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Inspired by Da_Latios' post here I thought I'd expand on the theme...

(Mods, if this is the wrong place please move it, I couldn't really see anywhere appropriate to post)

Now this is a story all about how
My Runescape life goes round and round
Now I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
Tell you how I became the King of Miscellania

In west Asgarnia born and raised,
Well the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out max and relaxing all cool
And shooting some dragons down by the pool

When a couple of demons, they were up to no good
Started making trouble and I was low on food
I got in one little fight and Zamorak got scared
Said you’ll have to help the folks up in Miscellania

Well I played on my lyre to get kinda near
But with no other tele’s I had to walk from here
If anything I can say that walking is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' – on to Miscellania

I got off of the boat about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the sailor 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as King of Miscellania
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I really enjoy it. Thanks for sharing!

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Amusing.
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Cats are not amused.

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It doesn't rhyme and there are no pools by the black dragons

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Sorry, it just seemed forced to me :mellow: .
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Inspired by Da_Latios' post here I thought I'd expand on the theme...

(Mods, if this is the wrong place please move it, I couldn't really see anywhere appropriate to post)

Now this is a story all about how
My Runescape life goes round and round
Now I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
Tell you how I became the King of Miscellania Doesn't rhyme

In west Asgarnia born and raised,
Well the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out max and relaxing all cool It's "chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all cool
And shooting some dragons down by the pool No dragons by pools

When a couple of demons, they were up to no good
Started making trouble and I was low on food
I got in one little fight and Zamorak got scared
Said you’ll have to help the folks up in Miscellania Doesn't rhyme Why would Zamorak get scared and then tell you to help people in Miscellania?

Well I played on my lyre to get kinda near
But with no other tele’s I had to walk from here
If anything I can say that walking is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' – on to Miscellania Doesn't rhyme

I got off of the boat about 7 or 8 Didn't you just say you walked?
And I yelled to the sailor 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as King of Miscellania


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That was painfully forced and made no sense whatsoever, and not in the amusing way. Not to mention potholes and inconsistencies literally from one line to the next. Posted ImagePosted Image
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You guys need to relax lol

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Amusing. At first I was like what? And then Fresh Prince starting playing in my mind, and I enjoyed reading it through. :)
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old [cabbage].

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Fact checking lol.

Eh, I am horrible at any form of poetry, so It made me laugh.

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Umm ok thanks for sharing this :blink:
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Inspired by Da_Latios' post here I thought I'd expand on the theme...

(Mods, if this is the wrong place please move it, I couldn't really see anywhere appropriate to post)

Now this is a story all about how
My Runescape life goes round and round
Now I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
Tell you how I became the King of Miscellania Doesn't rhyme

In west Asgarnia born and raised,
Well the dungeon is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out max and relaxing all cool It's "chillin out, maxin, relaxin, all cool
And shooting some dragons down by the pool No dragons by pools

When a couple of demons, they were up to no good
Started making trouble and I was low on food
I got in one little fight and Zamorak got scared
Said you’ll have to help the folks up in Miscellania Doesn't rhyme Why would Zamorak get scared and then tell you to help people in Miscellania?

Well I played on my lyre to get kinda near
But with no other tele’s I had to walk from here
If anything I can say that walking is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' – on to Miscellania Doesn't rhyme

I got off of the boat about 7 or 8 Didn't you just say you walked?
And I yelled to the sailor 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as King of Miscellania


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That was painfully forced and made no sense whatsoever, and not in the amusing way. Not to mention potholes and inconsistencies literally from one line to the next. Posted ImagePosted Image



Uhm, when rhyming in music, as you seem to be totally, totally unaware, you don't necesserily use a word that rhymes. For instance, GOAT and BOAT. In songwriting, you could easily rhyme scared with miscellania. The same way Will smith rhymed Scared with Bel Air. It sounds similar, it doesn't rhyme, but it flows.

Leave the kid alone. He wrote something quite funny, and you derail it with some ridiculous points.

You are laughing at him because you think he's sad for writing this song, and yet you derailed it with his inconsistencies and lack of runescape knowlege. Who needs to reassess their life, really?

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Uhm, when rhyming in music, as you seem to be totally, totally unaware, you don't necesserily use a word that rhymes. For instance, GOAT and BOAT. In songwriting, you could easily rhyme scared with miscellania. The same way Will smith rhymed Scared with Bel Air. It sounds similar, it doesn't rhyme, but it flows.

Leave the kid alone. He wrote something quite funny, and you derail it with some ridiculous points.

You are laughing at him because you think he's sad for writing this song, and yet you derailed it with his inconsistencies and lack of runescape knowlege. Who needs to reassess their life, really?


You do, apparently. While scared sounds somewhere in the ballpark with Bel-Air, scared sounds nothing like Miscellania. It's like me claiming hotdog and milkshake rhyme. And "quite funny" is left to interpretation, in this case your poor sense of humor. The Bel-Air theme is an unfunny, overused meme, and this use couldn't be more forced if he shouted DESU DESU ROW ROW FITE DA POWAA LULZ YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ RIKROLEDD.

If you can't take criticism, get off of the internet, or enhance your writing abilities before you post your material.

And if you'd actually read my thread before jumping on the "OMG HE SED BAD TINGS HE MUST B TROLLN" Posted Image, you would notice that I didn't make any personal attacks against the OP, nor did I say anything close to calling him "sad," and that I even made fun of myself by ending with the Hitler-shaking-fist emote. All of my points were legitimate, and actually pretty basic when it comes to writing anything, let alone poetry, with what I mentioned about inconsistencies that occur literally one line later, just for the purpose of forcing a merger between Fresh Prince and Runescape.

For you to say I derailed the thread by using something I never said, and then in a demeaning way claim that I'm the one who needs to reassess my life, says a lot more about you than it does about me.
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I found it amusing. :)

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Umm ok thanks for sharing this :blink:


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You do, apparently. While scared sounds somewhere in the ballpark with Bel-Air, scared sounds nothing like Miscellania. It's like me claiming hotdog and milkshake rhyme. And "quite funny" is left to interpretation, in this case your poor sense of humor. The Bel-Air theme is an unfunny, overused meme, and this use couldn't be more forced if he shouted DESU DESU ROW ROW FITE DA POWAA LULZ YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ RIKROLEDD.

If you can't take criticism, get off of the internet, or enhance your writing abilities before you post your material.

And if you'd actually read my thread before jumping on the "OMG HE SED BAD TINGS HE MUST B TROLLN" Posted Image, you would notice that I didn't make any personal attacks against the OP, nor did I say anything close to calling him "sad," and that I even made fun of myself by ending with the Hitler-shaking-fist emote. All of my points were legitimate, and actually pretty basic when it comes to writing anything, let alone poetry, with what I mentioned about inconsistencies that occur literally one line later, just for the purpose of forcing a merger between Fresh Prince and Runescape.

For you to say I derailed the thread by using something I never said, and then in a demeaning way claim that I'm the one who needs to reassess my life, says a lot more about you than it does about me.

+1 on this.
Also, scAIRed, bel-AIR. The -are- in scared being the emphasized syllable makes it a perfectly valid rhyme with -air. Miscellania...has nothing that could even remotely be slanted or mispronounced to rhyme with scared, there, etc etc.
If it had actually rhymed like the song I might have smiled a little, but as it is "this use couldn't be more forced if he shouted DESU DESU ROW ROW FITE DA POWAA LULZ YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ RIKROLEDD."

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Definately a little bit 'forced.' Good, but, meh. :/
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