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that ones true though

 

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"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't." - acenator's siggy

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"Thats what she said" :twss:

 

 

 

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a life time."

 

 

 

"There 3 kinds of people in this world, people who can count, and those who cant." - George Bush #2

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"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't." - acenator's siggy

 

I actually got that one off of a shirt. :D

 

 

 

 

 

Here's another one of my favorites:

 

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

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0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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I've heard it somewhere. It was someone with a real monotone voice.

 

Nope!

 

Is that from that film... no idea what it's called... and there's a film festival and this guy puts on this really boring pretentious film and everyone's falling asleep, then the video changes and there's a woman and it's summer and everyone wakes up and cheers?... /random thoughts, sorry

 

Nope!

 

cirque de soleil?

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I've heard it somewhere. It was someone with a real monotone voice.

 

Nope!

 

Is that from that film... no idea what it's called... and there's a film festival and this guy puts on this really boring pretentious film and everyone's falling asleep, then the video changes and there's a woman and it's summer and everyone wakes up and cheers?... /random thoughts, sorry

 

Nope!

 

cirque de soleil?

 

Holy crap :shock:

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I've heard it somewhere. It was someone with a real monotone voice.

 

Nope!

 

Is that from that film... no idea what it's called... and there's a film festival and this guy puts on this really boring pretentious film and everyone's falling asleep, then the video changes and there's a woman and it's summer and everyone wakes up and cheers?... /random thoughts, sorry

 

Nope!

 

cirque de soleil?

 

Holy crap :shock:

 

holy crap?

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I've heard it somewhere. It was someone with a real monotone voice.

 

Nope!

 

Is that from that film... no idea what it's called... and there's a film festival and this guy puts on this really boring pretentious film and everyone's falling asleep, then the video changes and there's a woman and it's summer and everyone wakes up and cheers?... /random thoughts, sorry

 

Nope!

 

cirque de soleil?

 

Holy crap :shock:

 

holy crap?

 

 

 

Yup, that's where it came from. :twss:

 

 

 

Nah, it probably just means you're right lol

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My goal is to live forever, so far so good.

 

 

 

I'm not a goat, I'm just horny.

 

 

 

A rich man is talking to a poor man and says "I'll give you all of my riches if you tell me your secret to happiness" to which the poor man replies "The secret is I don't want your riches".

May the presents of our lord and savior, Santa, be with you this holiday season!

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I can change anything except a girl's last name. Already done that twice!

 

Undoubtedly said before, but this is the first I've heard it and it was from Billy Mays. :thumbup:

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

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Here are a couple more of my favorites:

 

 

 

"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it wasn't meant to go there anyways."

 

 

 

"No matter where you are, there you'll be."

 

 

 

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know where I got the last one, you need to Google it and watch the movie. If you find you don't like the movie, I suggest you go jump off a cliff before I hunt you down and murder you for blaspheme. 8-)

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Here are a couple more of my favorites:

 

 

 

"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it wasn't meant to go there anyways."

 

 

 

"No matter where you are, there you'll be."

 

 

 

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know where I got the last one, you need to Google it and watch the movie. If you find you don't like the movie, I suggest you go jump off a cliff before I hunt you down and murder you for blaspheme. 8-)

 

I didn't really like that movie that much...

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Here are a couple more of my favorites:

 

 

 

"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it wasn't meant to go there anyways."

 

 

 

"No matter where you are, there you'll be."

 

 

 

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know where I got the last one, you need to Google it and watch the movie. If you find you don't like the movie, I suggest you go jump off a cliff before I hunt you down and murder you for blaspheme. 8-)

 

I didn't really like that movie that much...

 

 

 

He posted instructions on what to do then.

 

 

 

Btw, it's Inuego, not Indigo ;)

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Here are a couple more of my favorites:

 

 

 

"If it doesn't fit, force it. If it breaks it wasn't meant to go there anyways."

 

 

 

"No matter where you are, there you'll be."

 

 

 

"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know where I got the last one, you need to Google it and watch the movie. If you find you don't like the movie, I suggest you go jump off a cliff before I hunt you down and murder you for blaspheme. 8-)

 

I didn't really like that movie that much...

 

 

 

He posted instructions on what to do then.

 

 

 

Btw, it's Inuego, not Indigo ;)

 

@ Life Mage: I suggest you start running. :evil:

 

 

 

@ Dizzle: Actually, according to the monkeys over at ThinkGeek.com and whoever/whatever controls the Internet Movie Database, it is "Inigo." Which, now that I think about it, sounds more correct that either of our first thoughts on the subject. #-o

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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"its not how much time you have in this world but what you do with it"

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Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home from a party after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with seven men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies who always had the munchies. The fault is not mine! if you had this childhood and loved it put this in your signature!

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Ilu tif!!! People here get the andrew Ryan reference. Personal quote:

 

if at first you don't succeed...meh. It probably isn't worth doing anyway..." panzer

 

If at first you don't succeed, you will be punished in terrifying and horrific ways.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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