champion Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 >be 14 or 15>history lesson>teacher asks class something about battle of somme>think i'm pro and put my hand up>everyone looks at me and i turn red>meakly try to say while stuttering like crazy field marshall haig>something gets caught in my throat>start mad coughing and gasping for air>everyone starts laughing at me>stand up and run to door>snot explodes from my nose and i'm still gasping for air and coughing>start crying as i struggle to open the door>everyone is still laughing except for teacher who is facepalming>finally open the door and spend the rest of lesson crying in the toilet>think about killing myself, realize i'm too [kitty] and run home>lost all friends after that day and was called the 'snot stig' for the rest of my time in high school hahahaha oh my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 >be 14 or 15>history lesson>teacher asks class something about battle of somme>think i'm pro and put my hand up>everyone looks at me and i turn red>meakly try to say while stuttering like crazy field marshall haig>something gets caught in my throat>start mad coughing and gasping for air>everyone starts laughing at me>stand up and run to door>snot explodes from my nose and i'm still gasping for air and coughing>start crying as i struggle to open the door>everyone is still laughing except for teacher who is facepalming>finally open the door and spend the rest of lesson crying in the toilet>think about killing myself, realize i'm too [kitty] and run home>lost all friends after that day and was called the 'snot stig' for the rest of my time in high school hahahaha oh my godYou're so cool and edgy pie. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 well thank you tyler, but i question how copying and pasting a funny story from 4chan is somehow an attempt at me trying to be cool and edgy... i don't care if you insult me, but please be more clever next time. :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Hey guys, I just put out a new video. Hope you like it. inb4peopleactuallythinkit'sme "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Hey guys, I just put out a new video. Hope you like it. inb4peopleactuallythinkit'smeYou're so cool and edgy halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Oh woah Halo. Have you lost weight? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Yeah. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno385 Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Oh woah Halo. Have you lost weight? Oh I get it! It's funny because the dude is very fat! LOLOLOLOLZ In fact, I do have some pancake mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Oh woah Halo. Have you lost weight? Oh I get it! It's funny because the dude is very fat! LOLOLOLOLZ "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Oh woah Halo. Have you lost weight? Oh I get it! It's funny because the dude is very fat! LOLOLOLOLZ...is everything okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Until the Bear comes around. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 When the Seany comes around.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Oh god damnit. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 WHHHHATTEVA Now I can post as much as I want now. Mhmmmm "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Prepare for the flood of Halo posts. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 A band called Hypster. Yup. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Prepare for the flood of Halo posts. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 new pic of me, be gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Let it be known throughout the forums, Seany doesn't give a [bleep], I'll raise obnoxious hell for a bro any day. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Loving the avatar. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 Hello SeanyTheSailor, could you please remove your current avatar? I did not give you permission to superimpose the words "Virgin" underneath a picture of me. It is offensive and harassing. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I found it amusing. halo found it somewhere. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 I made it, Seany. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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