Yeah, just post times that when you look back at them, you really wonder if your brain wasnt asleep and your IQ -10. Don't make anything up, just be honest :) . And no flaming, no matter how [developmentally delayed]ed what someone said is. :evil: .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll start out..

 

 

 

A couple weeks ago coming home from school, I was walking down the street to my house, from the bus. I had my hands in my pocket as I usually do, and I started feeling around for my key in my pocket. I couldn't find it in the right pocket, so I looked in my left, not there. I started getting scared that I lost it, and I was gonna end up locked out. I looked in my backpack not there, and then here's where it gets really bad- the key was in my hand the whole time. :oops: I'd just been holding it for so long that I couldn't notice i was still holding it. (know what I mean?). :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know if any of you can honestly beat that :P

Reminds me of this;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My family and I were at the park. My classmate and his family was there too. I was riding a bike and they were riding their boards. When it was time to go home, I looked everywhere in the park for my helmet. When I got tired of looking, I went to my classmate and ask, "Do you know where my helmet is?" He looked at me then started laughing then pointed at my head. I was wearing my helmet all along :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He still hasn't forgotted about it to this day :cry:

I think the whole looking-for-something-that's-in-my-hand thing happens to pretty much everyone. But once, I was at this cubs game, and some guy hit a foul ball, and I stuck out my hand to catch it, but then everyone was angry at me, and then security made me leave. So that was a pretty big brain freeze.

Back in the days when I was a little hooligan and my friends told me Egging houses was kool were dumb times. Oneday my friends met me at the park and they said they had eggs and we were going to Egg houses. Well I went along with them because I was excited.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So here we are riding down this street and they stop, I was thinking they stopped to egg the house we were infront of. So I threw an egg right at the door of this house and my mate says "HEY,THATS MY HOUSE IDIOT". Then his mum popped up from the garden. Oh boy was my brain on holidays back then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't know why I didn't remember it was his house, I was there maybe a month or so before it happened. He is still my mate these days but his Mum hates me.

One time, I was walking through my house and my dad asked me if my brother was in the bathroom. At that same time, my brother walked into the room. I looked at him and said, "Are you in the bathroom?". I was being compeletely serious too... :(

Hahahaha that made me laugh out loud. :lol:

Similar to your story, one time I was with a friend at the mall and we were looking at some stuff when I realized I was chewing on something. I had to ask "Matt, what's in my mouth?" cause I had no idea and turns out I was chewing on the string of my hoodie. It was so weird..

this one time at work i told someone to have a goodnight. but it was 9 in the morning :oops: .

One day i went to get gas at the station. It wasn't really functioning very well and I had problems just getting the take full. Eventually I do and I leave the station. After going about 40 feet I start freaking out. I say to my sister * i think im leaking gass!!!! i think im gonna stall!!* she's like are you serious??... i cant see anything from here. Heh after much panic, I realised that the "E" i thought it was on was in reality an "F". Heh completely serious too.

Yeah, my hand co-ordination is awful at times too. Has anyone else got a yoghurt out the fridge, got a spoon out, took off the yoghurts lid, put the spoon in the pin, then use the lid as a spoon? Man...sooo many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was getting ready for school last year and I heard my toast pop up. Realising I was late, I grabbed it, put on my blazer, bit my tongue (thinking it was the toast) grabbed the key and went outside. I locked the door and dropped my toast. Looked down...I was wearing no pants and no shoes.

I am doubting if it works now, I am staring to the screen with a towel on my head.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[daan's pic removed - thank me later daan :wink: - Phil ]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bubsa, you're weird. I've had the yoghurt part, but I never really went outside in my underwear without notiocing I didn't have clothes on. :P

Yeah, my hand co-ordination is awful at times too. Has anyone else got a yoghurt out the fridge, got a spoon out, took off the yoghurts lid, put the spoon in the pin, then use the lid as a spoon? Man...sooo many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was getting ready for school last year and I heard my toast pop up. Realising I was late, I grabbed it, put on my blazer, bit my tongue (thinking it was the toast) grabbed the key and went outside. I locked the door and dropped my toast. Looked down...I was wearing no pants and no shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LMAO :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing like that has really ever happened to me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I want to get something I'll get up to get it and then forget why I got up in the first place. I sit down and then remember later on.

Nothing on the scale of Bubsa, but i have had times when i've meant to do something, stood up, forgotten what it was, sat down, remembered, stood up, forgotten, sat down, remembered etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another time was in a GCSE history lesson and i asked my friend if he was doing history for GCSE :oops:

Yeah, my hand co-ordination is awful at times too. Has anyone else got a yoghurt out the fridge, got a spoon out, took off the yoghurts lid, put the spoon in the pin, then use the lid as a spoon? Man...sooo many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was getting ready for school last year and I heard my toast pop up. Realising I was late, I grabbed it, put on my blazer, bit my tongue (thinking it was the toast) grabbed the key and went outside. I locked the door and dropped my toast. Looked down...I was wearing no pants and no shoes.

 

 

 

My little bro once went to the local shop with only underpants on and t shirt in the summer, he came back and i said "what the hell u doing outside with only boxers on and t-shirt?" he goes like "omg wtf?"

 

 

 

I guess hes dumb.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways, myself. I was doing some cheerios for me, so i get out the milk from fridge, leave it open, put the cheerioses in the fridge and leave the milk on the table, then my dad came and asked what the hell was I doing.

I once walked face first into a door because I forgot to raise my hand and push...

Yeah, my hand co-ordination is awful at times too. Has anyone else got a yoghurt out the fridge, got a spoon out, took off the yoghurts lid, put the spoon in the pin, then use the lid as a spoon? Man...sooo many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was getting ready for school last year and I heard my toast pop up. Realising I was late, I grabbed it, put on my blazer, bit my tongue (thinking it was the toast) grabbed the key and went outside. I locked the door and dropped my toast. Looked down...I was wearing no pants and no shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surely you realised it was getting chilly down in the nether regions 8)

It was a morning in the summer so since my parents work regular hours i decided to have some fun. i took off most of my clothes, got out my guitar and started to "rock" hard. after about 5 mins i was really into it and didnt realize my brother was sleeping on the couch :oops: he still wont let me forget that to this day

 

Yeah, my hand co-ordination is awful at times too. Has anyone else got a yoghurt out the fridge, got a spoon out, took off the yoghurts lid, put the spoon in the pin, then use the lid as a spoon? Man...sooo many times.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was getting ready for school last year and I heard my toast pop up. Realising I was late, I grabbed it, put on my blazer, bit my tongue (thinking it was the toast) grabbed the key and went outside. I locked the door and dropped my toast. Looked down...I was wearing no pants and no shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surely you realised it was getting chilly down in the nether regions 8)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worst thing was I was locked out, so I had to go round the backdoor. :oops:

Sometimes I flush toilets twice times because I can't remember if I really do it. :?

well my big brother did something a bit stupid once (actually i played a trick on him and he didn't notice) and he poured blackcurrant juice all of his coco pops (i swapped the milk for the blackcurrant juice at the last second :twisted: )and he was like: why does my cereal taste all fruity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another time he (the same brother as before) picked up his cup drank some of the coke in it, then put it down on its side (he spilled on his plate to so he had to get some more food)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

as for me i tend to go upstairs to get something and then get something else then go back downstairs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i once put my pencil behind my ear, then i forgot :o but i needed it to do a picture :shock: so i got up and asked the teacher she didn't notice it either and asked the class if anyone had seen it then everyone started laughing and then my teacher noticed and i remembered, but my teacher thought i had done it on purpose and kept me in at break :wall: