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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

No, its over bearing [developmentally delayed] school boards that do. And sorry to say, but schools really shouldn't have junk food in their vending machines. They also shouldn't have water for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

...why not water?

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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

No, its over bearing [developmentally delayed] school boards that do. And sorry to say, but schools really shouldn't have junk food in their vending machines. They also shouldn't have water for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

...why not water?

 

Well nobody drinks water at my school because the water fountains are crap and produce lukewarm water and a bottle of Aquafina costs $1.25...

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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

No, its over bearing [developmentally delayed] school boards that do. And sorry to say, but schools really shouldn't have junk food in their vending machines. They also shouldn't have water for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

...why not water?

 

Because from the fountains, its free. $1.25 min. for bottled water absurd.

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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

No, its over bearing [developmentally delayed] school boards that do. And sorry to say, but schools really shouldn't have junk food in their vending machines. They also shouldn't have water for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

...why not water?

 

Because from the fountains, its free. $1.25 min. for bottled water absurd.

 

 

 

Depends on the bottled water.

 

 

 

Personally, I prefer it to tap water, and I usually a case of it is bought from Costco when it runs out.

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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

No, its over bearing [developmentally delayed] school boards that do. And sorry to say, but schools really shouldn't have junk food in their vending machines. They also shouldn't have water for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

...why not water?

 

Because from the fountains, its free. $1.25 min. for bottled water absurd.

 

 

 

With bottled water it's not disgusting.

 

 

 

P.S. Water at my machine is like 50 cents.

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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

No, its over bearing [developmentally delayed] school boards that do. And sorry to say, but schools really shouldn't have junk food in their vending machines. They also shouldn't have water for obvious reasons.

 

 

 

...why not water?

 

Because from the fountains, its free. $1.25 min. for bottled water absurd.

 

 

 

With bottled water it's not disgusting.

 

 

 

P.S. Water at my machine is like 50 cents.

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There are two working water fountains at my school, and one of them barely works. This is a school of 2000-2500 people I'm talking about, not some small school with 100 or so kids.

 

Bottled water is also more convenient, do you really want to leave the classroom whenever you're thirsty?

 

Anyway, I bring my own water from home. And this is getting quite off-topic.

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Makes me think of a guy on a treadmill chasing a burger on a string <3: . (No offense)

 

 

 

It's his life, he can choose to spend it how he wants. Though you care for him and all, he's gotta care for himself. Maybe the hardline approach is neccesary, show him the hard facts of what could happen.

 

 

 

But anywho, the situation may not be so bad, just take him out and do more excercise and such, should do you all good! <3:

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Let Josh do what Josh wants to do.

 

Yeah, well it's kids like Josh that force school districts to take the good food from vending machines.

 

 

 

Take out the good food, get more kids skipping lessons to go to McDonalds or something for food that isnt 100% rubber. Just 98.5%.

 

 

 

People do that at my school. I do too lol

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how to get your freind to lose weight in an easy 3 step program:

 

 

 

step 1: hit said freind over head with frying pan (other solid, heavy objects work but a frying pan is ideal for proper weight to diameter ratio)

 

 

 

step 2: drag freind to hospital

 

 

 

step 3: get him a lyposuction or gastric bypass

 

 

 

 

 

there is your very simple, no-hassle methood for getting your freind to stop being a huge tub of lard :thumbsup:

 

 

 

you can thank me later.

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how to get your freind to lose weight in an easy 3 step program:

 

 

 

step 1: hit said freind over head with frying pan (other solid, heavy objects work but a frying pan is ideal for proper weight to diameter ratio)

 

 

 

step 2: drag freind to hospital

 

 

 

step 3: get him a lyposuction or gastric bypass

 

 

 

 

 

there is your very simple, no-hassle methood for getting your freind to stop being a huge tub of lard :thumbsup:

 

 

 

you can thank me later.

 

How do you drag an overweight person? He'd be too heavy to drag!

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1. All you need to do is wait till he notices girls.

 

2. He finally realizes that he has a better chance to get aforementioned girls with lower weight.

 

3. He also realizes that he doesn't want to waste his life and not have the opportunity to exciting things due to his weight.

 

4. ???

 

5. PROFIT!

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1. All you need to do is wait till he notices girls.

 

2. He finally realizes that he has a better chance to get aforementioned girls with lower weight.

 

3. He also realizes that he doesn't want to waste his life and not have the opportunity to exciting things due to his weight.

 

4. ???

 

5. PROFIT!

 

Not true. My friend in 8th grade was over 200 lbs at 14 and had no less than 3 girlfriends that year.

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1. All you need to do is wait till he notices girls.

 

2. He finally realizes that he has a better chance to get aforementioned girls with lower weight.

 

3. He also realizes that he doesn't want to waste his life and not have the opportunity to exciting things due to his weight.

 

4. ???

 

5. PROFIT!

 

 

 

what if hes a chubby chaser? if so, your 5 step solution is getting beat up in a dark alley by my much simpler, 3 step solution for weight loss.

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