Have you ever been in any fights? Explain what led up to it and what was the outcome.

 

 

 

So, my first ever fight. Talking to this one pretty girl. Her boyfriend came up and punched me. I yell "WTF DUDE." Then attempts to punch me again, I dodge, Wing Chun punch him, roundhouse kick to face, KO.

 

 

 

My second? After school, walking to mcdonalds. People try to trip me and taunt me saying things like "Aye what's up wimp[cabbage]? Little fairy, we'll lay your [wagon] out." I say; "Try me." So 3 people come up and attack me, they land a few punches on my face. Knock me down to ground, triangle choked one guy, got up and used the edge of my palm to hit the other guy in the temple, he's unconcious, and the last person, I just straight kicked his knee, he was down, almost got up but I punched him in the face one last time. Yelled , " Who's the boss? Who's the motha (cabbage) boss?" and I just walked away.

 

 

 

So, how were your fights? If any?

fighting is bad.

 

I haven't gotten into an actual fight in a long time, a couple of almost fights, but nothing happened, or two, three punches back and forth.

ITT: Lies and e-penis measuring. Just watch.

ITT: Lies and e-penis measuring. Just watch.

 

QFT

ITT: Lies and e-penis measuring. Just watch.

 

I already see a 17-incher.

 

 

 

Haven't been in a fight for years. Only one I can really remember was rolling around hitting some kid. And that's what any fight is, unless you're in a Bruce Lee movie. Rolling around wrestling or boxing, which usually turns into wrestling.

 

 

 

I guess my e-pen is small.

Aren't you the guy who made the "Why do people assume men cry less?" thread? What shifted you from crying for 2 hours a day to knocking people out with a roundhouse kick?

How do you roundhouse kick someone in the face anyway? That takes skill.

Aren't you the guy who made the "Why to people assume men cry less?" thread? What shifted you from crying for 2 hours a day to knocking people out with a roundhouse kick?

 

 

 

He has to look hard somehow.

 

 

 

Seriously, does anyone actually care about these type of threads? What good is talking about fighting on an internet forum? It's something you do with mates.

 

 

 

If you just talk about how much you fight, and try to appear hard online, people will just think of you as a thug.

I wish I could be in a badass fight straight out of a kung fu movie but noooo, there must be knuckle dusters and sucker punches. Err, and there is the little fact that I do not know any kung fu.

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

 

 

 

That's exactly what I was thinking. :lol:

:shock:

 

 

 

Your pretty violent for a kids whose only 13.

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

 

Whats not illogical about that?[/sarcasm]

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

 

I love Tip.it :lol:

if you get into a fight with 3 people, you don't win anyways. Pretty much regardless of physical strength.

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

 

 

 

I will make a video of my physical training, strikes, and such if you want?

edit: Man, I've had one hell of a bad post streak today #-o

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

 

 

 

I will make a video of my physical training, strikes, and such if you want?

 

I'm sure she'd love that.

Oh and he's just started 8th grade, and supposedly has a visible 6 pack, can take on three people in a fight, and can roundhouse someone to the face.

 

And he cries 2 hours a day.

 

Totally.

 

 

 

I will make a video of my physical training, strikes, and such if you want?

 

Try making a video of you getting punched in the face repeatedly, being knocked down, then knocking someone out with your palm, strangling the other guy, and then kicking the other guy when hes down like a real man.

One time I ripped out a guys spine and beat him with it.

 

:)

One time I ripped out a guys spine and beat him with it.

 

:)

 

Did you eat his heart to gain his courage?

Wow, great imagination kid.

One time I ripped out a guys spine and beat him with it.

 

:)

 

Did you eat his heart to gain his courage?

 

Duh.

Hate to be the fun police, but this is full of spam. Not to mention we have a thread about [bleep]ing middle-schoolers fighting every week.

 

 

 

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