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DAYUM. Riding bike down a main street back to dorm from library and I get to a crossing. The first car goes, fine. The second looks my way, the other way, and proceeds to go as I'm getting to the crossing and he hits me.My bike and everything is fine, but I did leave a small dent in his car (A BMW M3 or M5).
LAWSUIT! PRESS CHARGES!

I would.. but I'm not injured...

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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>random freshie adds me on facebook

>this is his profile picture.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I feel like it's hard to breath.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I don't know.

Feels like mucus or something in my throat and it feels better to breathe from my mouth then my nose.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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My nose is alright.

It just doesn't feel right to breathe out of it.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I feel so unemotional right now.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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