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My favourite saying in real life is, "Guess who's going to get in the crotch?" in a really pleasant voice. :|

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My favourite saying in real life is, "Guess who's going to get in the crotch?" in a really pleasant voice. :|

 

 

 

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"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys."

 

 

 

If ANYONE, can point out what that is from, I will come to your house, no matter where in the world you live. I will approach your house, knock on your door, and when you answer it, I will hand you the internet and some cookies, because you are officially the most awesome person on earth, past present and future.

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"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys."

 

 

 

If ANYONE, can point out what that is from, I will come to your house, no matter where in the world you live. I will approach your house, knock on your door, and when you answer it, I will hand you the internet and some cookies, because you are officially the most awesome person on earth, past present and future.

 

Bioshock.

 

 

 

Chocolate chip mortal.

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"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys."

 

 

 

If ANYONE, can point out what that is from, I will come to your house, no matter where in the world you live. I will approach your house, knock on your door, and when you answer it, I will hand you the internet and some cookies, because you are officially the most awesome person on earth, past present and future.

 

Bioshock.

 

 

 

Chocolate chip mortal.

 

 

 

Damnit.

 

 

 

Extra cookie if you tell me the character's name and another quote from him. (and you can't use "the")

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Andrew Ryan, self-made dictator of the underwater utopia-turned-dystopia of Rapture. "The Man in Moscow says it belongs to everyone."

 

 

 

Choose a less popular game to offer cookies from, dawg.

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"A Man Chooses, a Slave Obeys."

 

 

 

If ANYONE, can point out what that is from, I will come to your house, no matter where in the world you live. I will approach your house, knock on your door, and when you answer it, I will hand you the internet and some cookies, because you are officially the most awesome person on earth, past present and future.

 

Bioshock.

 

 

 

Chocolate chip mortal.

 

 

 

Damnit.

 

 

 

Extra cookie if you tell me the character's name and another quote from him. (and you can't use "the")

 

Andrew Ryan

 

 

 

"Come here. Stop, would you kindly? Would you kindly... It's a powerful phrase... A familiar phrase? Sit, would you kindly? Stand, would you kindly? Run! Stop! Turn. A man chooses, a slave obeys. Kill."

 

 

 

And Lent, he said you can't use the word "The"

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Andrew Ryan, self-made dictator of the underwater utopia-turned-dystopia of Rapture. "The Man in Moscow says it belongs to everyone."

 

 

 

Choose a less popular game to offer cookies from, dawg.

 

 

 

Alright.

 

 

 

"They call me fidget, because I never stop moving!"

 

 

 

You will never, EVER get it.

 

 

 

Same goes to you too, riku.

 

 

 

Still, your cookies and internet will be brought to you.

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How could you have seriously expected nobody to get that?

 

 

 

I'm going to pull an OJ Simpson and say that's from Holes.

 

 

 

My favourite saying in real life is, "Guess who's going to get in the crotch?" in a really pleasant voice. :|

 

That's the point where I just smile and thrust tauntingly.

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My turn!

 

 

 

"Plucked from safety and ushered into the spotlight... you find yourself center stage. As your mind swirls, the world you knew dissolves beneath your feet. Surf this crimson wave into an uncharted realm... sail the turbulent waters of discontentment. Float in the calm of peaceful dreams. Journey across oceans of time... hope and courage alone will guide you... as you nagivate toward the shores of your own creation."

 

 

 

I really doubt anyone's gonna get this one though :P

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My turn!

 

 

 

"Plucked from safety and ushered into the spotlight... you find yourself center stage. As your mind swirls, the world you knew dissolves beneath your feet. Surf this crimson wave into an uncharted realm... sail the turbulent waters of discontentment. Float in the calm of peaceful dreams. Journey across oceans of time... hope and courage alone will guide you... as you nagivate toward the shores of your own creation."

 

 

 

I really doubt anyone's gonna get this one though :P

 

I've heard it somewhere. It was someone with a real monotone voice.

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My favourite saying in real life is, "Guess who's going to get in the crotch?" in a really pleasant voice. :|

 

That's the point where I just smile and thrust tauntingly.

 

And that's the point where I kick you in the crotch and then knee you in the jaw as you keel over.

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The Hoosiers' song Trick to Life has a great message to it I think - "the trick to life is not to get too attached to it". So true... if you worry about ruining everything all the time or being 'unsafe' (fine line between safety and obsession) life wouldn't be enjoyable. There are so many ridiculous things happening atm in the name of hygiene and safety. I'm all for both of those, but taking it to the point that being safe is more important than having fun?

 

 

 

My turn!

 

 

 

"Plucked from safety and ushered into the spotlight... you find yourself center stage. As your mind swirls, the world you knew dissolves beneath your feet. Surf this crimson wave into an uncharted realm... sail the turbulent waters of discontentment. Float in the calm of peaceful dreams. Journey across oceans of time... hope and courage alone will guide you... as you nagivate toward the shores of your own creation."

 

 

 

Is that from that film... no idea what it's called... and there's a film festival and this guy puts on this really boring pretentious film and everyone's falling asleep, then the video changes and there's a woman and it's summer and everyone wakes up and cheers?... /random thoughts, sorry

 

 

 

 

 

"I disagree with what you say, but would defend to the death your right to say it." Summary of some of Voltaire the french philosopher's ideas by... some other random person.

 

 

 

Anyone know who said this? :D

 

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I've heard it somewhere. It was someone with a real monotone voice.

 

Nope!

 

Is that from that film... no idea what it's called... and there's a film festival and this guy puts on this really boring pretentious film and everyone's falling asleep, then the video changes and there's a woman and it's summer and everyone wakes up and cheers?... /random thoughts, sorry

 

Nope!

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How could you have seriously expected nobody to get that?

 

 

 

 

Because nobody I know irl got it.

 

 

 

So stupid they are... they'll be easily manipulated into an army.....

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I do know loads of sayings

 

but i cant think of them all so just my 2 faves..

 

 

 

"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die." - linkin park - hands held high

 

"Follow the dream, not the competition." - flawless dance troop - britains got talent

 

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