Lenin64 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 "Holy Jesus Christ on Rubber Crutches" "you say that like it's a bad thing" (usually used when someone notes the destruction potential of something I want to do/build) Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Orthodoxy is unconciousness Everyone can be insane (both from 1984) and my favorite saying of my calculus teacher. "Don't do your calculus homework in homeroom 5 minutes before class, use homeroom for english, this stuff is more important then english." (to clarify this is an american school so its not english as a second language) Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter360x Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 The pen might be mightier than the sword, but no one ever got a [bleep]ing chest wound from a ballpoint pen. - Anonymous Who said that? I have a pen here and am willing to make him the first to get a chest wound from it. Some guy called Anon Y. Mous. Hunter Edit: More quotes:- "Life is like a chicken, that evolves into a dinosaur that turns into a dog that steps on a mine in a cnstruction site, and after stepping on some dynamite, it blows up and it's bone flies into the air, and pierces your skull. Now you're gushing blood from your head and you fall down and that's how you die." "I hate when people say they had a dream that tells them that someone is pregnant. For example, she dreamed of seven fishes in six bowls and a shark came by and ate a fly but he spit it out and it turned into a fairy that was throwing teeth to the ground and one of the teeth hit a bear on a bicycle that said only you can prevent forest fires." "Impossible is a word thrown around by the weak who choose not to explore the true power bestowed upon them. Impossible is a word created by the scared, impossible is a false word. Impossible is nothing." All Anonymous Thanks to Goldwolflord, megadedhed, willmcdermot, Biabf, jak722, born2die, Mediumwell, xxxShade, Random, speedofsound, edtheripper, and Alduron for the awesome sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aka_Chao Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 "Good news everyone!..." Professer from Futurama Someone I know of had a dolphin tattooed on her chest. She got fat and the dolphin turned into a whale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 quotes and sayins? id have to say my favourite one is "you just lost the game" I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts." - Shakespeare So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Don't tease the nerds, one day you'll be working for one. The pen is mightier than the sword. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Neither of these are sayings... just quotes. Most of the ones posted in this thread are just quotes though. "I am against the teaching of evolution in schools. I am also against widespread literacy and the refrigeration of food." "... what followed was probably the sorriest game of human Frogger that was ever played." I just get a brilliant mental image from the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons-"I Forget Who" Verdi Vidi Vici- I came, I saw, I conquered-"Julius Caesar" God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkace21 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 He who has hand in pants, feel cocky all day. -Confucius. It's not a black thing, it's not a white thing, it's a green thing. People in glass houses should shower in the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Verdi Vidi Vici- I came, I saw, I conquered-"Julius Caesar" Veni vidi vici* Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! [He slashes a large V through a propaganda poster.] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V". -"V" of V for Vendetta. Best. Monologue. Ever. EDIT: there's a parody version for /b/ known as "B". 10 points to whoever posts it. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodenFruit Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." "Wealth beyond measure, Outlander." "Good men are hard to find, you always find the other kind." And the entire lyrics of 'The Trapeze Swinger' by Iron and Wine. Also I loved the Starfish story thing on the first page. ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant and vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! [He slashes a large V through a propaganda poster.] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me "V". -"V" of V for Vendetta. Best. Monologue. Ever. EDIT: there's a parody version for /b/ known as "B". 10 points to whoever posts it. BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING [cabbage], BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/. I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 When in doubt, jump off the Empire State Building. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tapner Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Follow your dreams, for as you dream you shall become. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. Thanks to littleboy for the signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and security to all, but especially to democracies as against despots. What is it? Distrust." - Demosthenes I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Not the entire universe, that's where i keep my stuff. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 My dad uses this one when I act lazy, and I'm starting to use it as well. "When it's time to perform, the time for preparation has passed" [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodenFruit Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "The distance the shotput goes depends upon the *effort* you put into it! PERSPIRATION!" ______________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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