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updated version

 

 

 

 

 

Old Kalphite Queen was hopping around

 

Al-Kharid City like a big playground

 

when suddenly NOvalyfe burst from the shade

 

and hit Kalphite Queen with a magic spell

 

Kalphite Queen got pissed and began to attack

 

but didn't expect to be blocked by Zammorak

 

who proceeded to open up a can of Zammy fu

 

when some noob came out of the blue

 

 

 

and he started beating up Zammorak

 

then they both got flattened by the gnome mobile

 

but before it could make it back to the tree gnome village

 

zezima popped out of his grave

 

and took an dragon halberd out from under his hat

 

and blew NOvalyfe away with a whack-a-whack-whack

 

but he ran out of special attack and he ran away

 

because King Black Dragon came to save the day

 

 

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Runescapeness

 

good guys, bad guys, in the wilderness as far as the eye can see

 

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate runescapeness

 

 

 

Kalphite Queen took a bite out of King Black Dragon

 

like a watch guard took a bite out of thieves

 

and then Zammorak came back covered in a tire track

 

but the Old Nite jumped out and landed on his back

 

and NOvalyfe was injured, and trying to get steady

 

when Zezima came back with a machete

 

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

 

hammer442 took him out with his abyssal whip

 

 

 

then he saw Kalphite Queen sneaking up from behind

 

and he reached for his dwarf cannon which he just couldn't find

 

'cause NOvalyfe stole it and he shot and he missed

 

and The Old Nite deflected it with his fist

 

then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

 

while Zezima tried to pole vault

 

onto King Black Dragon, but they collided in the air

 

then they both got hit by a Air Blast spell

 

 

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Runescapeness

 

good guys, bad guys, in the wilderness as far as the eye can see

 

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 

 

 

angels sang out in immaculate chorus

 

down from the heavens descended Bubsa Norris

 

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

 

into the crotch of hammer442

 

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

 

as NOvalyfe changed back into a noob

 

but Bubsa saw through his clever disguise

 

and he crushed NOvalyfe head in between his thighs

 

 

 

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

 

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

 

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

 

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

 

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

 

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

 

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

 

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

 

all came out of no where lightning fast

 

and they kicked Bubsa on his Runescape account

 

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

 

with NPC̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s looking on in total awe

 

 

 

and the fight raged on for a century

 

many lives were claimed, but eventually

 

the champions stood, the rest saw their better:

 

Jamman105 in bloodstained armor

 

 

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Runescapeness

 

good guys, bad guys, in the wilderness as far as the eye can see

 

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 

of Ultimate Runescapeness

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

based on Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

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Ok. So I wrote my own...

 

 

 

This is to the song "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. It's called the Realm of Runescape:

 

 

 

*song goes here*

 

 

 

 

 

- Sligo

 

 

 

Aaaaah, but you unlike bubsa wasn't gutsy enough to humiliate yourself by singing it :P

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Ok. So I wrote my own...

 

 

 

This is to the song "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel. It's called the Realm of Runescape:

 

 

 

*song goes here*

 

 

 

 

 

- Sligo

 

 

 

Aaaaah, but you unlike bubsa wasn't gutsy enough to humiliate yourself by singing it :P

 

 

 

You don't know the depth of humiliation I'd suffer if you heard me sing. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, I have no sense of maintaining a beat or rhythm. My gift is words. I'll let those of you with the gift of voice transform my words into something beautiful.

 

 

 

The only time I can sing well is when the stereo is louder than me. I tried singing in the shower once and the dog started barking.

 

 

 

So, you guys who have a voice, sing my songs! I want to hear them put to music!

 

 

 

- Sligo

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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant.

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Man, this is the second time i've posted. I've seen all the stuff you post around. Geez, i cant say much. Its awsome, and definetly inspiring. Ye living life to the fullest bubsa, thats really cool.

 

 

 

 

 

Nice.

 

 

 

 

 

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Where is the info about the past Slave Auction?

 

 

 

The thread and anything related to it has been... compromised... due to some issues that was raised at a later time.

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So here it is! The one so many of you have been waiting for. Many packets of strepsils got me through this, but now it's ready for your listening torture. Saluting Rock and/or Roll Gods, here is!!!

 

 

 

Falador City - by Bubsa (feat. Guns N' Roses :P)

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Log me on (Oh, won't you please log me on)

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Log me on (Oh, won't you please log me on)

 

 

 

Just a merchant livin' under street

 

I'm a high level that's hard to beat

 

I'm no charity case

 

So don't be begging by me

 

I'll pay you if you go and mine

 

Some essence of the pure kind

 

 

 

Rags to riches

 

Or so they say

 

I had a

 

PHat when I quit this game

 

And now I'm, a billionare

 

But I can't complain

 

You treat it like a capitol crime

 

Everybody's wastin' their time

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Oh, won't you please log me on, yeah yeah.

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Log me on!

 

 

 

Locked in the cage of the Al Kharid chamber

 

Isn't my idea of having fun-uh!

 

The game is addicting or says the BBC

 

Full of adolescent teens

 

Tell me that you're gonna believe

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Log me on yeah yeah

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Oh, won't you please log me on, yeah!

 

 

 

So fa-aaaar away, So fa-aaaar away,

 

So fa-aaaar away, So fa-aaaar away!

 

 

 

The community's been torn apart

 

Jagex now rule

 

With a broken heart

 

I don't care anyway

 

I sell my stuff on eBay

 

Buyers must be outta their minds

 

"Are you blind?!"

 

I've seen it all a million times

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Log me on yeah yeah

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Oh, won't you please log me on

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Log me on! yeah yeah

 

 

 

Take me down to the Falador City

 

Where the merchants sell

 

And the knights are plenty

 

Oh, won't you please log me o-oooon!

 

 

 

O-oooooon!

 

 

 

I want to go

 

I want to know

 

Oh, won't you please log me on

 

 

 

I want to see

 

Oh, look at me

 

Oh, won't you please log me on

 

 

 

*General rock out here*

 

 

 

MIDI: http://209.197.106.133/19580222/rock/gu ... e_City.mid

 

MP3: http://media.putfile.com/Falador-City-by-Bubsa

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So here it is! The one so many of you have been waiting for. Many packets of strepsils got me through this, but now it's ready for your listening torture. Saluting Rock and/or Roll Gods, here is!!!

 

 

 

Falador City - by Bubsa (feat. Guns N' Roses :P)

 

 

 

*song goes here*

 

 

 

 

 

MIDI: http://209.197.106.133/19580222/rock/gu ... e_City.mid

 

MP3: http://media.putfile.com/Falador-City-by-Bubsa

 

 

 

Awesome :P

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its true falador city is the best so far... but maybe thats just because i like rock... naaa it really is the best

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