Fatalhit_X Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Here it is: Dirty little noobie! Lyrics You always do something wrong When I warned you all along you must have memorized the knowledge base you make me want to hit you in the face donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t tell me all that you know And that you can kill level 2 foes And I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t know how you live that long I know your a dirty little noobie (Dirty little noobie) All the 1337 people know that you are just another beggar (Just another beggar) A dirty little noobie Everybody knows When we go to duel you show yourself to be a fool I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t know why your on my list I wish you would get a cyst you think that you are so rich but i can make you my.....dish YOu are the biggest nooooob around! AndÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ I know your a dirty little noobie (Dirty little noobie) All the 1337 people know that you are just another beggar (Just another beggar) A dirty little noobie everybody knows The way you broadcast to the world that you are looking for a girl You are so obsessed with the gold coin you make me doubt you are a boy donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t tell me all that you know And that you can kill level 2 foes And I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t know how you live that long I know your a dirty little noobie (Dirty little noobie) All the 1337 people know that you are just another beggar (Just another beggar) A dirty little noobie I know your a dirty little noobie (Dirty little noobie) All the 1337 people know that you are just another beggar (Just another beggar) A dirty little noobie Dirtly little noobie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatalhit_X Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 ive kept these bottled up for so long, now i cant stop! woirds to the song beverly hills by weezer Wilderness kill Lyrics What i am, its not that great, My combats skills are a piece of crap my armor looks a little wack and my friends are just a bad as me didnt go to training school those high levels just kill me why shouldnt they im nobody, got no coins in my backpack Wilderness kill, thats all i can be (kill me, kill me) (kill me, kill me) Just being a wilderness kill Wilderness kill, i just want some obby (kill me, kill me) (kill me, kill me) Just being a wilderness kill Look at all those great pkers there all so powerful and neat when someone challenges them, they kill them easily i wanna fire cape just like that i wanna get an obby shield Take my picture in the wild, cause im the next kill Wilderness kill, thats all i can be (kill me, kill me) (kill me, kill me) Just being a wilderness kill Wilderness kill, i just want some obby (kill me, kill me) (kill me, kill me) Just being a wilderness kill But the truth is i dont stand a chance its something that your work for and i dont stay on that long no i dont, im just a low level noob, and i will always be that way, might as well go into the wild and just say Im a Wilderness kill, thats all i can be (kill me, kill me) (kill me, kill me) Just being a wilderness kill Wilderness kill, i just want some obby (kill me, kill me) (kill me, kill me) Just being a wilderness kill Woot!!!1!!111 Rock on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatalhit_X Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 oops, sorry for double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katha610 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 bevery hills bt weezer gets so old after a while....about 1 minute of the song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihon_Soul Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 wth are those songs rofl :lol: they are too hilarious hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IboppyI Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I love them all. Thx for the sig 4be2jue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sligo Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 This thread is falling behind! What's up with that? Well, I've been away for a bit. Got a new job and all. Been away from RS, too. I'll be getting back to it in a week or so (maybe sooner!) and I'm looking forward to attacking that new skill. In the mean time, I've been busy with some songs in my head. I have three today. The first two are from the Allman Brothers. I've been wanting to write a "Runescape Blues" song for some time, and finally Statesboro Blues fit the bill. And Ramblin Man is a natural. The other one is my first attempt at a country song - not just any country song, but a Shania Twain country song. Ok, so give these a try. Bubsa, if you put "That Don't Impress Me Much" to music, I'll pay you 100k in game! Here goes... Runescape Blues (From Statesboro Blues, by the Allman Brothers) Log in midnight, turn the bright down low Log in midnight, turn the bright down low I got no nerve, baby, to take the wilderness door I woke up this morning, I got them Runescape blues, I woke up this morning, I got them Runescape blues. Well, I looked in Falador, and Sir Cashian seemed to have them too. Well my mamma quit and left me, My poppa quit and left me, I ainÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t got no friends baby, Want someone sweet and kind. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m going to the wildy, baby do you wanna go? But if youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re afraid, baby, your friends will all come too. (and I wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t kill them there) I killed that fellow, killed him fast as IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve ever seen. Well I killed that fellow, killed him fast as IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve ever seen Well, how, yÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢all treat me like a king, yeah, yeah, yeah They treat me like a dog gone king Log in midnight, turn the bright down low Log in midnight, turn the bright down low I got no nerve, baby, to take the wilderness door --- Runescape Man (From Ramblin Man, by the Allman Brothers) Lord, I was born a Runescape man, Tryin to make a million and doin the best I can And when itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s time for killin, I hope youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll understand, That I was born a Runescape man. Well my buddy was a fighter down in c-wars He told me that it is a lot of fun And I said that in the wildy, when you kill all the noobs You get to keep the loot youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve won Lord, I was born a Runescape man, Tryin to make a million and doin the best I can And when itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s time for killin, I hope youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll understand, That I was born a Runescape man. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m on my way to Catherby this mornin, Ran out of sharks and stuff you see TheyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re always having a good time down on the shore line Lord, them fishinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ noobs think the world of me. Lord, I was born a Runescape man, Tryin to make a million and doin the best I can And when itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s time for killin, I hope youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll understand, That I was born a Runescape man. Lord, I was born a Runescape manÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Lord, I was born a Runescape manÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ --- That DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t Impress Me Much (with a lot of help from Shania Twain) IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty tough But you know it cause you got the stuff You think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re special, you drive me up the wall YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got that santa hat, you know-it-all Oh-oo-oh, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re special Oh-oo-oh, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re something else Ok, so youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got an abby whip That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much So youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve killed a million dragons and such DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get me wrong, yeah, I think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re alright But you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t chat with me in the middle of the night That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much I never knew a guy with 99 wood cutting And a combat level of just three I have no use for a hundred thousand yew logs The concept of pure just mystifies me Oh-oo-oh, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re special Oh-oo-oh, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re something else Okay, so you know N0valyfe That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much So you got the stuff but you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have the touch DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get me wrong, yeah I think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re all right But you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t chat with me in the middle of the night That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re one of those guys who like to show off his armor Every set possible from the barrows, of course I canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t believe you got them all last night Come on baby tell me ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ you must be jokinÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢, right! Oh-oo-oh, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re special Oh-oo-oh, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re something else Ok, so youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve got full Sara That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much Did you do the trails to get that stuff? DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get me wrong, yeah I think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re all right But you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t chat with me in the middle of the night That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much You think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re cool but have you got the touch? DonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t get me wrong, yeah I think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re all right But you donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t chat with me during the long, lonely night That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me much Ok, so what do you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re Zezima or somethingÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Whatever That donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t impress me ---- Enjoy! I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxzeroxxx7 Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 I just spent the last two hours listining and laughing :lol: those are the best songs ever original too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh_soldier Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 page two makes me a sad panda. i still absolutely love these, might try writing my own rs song. watch this space! :P as promised, here we are. ultimate clan war (in the ultimate wilderness) maggotleader was hopping around the wilderness like a big playground when suddenly dommark leaped from a tree and stabbed maggot in the knee maggotleader got pissed and cast ice barrage but didn't expect a strike & charge from n0valyfe, feeling on top of the world when from a fire wave, into the sea he hurled and cursed you stood there, feeling fine till mendark blew him up, like a land mine but before it could make it back to f2p dommark jumped back out of his tree and took a crystal bow out from under his feet and turned mendark into raw meat but he ran out of power,and ran away because hei the pk came to save the day this is the clan war in the ultimate wilderness di, ds, and "the" clan, all armed with dds and only one will survive, I wonder who will take the test this is the Ultimate clan war in the ultimate wilderness maggot took a chunk out of dommark and threw it so far you couldnt see the mark and then n0va came back, wet to the bone but zezima threw him all the way home and dommark was injured, and trying to get steady when death treath took him out with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped H A 12 D with an abbysal whip then he saw maggotleader sneaking up from behind and he reached for his bow which he just couldn't find 'cause zezima stole it and he fired but missed and maggot killed him with his own fist then he leaped to the sky karils x-bow ready but bluerose made him fall like a rock made teddy onto H A 12 D, and they both went down like montage then they both got hit by an ice barrage this is the clan war in the ultimate wilderness di, ds, and "the" clan, all armed with dds and only one will survive, I wonder who will take the test this is the Ultimate clan war in the ultimate wilderness something screamed like a ferret in pain down from the clouds fell blackbane who threw a cabbage, green and leafy into bluerose's throat, past her teethy who fell to the floor, choking out loud as dommark tryed to hide, beneath a foggy shroud but bane saw through the transparent fog and he buried dommark, like a dog then maggotleader and dommark and every pker in the park and damage inc and dark slayers i think and novalyfe emerging from the drink the wilderness guardians, without any pardons cursed you, zezima and some 'tardens keepers of forgotten honour and black knights both joined in the fight the good fight all came through the members gate, fast as anything and they stamped on blackbane till he wasnt even a ding it was the bloodiest clan war 'scapes ever seen with looters not even getting a bean and the war raged on for many years but it ended, despite many fears the last one walked off to collect his baggage there was blipo with a bloodstained cabbage this is the clan war in the ultimate wilderness di, ds, and "the" clan, all armed with dds and only one will survive, I wonder who will take the test this is the ultimate clan war... this is the Ultimate clan war... this is the Ultimate clan war... in the ultimate wilderness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Haha, I love the Ultimate Showdown. New entry by me next week! :D This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short_Stuf Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Nice one Teh! Aaaah, Blipo and a bloodstained cabbage..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doogsidoof Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Bubsa, all i can say is wow... that was the most awesome thing i have ever herd/read. You are really good at singing (well... the Senatra was good). I think that you should make some more. Good luck thinking up lyrics. =D> Owner of a Quest cape since 9/11/08It's not about the other people, its about shooting cute furry things that explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 29, 2006 Author Share Posted June 29, 2006 Well, it's been awhile folks. Thanks for all of your kind feedback! An album is seriously being considered for the future, and this hot little number will definately be on it. You're bound to recognise it, and I manage to insult Birmingham as well! Hurrah! So sit back and listen to: Hit me with your abby whip - by Bubsa (feat. Ian Drury =P) In the deserts of Al Kharid And the wizards of Yanille From Ardougne to Lumbridge Town Left to right and up and down Hit me with your Abby whip! Hit me! Hit me! OMG! Jagex nerfed it! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your Abby whip! Whip me slowly, whip me quick! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! In the wilds of the wilderness And the graveyards of Canafis Elves that roam, And the gnomes Move their body to and fro Hit me with your Abby whip! Hit me! Hit me! LOL it ownz! C'est very 1337! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your Abby whip! It's nice to kill with a 3 hit Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! In the dock of Khazard port Past the house that I have bought Castle wars and Falador All the monsters that I have fought Hit me with your Abby whip! Hit me! Hit me! RuneHQ? NEIN! It's tip.it! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your Abby whip! Two Pkers, click, click, click! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! MIDI: http://www.hamienet.com/4460.mid MP3: http://media.putfile.com/Hit-me-with-yo ... --by-Bubsa ENJOY! This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striker6 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 and I manage to insult Birmingham as well! Hurrah! How dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurpy17 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 RuneScape Paradise YAYYYY \o/ lol "living in a noobscape paradise" thats the original also look wierd al yankovic - amish paradise :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyyankees588 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 rofl those songs own Getting another sig[removed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short_Stuf Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Woo! That new song is ownage! \ =D> \ =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katha610 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 ahahahah..... accent :D :lol: RuneHQ? NEIN! It's tip.it! german word in the song.. woohoo =D> :pray: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
math_le_gogo Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 woot can't wait to listen to hit ... ill listen when i reboot my comp my song just bugged again :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tru_vampire0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 made me laugh. but u have a lil too much free time. lol jk YOU ROCK! When I Have It, It's the World's. When I Don't Have It, The World Is Mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sligo Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 When I saw the song title, I thought you were gonna sing Pat Benatar's "Hit me with your best shot" Ah... Since you didn't, I'm thinking... You know, I was also looking at the lyrics to AC/DC's Shoot to Thrill today... Shoot to thrill Way to kill I got my bow and I'm ready gonna fire at will... We'll see what happens. You never know what these warped minds of ours can do. - Sligo I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 bubsa...you well uh p0ne :lol: well done...well done :3> :) Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuud Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 you are a very creative, and intelligent person, bravo on the work =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1canadian1 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I love the rap and Guns and Roses wahahah! RSN: Zammyftw ^^The girl that ruined music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatalhit_X Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 nobody talks about my songs................ :( *cry* :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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