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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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2 mins till friday of no school

 

feels good man

 

also brb

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Pretty sure my partner in chem caught me staring at her cleavage today. She's a senior, I'm a sophomore. But we both get along really well and joke all the time. But [cabbage] was so awkward. Just quickly adjusted my glare and darted my eyes around the room like I was never looking at anything. She didn't say anything. Awwwwwwwwwwkward.

 

When [cabbage] like that happens, quickly looking away makes it obvious that you feel you were caught doing something bad, or embarrasing.

 

One risky, and not guaranteed way to get away in such situation is to keep on staring, like if you were thinking about something rather than actually looking at her cleavage. I'm not saying it will work, but you have better chances than if you just look away.

 

I know all of this because I'm an expert on the subject and I have 3 books published on this.

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Pretty sure my partner in chem caught me staring at her cleavage today. She's a senior, I'm a sophomore. But we both get along really well and joke all the time. But [cabbage] was so awkward. Just quickly adjusted my glare and darted my eyes around the room like I was never looking at anything. She didn't say anything. Awwwwwwwwwwkward.

 

When [cabbage] like that happens, quickly looking away makes it obvious that you feel you were caught doing something bad, or embarrasing.

 

One risky, and not guaranteed way to get away in such situation is to keep on staring, like if you were thinking about something rather than actually looking at her cleavage. I'm not saying it will work, but you have better chances than if you just look away.

 

I know all of this because I'm an expert on the subject and I have 3 books published on this.

I might be able to get away with the keep staring approach, as I actually do zone out all the time.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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>In World History

>Somehow we get talking about texas.

> Our teacher says "Everything is bigger in texas, except for brains."

>Not the brightest tool in the shed blond girl, but she dyed black hair, pipes up: "Im froom texas" she isn't.

>I say: "Well THAT explains alot!"

>whole class erupts into laughter, teacher is on the floor laughing.

>I am the King of Wit.

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Dad?

 

I should probably go get a shower now. I'm slightly crusty cuz I never washed the sweat off. Brb.

I get the same way when I don't shower for a few days...

 

Thanks for the nice visual, Wits.

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you're welcome... dad...

 

My friend sent me a text from her boyfriend that said something about how I got her for years and he's making up for lost time, it was kind of a joke but wow do I feel upset now

you have me!!! why do you still insist on keeping RL friends? :mellow:

 

I sometimes shower during the weekends. And since it is hopefully warming up I needs to start running on the weekends again.

 

@zoe: Is it really going to matter tomorrow? Is it going to have major physical consequences? If not, chill. Don't take life too seriously.

it will matter tomorrow.. because she'll think about it and dream about it. it's going to have major emotional consequences as she'll see the BF as a threat to her spending time with her friend, and she'll want to get rid of him.

 

I don't spend much time caring how I look daily, just when I feel like it. And I don't wear makeup, I've worn it twice in the past six months, homecoming and senior pictures.

I don't wear make up either... I do however wear homemade lip-balm that i made from vaseline, glycerol and vitamin E oil.. its really good, and although it makes my lips look shiny, it heals the skin as i get chapped lips easily and peel it off and eat it.

 

Like I do nothing in the morning, if my hair is straight I do it the night before and quick fix it, otherwise normal morning consists of me getting woken up at 6, going back to sleep till 6:16, then getting dressed, normal hygienic activities, grab food for backpack, and leaving by 6:48.

when I get up in the morning, i go shower for about 30-45 minutes.. depending on the time.. then i brush my teeth.. then i get dressed, sometimes if I have time, I'll blow dry my hair.. and then I'll get dressed, and run to catch the bus.

 

I want laser eye surgery

watch this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4kDC4sZ5Jg

 

i want to stop getting zits on my back.

 

i have school tomorrow. But I'm a senior with less than 60 days left in the year.

 

U mad?

I used to get zits on my back too.. then wehn I got fat, my face broke out and i have acne scars over my face now...

 

I like short wimmin.

 

 

GO TO BED HALO I SEE YOUR LURKING!

I'm 5' 1-2"

 

Girls with any sort of visible body hair are gross.

I hope they have hair on their head.

[hide]What else am i gonna hold on to?

:twss:[/hide]

:twisted: so you like bald girls pie?

 

and if hair is supposed to keep us warm why did we lose it over most of our body.

Because we lived in Africa, where it's hot.

 

A few of the potential anorexia effects include:

 

* Loss of approximately 30% or more of body weight leading to emaciation.

* Irregular or complete loss of menstrual period.

* Dry skin.

* Hair loss. On the head. I'm talking about the rest of the body.

* Growth of fine body hair.

* Heart damage / heart attack

* Bone loss / osteoperosis

* Withdrawal and isolation.

* Death.

 

Look at the hair on your arms and tell me how much air you think is going to be trapped under there. Now imagine a breeze. I think you get my point. The only area where it really might have an impact is your head.

I never said it had a major impact. Just that that's what your body does naturally when it adapts to the cold.

 

We know fat works for keeping you warm because animals who live in cold climates use it all the time.

Your body uses hair if it can't keep the fat. And you know, leg fat isn't exactly convenient ever. Just sayin'.

 

A poisonous rabbit would be counter-productive to it's already evolved defense mechanism, agility and speed. I don't see how losing hair would adversely effect apes as they are.

 

Also as I understand it no one is 100% sure why we lost our hair. I've heard one theory that we were sort of "aquatic apes". Thus we use fat because it's better for keeping warm in water, and stood up so we can go into deeper water to get food/carry our babies.

 

Bed for real now.

on my quest to find out if mermaids are real, through internet research, i came across the aquatic ape theory. I believe it explains everything... and it fits nicely into other theories about human evolution.

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My grandpa just phoned me telling me how he was playing Zuma and the game "disapeared" :thumbsup:

 

I'm happy because when I installed the game he said he didn't want it, and that he was fine with chess and tetris.

 

I'm slowly turning my grandpa into the king of casuals. Now, I should install him Peggle and Bejeweled...

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I wasn't lurking last night.

 

>In World History

>Somehow we get talking about texas.

> Our teacher says "Everything is bigger in texas, except for brains."

>Not the brightest tool in the shed blond girl, but she dyed black hair, pipes up: "Im froom texas" she isn't.

>I say: "Well THAT explains alot!"

>whole class erupts into laughter, teacher is on the floor laughing.

>I am the King of Wit.

4QtVi.jpg

Dad?

 

Thanks for the nice visual, Wits.

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you're welcome... dad...

 

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I wasn't lurking last night.

 

>In World History

>Somehow we get talking about texas.

> Our teacher says "Everything is bigger in texas, except for brains."

>Not the brightest tool in the shed blond girl, but she dyed black hair, pipes up: "Im froom texas" she isn't.

>I say: "Well THAT explains alot!"

>whole class erupts into laughter, teacher is on the floor laughing.

>I am the King of Wit.

4QtVi.jpg

Dad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg2u_De8j5o

 

Thanks for the nice visual, Wits.

zM7hc.jpg

you're welcome... dad...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o19CaOSuD8&feature=related

 

Daddy! :mellow:

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