to be in. or some caves with [bleep]ey things. or an island to hunt them on.

 

 

 

I could set up a radar system that would set off an alarm if a /b/tard was detected. Then the island defence force will come charging in with AK's, M4's, and miniguns. Exterminate them concentration-camp style.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just tell the /b/ tards that there's lots of naked women and a years supply of Dorito's under the small island. Then give them a HoolaHoop crisp and tell them that that will let them breath underwater.

 

 

 

It's what I do on my island :roll:

 

Li Chef

/m\_(-.-)_/m\

"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry

LuMengjr.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nah, this should be the distribution.

 

Only friends of Wongtong may come to Wongtong Island

 

 

 

[hide=]1fxm5g.gif

 

You promised me my own island. :([/hide]

 

What's the little potatoe thing?

 

and, We'll give you your own island. Give it time. We need to put together our military and take over some of the blogapalago.

 

It's my friend! You're just jealous. And man deathdrow, you've been posting heaps lately.

10postchm2105.png

8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

 

And the gun will shoot bubbles? Or a little flag that says bang?

 

Bubbles of sulfuric acid and a flag at speeds enough to rip through bone and tissue.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nah, this should be the distribution.

 

Only friends of Wongtong may come to Wongtong Island

 

 

 

[hide=]1fxm5g.gif

 

You promised me my own island. :([/hide]

 

What's the little potatoe thing?

 

and, We'll give you your own island. Give it time. We need to put together our military and take over some of the blogapalago.

 

It's my friend! You're just jealous. And man deathdrow, you've been posting heaps lately.

 

I am very jealous.

 

I have been posting a lot actually. I've made a hundred or so posts since yesterday afternoon. I have no life. :(

People under 13 who even tries to talk about sex gets shot in the forehead

 

Yes. :thumbup:

 

 

 

Well, I'll try not to get shot then, until April 6th.

 

 

 

Hey, my little cousin's b-day is the same as yours

 

 

 

One of you won't be making it though. Execution's been set on April 1st.

 

And the gun will shoot bubbles? Or a little flag that says bang?

 

Bubbles of sulfuric acid and a flag at speeds enough to rip through bone and tissue.

 

Obviously. What other types of bubbles and flags would they be?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.